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[The NightMan Cometh]

I present you with evidence that Cerberus may, in fact, not be lazy.

I blew the fucker's head off, but instead of falling in line he just proceeded to stand there and turn into the direction of my Juggy teammate for the rest of the match. He was an actual solid object.





biower pls

^^^ That is funny. Happens all the time. Once I was playing Cerberus on Dagger as a Shadow.. A trooper was coming up the ladder I chopped his head off...His body dropped to the ground and proceeded to walk it off like nothing happened.. and go around and kill all my teammates While his head stayed in place and kept moving about like he was looking at things...That was creepy.

[q5tyhj]

Speaking of lazy... have you ever considering dusting? Your controllers look like they spend the last week on a construction site.

Yeah, as you can likely deduce, I hate dusting- but those are just older, busted-ass controllers. My one (working) controller is probably about the only thing that doesn't need dusting. 

[Balbock]

 

"Spider-Phantom. Spider-Phantom does whatever Spider-Phantom does..."

[GordianKnot42]

^^^ That is funny. Happens all the time. Once I was playing Cerberus on Dagger as a Shadow.. A trooper was coming up the ladder I chopped his head off...His body dropped to the ground and proceeded to walk it off like nothing happened.. and go around and kill all my teammates While his head stayed in place and kept moving about like he was looking at things...That was creepy.

"Roland the Headless Cerberus Trooper..."

[T-Raks]

Got a Phantom to accept my dance invite:

[Urizen]

"You said there´s booze up there, now where is it"

 

 

"Weeeeeeeeeee"

 

[Terminator Force]

Of course they are lazy. All they do is camp behind herb smoke.

 

[Mordokai]

Of course they are lazy. All they do is camp behind herb smoke.

 

This coming from a guy already taking a dirt nap?

[Terminator Force]

This coming from a guy already taking a dirt nap?

 

Dirt nap on my new just started WiiU manifest account? What do I look like, a masochist?

[TheNightSlasher]

Geth Rocket Trooper lazying it up...

 

[Darth Volus]

^ Surprise maddafaka "double tap to face" 

[Deathangel008]

and because not only cerberus is lazy...

[Antsu39]

Cluster nades are awesome.

 

 

And I really did have to take a closer look where that sword is put on. Not sure if she enjoyed it but I sure did love that sight.

 

[T-Raks]

Combat Engineer taking a nap, thinking the Primes will get the job done:

 

[Deathangel008]

[Urizen]

"Yo, dude, you´ve got a coin?"

 

[Darth Volus]

^ Nope, but I can transfer you some credits to your omni-tool. 

[Deathangel008]

"waaah, they took my shield!"

[frank_is_crank]

"waaah, they took my shield!"
 

 

Maybe it's just an attempt for planking.

[Deathangel008]

planking?


^^

[Balbock]

... No data available...

 

 

How do the Humans say? WTF... or something like that?

 

Aww... Whatever! Start: "HunterMode.exe -7_8O.o_V1"

[Salarian Master Race]

... No data available...

 

 

How do the Humans say? WTF... or something like that?

 

Aww... Whatever! Start: "HunterMode.exe -1_8O.o_V1"

 

Looks like Cerberus is resuming the Philadelphia Experiment.  This shouldn't be surprising.  Expected, actually.

[stephenw32768]

Looks like Cerberus is resuming the Philadelphia Experiment.  This shouldn't be surprising.  Expected, actually.

 

"Hey, we were trying to invent a city-sized tactical cloak to protect Vancouver from the Reapers... but it phased into hyperspace and killed all our guys."

[BouncyFrag]

Amazing thread!

[Urizen]