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[dstrawberrygirl]

Phantoms put in request to T.I.M. after one of their number froze to death from exposure on Noveria

[Rodia Driftwood]

1Magnolie wrote...

HeartBreak301 wrote...

Another derpy atlas for the thread.

Beam me up Scotty! There is only drunk Troopers down here!

Lol, it seems Scotty was drunk as well.

[DeathScepter]

oO Stryfe Oo wrote...

DeathScepter wrote...

BoneCarlos Lee wrote...


Can I join Cerberus ? Apparently they have crazy party every night.

yes you can join Cerberus. Let me point you to a recruiter over there.

"Welcome to Cerberus! Would you kindly take a seat?"

<gestrure at lab table, readies syringe>

Don't worry about the syringes, they will make your biotic implants that much stronger.

[tMc Tallgeese]

Looks like someone played a little Ryncol-fueled Quasar....


Cerberus Contract Status: Liquidated.

[DeathScepter]

tMc Tallgeese wrote...

Looks like someone played a little Ryncol-fueled Quasar....


Cerberus Contract Status: Liquidated.

It is not liquidated yet but we are in the process of liquidation right now with that company.

[SimulatedSnowman]

tMc Tallgeese wrote...

Looks like someone played a little Ryncol-fueled Quasar....


Cerberus Contract Status: Liquidated.

inb4 YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[tntk252]

Man, you guys should hear the music at Cerberus parties. It's a lot like dubstep. It really gets into your head.

[HeartBreak301]

Dubstep gets in my head like indoctrination. You just can't get away from the nightmare.

[Apollo47Delta]

Cerberus listens to Dubstep huh? Oh well, i'm still going to the "party" and hanging around near the phantom and nemesis operatives and "ask" them for a dance or two even they are not actually dancing, they are just lying there drunk *Drinks Whisky and does the Shepard Shuffle*

[DarklighterFreak]

high quality LOLz

[MoeRayShep]

Theme music to listen to while looking at these pics

[HeartBreak301]

Same thing.

[MaxShine]

Jack Crapper wrote...

Sihmm wrote...

Ma'am, the bathroom was to the other left.

^^ Best comment ! and best picture hahahahahahahaha

[Caephire]

Daynan wrote...

Let's hope they aren't tagged on Facebook or soommeone's gonna get fiiiiiiirrrrrrred!

Yes! I LOL'd.

[OhPa2]

Two thumbs up!

[MinatheBrat]

I love this thread!
Keep partying like it's the end of the Galaxy!

[Star fury]

Drinking WITH Cerberus.


http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/81/masseffect3201206082316.png

[Beerfish]

Nemesis Shields, sister of Maurader Shields.

[Saradas85]

That's why people always join matches against Cerberus.... This thread is so full of epicness

[HeartBreak301]

They'd rather play with varren than do their jobs as well.

[ctr2yellowbird]

Jetpacks are not toys!!!



Guardians who forget to bring their shield WILL be demoted to Assault Trooper.



I bet some Combat Engineer thought it would be real funny to send in HALF AN ATLAS! Rest assured, he will be dealt with accordingly.



Why not just send the Alliance a postcard next time?



Fraternizing with the enemy is strictly prohibited, ESPECIALLY EXOTIC DANCES!!!!





Model Cerberus employees.



This is why the Geth have defectors.



Alliance experiment #00037419. Let this be a reminder next time you feel like slacking off.

[-JP-]

HeartBreak301 wrote...

Another derpy atlas for the thread.

"HELP! I'm being attacked by a heart trapped in a huge soap bubble!"

[Freskione2]

Kudos!!

[Frozen Mind]

Well done, team:


And one of the body art - Holidays on Reactor:

[masleslie]

I'm commander Shepard and this is my favorite thread on the forum!