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[Invader Nemesis]

ROFL

[HeartBreak301]

masleslie wrote...

I'm commander Shepard and this is my favorite thread on the forum!

I'll do you one better.

[whateverman7]

lol this is a damn good thread

[Cricketer15]

nice one!

[Rifneno]

Threads like this are why forums exist. In a week, nobody'll remember our balance arguments we wrote today. But in a year, there'll still be somebody going "Haha, you remember that drunk Cerberus thread?"

[MajorStupidity]

Rifneno wrote...

Threads like this are why forums exist. In a week, nobody'll remember our balance arguments we wrote today. But in a year, there'll still be somebody going "Haha, you remember that drunk Cerberus thread?"

+1

[johnstreetmusic]

The N7 is about to perform a headspin.

[Abramsrunner]

MajorStupidity wrote...

Rifneno wrote...

Threads like this are why forums exist. In a week, nobody'll remember our balance arguments we wrote today. But in a year, there'll still be somebody going "Haha, you remember that drunk Cerberus thread?"

+1

I still remember the Jiggy Quarian bum bum thread, ME3 Meme thread and that Nerf Duck thread .

[BridgeBurner]

So much win. Thanks for making me genuinely fall off my chair. I just woke my household up, its 2 in the morning in sunny scotland and I just treated the entire abode to sounds of my guffawing.

Modifié par Annomander, 29 septembre 2012 - 01:22 .

[SaddleTrampNC]

Excellent thread!! Would like to add screenshots but they don't show up in the screenshots folder. Anyone know the fix for this??

[Lady Galaga]

Nissun wrote...

BattleCop88 wrote...

Does anybody else seem to die in doggystyle position?

Geth tend to fall into suggestive positions very often. The reapers, I don't know. It's really hard to tell what's going on on a pile of cannibals, with all the viscera and stuff. Eww.

First off, greetz to another PWOTTER/Cracked forum-er


This one showed up to a Cerberus tailgate and fell into a Hari Kari position looking for his shoes.




This dude complained that Glacier was a sausagefest for 5 straight hours, then passed out while rubbernecking.

Modifié par Lady Galaga, 29 septembre 2012 - 02:33 .

[dimeonwu]

WAHAHAHA AWESOME KEEP THIS UP GUYS!

[xx DJ ONE xx]

Nissun wrote...

BattleCop88 wrote...

Does anybody else seem to die in doggystyle position?

Geth tend to fall into suggestive positions very often. The reapers, I don't know. It's really hard to tell what's going on on a pile of cannibals, with all the viscera and stuff. Eww.

A resourceful partner would know how to not let it go to waste. <_<

My motto - if it ain't spit viscera, it ain't love. 

[nicethugbert]

Phantom DOT sound = Pure Sex Magic

[nicethugbert]

BattleCop88 wrote...

Does anybody else seem to die in doggystyle position?

Yeah, it seems like 90% of my deaths result in some butt-side-up position.  Disturbing.

[mel0r0r]

Modifié par mel0r0r, 29 septembre 2012 - 11:53 .

[SavagelyEpic]

mel0r0r wrote...

Shake dat booty guuurrlll

[SweetDaddy-P]

HeartBreak301 wrote...

nav29 wrote...

HeartBreak301 wrote...

Another derpy atlas for the thread.

On a side note, why's this level so dark in this pic (night time?)
Awesome!

My brightness is probably lower than yours is all.

That is the best straight line I ever read. Man, I am not touching that with a 10 ft. pole. Just too amyn possibilities!!

[bluebeam]

Well, our operatives are not exactly serious either. They have been seen...

playing superman (and falling off the map because of that)


playing with imaginary guns


and running around below the map on rio (probably looking for a bar)

[DHKany]

The name is DHKany
and this is the greatest thread to have ever been made.

[Zkyire]

Never taking Cerberus seriously ever again.

[SavagelyEpic]

MajorStupidity wrote...

Rifneno wrote...

Threads like this are why forums exist. In a week, nobody'll remember our balance arguments we wrote today. But in a year, there'll still be somebody going "Haha, you remember that drunk Cerberus thread?"

+1

NERFS ARE TEMPORARY BUT CERBERUS IS FOREVER

[KiraTsukasa]

I had a time where a cerberus trooper was sitting against a wall, hands behind his head, and legs crossed.

Of all the times for Origin to not have a screenshot feature...

[Mondhase]

This thread is awesome, great job!

As a side note, as there are several pictures of player characters, too, did anyone else notice that the N7 characters seem to go down a lot more gracefully than the others? Generally speaking at least. The one I play the most is the shadow and while there might be the occasional awkward pose, she usually lies rather normal in contrast to other characters who either go down in a complete heap or with their butt up in the air. (I'm looking at you, Salarian!)

[Waffelmeister]

I'm commander Shepard, and this is my favorite thread on the Forums.