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A thought experiment: Darkspawn Love Interest


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#126
Todd23

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http://m.youtube.com...h?v=iNRaTejGNps

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Todd23 wrote...

Arcane Warrior Mage Hawke wrote...

Vandicus wrote...

Kail Ashton wrote...

What....the....fffffffffffffffffff....okay, bioware clearly needs to start droping details for people to complain about cause we're one step away from "why can't i romance dead corpses?" the romance thread ....creatures are officaly getting desprete now, bioware do something~!


Pssshhhh, way off.

We're one step away from "Why can't I romance my dead mom?" the romance thread.

Romancing regular dead corpses is so DA2.

If a Hawke did *shudders* THAT I hope Malcolm kills them both from beyond the grave my Templar,Assassin and Mage Hawkes would help.

No offense, but you sound like you're trolling.

Dude romancing Leandra when she's still alive would already be wrong on so many levels but as the Corpse Bride? That's an Oedipius Complex,necrophillia and incest all rolled into one I just have no words for it  at all It reminds me of some of the disturbing things I heard regarding WOW players and female Forsaken.

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Arcane Warrior Mage Hawke wrote...

Todd23 wrote...

Arcane Warrior Mage Hawke wrote...

Vandicus wrote...

Kail Ashton wrote...

What....the....fffffffffffffffffff....okay, bioware clearly needs to start droping details for people to complain about cause we're one step away from "why can't i romance dead corpses?" the romance thread ....creatures are officaly getting desprete now, bioware do something~!


Pssshhhh, way off.

We're one step away from "Why can't I romance my dead mom?" the romance thread.

Romancing regular dead corpses is so DA2.

If a Hawke did *shudders* THAT I hope Malcolm kills them both from beyond the grave my Templar,Assassin and Mage Hawkes would help.

No offense, but you sound like you're trolling.

Dude romancing Leandra when she's still alive would already be wrong on so many levels but as the Corpse Bride? That's an Oedipius Complex,necrophillia and incest all rolled into one I just have no words for it  at all It reminds me of some of the disturbing things I heard regarding WOW players and female Forsaken.


Seriously I don't know how he read our conversation and came out with the idea that YOU were trolling. 

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She made a whole scenario where Malcolm and her Hawkes kill my Hawke.

PS: Don't hate the forsaken.

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Todd23 wrote...

She made a whole scenario where Malcolm and her Hawkes kill my Hawke.

PS: Don't hate the forsaken.

I'm a guy and I never said anything about YOUR HAWKE I said a Hawke.

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Oh godness no... At least I don't think so... NO.

I don't think any woman would appreciate having their PC get raped by Darkspawm and be turned into... That... I know some of the people on the internet are sick and loved the 2 girls and a cup.... But plz no no... NOOOOO

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... But my Hawke hypothetically wanted to do it.

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Todd23 wrote...

... But my Hawke hypothetically wanted to do it.


your Hawke wanted to date zombie Leandra....?

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Todd23 wrote...

... But my Hawke hypothetically wanted to do it.

*stares in horror*:sick::sick::sick:

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Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week. The seacret to trolling is to be honest. 



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Uhm...guys? Just so we're clear, "love interest" does not entail intercourse. In fact, I saw another thread mention the same thing. A darkspawn as a companion could be a really deep character, and as a love interest I see no problem. As long as there's no darkspawn sex involved you're in the clear.

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Ultimashade wrote...

Uhm...guys? Just so we're clear, "love interest" does not entail intercourse. In fact, I saw another thread mention the same thing. A darkspawn as a companion could be a really deep character, and as a love interest I see no problem. As long as there's no darkspawn sex involved you're in the clear.


... But can sex still be an option?  :blush:

#138
unbentbuzzkill

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I have only one thing to say WTF?! are you thinking.

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NO
if i wanted to have nasty genetic intercourse with a person,id find a woman who has a batch of "blue waffels"

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unbentbuzzkill wrote...

I have only one thing to say WTF?! are you thinking.


I'm thinking about this:
http://images.tonic....60-baconjpg.jpg

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And I thought I was disturbed.

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?!?!?!
there are hundreds of things wrong with this thread. im going to have this discustamating image of a darkspawn romance for days :(

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Ultimashade wrote...

Uhm...guys? Just so we're clear, "love interest" does not entail intercourse. In fact, I saw another thread mention the same thing. A darkspawn as a companion could be a really deep character, and as a love interest I see no problem. As long as there's no darkspawn sex involved you're in the clear.

Again, there's the issue of taint. Even if the main character is immune, surely one of the companions is not. The whole nature of what a Darkspawn is would have to be changed; meaning that character would not be a Darkspawn.

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A romantic relationship without sex? If you can find a loophole with the blight sickness, you have my approval.
I wish you luck in all you seek to accomplish. And should you fail, may Dumat have mercy on your souls.
Side note: The Messenger caused only small outbreaks of the taint, if I recall. So maybe there's a way around it.