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#76
Estelindis

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Tassiaw wrote...

Estelindis wrote...

Aw...  I really love that line!  It's my favourite battlecry from any companion.  :)


"Down you go!" is way better. :P

Only because it reminds us of Carth!  And now that Alistair has it *as well*... :wub:

Lotion Soronnar wrote...

Hardening lines.
How come you allways sound alike a douche for hardening them? Frak, can you formulate it more nicely and sensibly?

I completely agree with you here.  I really don't understand how Ali and Leli get what they get from what the PC actually has the choice to say.  I much prefer your ideas.

Mind you, unlike apparently everyone else, I actually felt kinda bad for Goldanna.  I wanted an option to tell Alistair that people aren't always going act as you want just because you want it.  They have their own reasons for doing as they do.  And the feeling of family belonging is different for various folks as well.  He's had time to build up expectations...  But that doesn't mean she's going to feel instant warmth towards him when he arrives out of the blue like that.  (Quite leaving aside the "is she actually his sister at all" questions that arise from the novels.)

Modifié par Estelindis, 29 décembre 2009 - 10:20 .


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"Can I get you a ladder? So you'll GET OFF MY BACK"!


This.  So much.

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GoldenusG wrote...

"Can I get you a ladder? So you'll GET OFF MY BACK"!


My first character had this voice. Most annoying line in any game, ever.

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Dog barking - While getting solicited for tent-time with Alistair, I may have actually said out loud, "Oh my god! I'm trying to get laid here! Will you SHUT UP!"


OK, you seriously just made me spit cereal!  That's hilarious! :lol:

"Can I get you a ladder? So you'll GET OFF MY BACK"!


Can I just give a virtual shout-out to everyone who played this game with the "violent" voice-set before I received my copy and posted here in the forums about the high annoyance factor, for saving me from having to rip the game CD out of the drive, smash it into ragged splinters and use them to puncture my own eardrums?  Seriously, thanks.

My most irritating:

"Dwarven crafts, fine dwarven crafts, direct from Orzammar."  STFU, Gorim.

"Magic exists to serve man and never to rule over him."  Why does the nutty old bat always seem to be saying this line every time I pass her by?!

Anything either of the dwarven criers in Orzammar say.

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XOGHunter246

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Dogs bark it what they do.

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Squiggles1334

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When I'm reading the epilogue cards and listening to the dramatic music, I can still hear the dog scratching and sniffing.



It's actually quite distracting, and I don't know why BioWare didn't freeze the dog's idle animations when you head for the door to greet your awaiting audience.

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Cailan: "glorious "
The first time I heard it I thought this dumb blonde would be deadish soon enough.

Modifié par Bratinov, 29 décembre 2009 - 04:30 .


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I know I'll get bashed for it, but if everyone's complaining about dog, I find Schmooples a lot more... unnerving... I mean the noises it makes.

Modifié par Asante81, 29 décembre 2009 - 04:29 .


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Unless you're a human noble, you don't have to have Dog in your party. You won't get the helmet to complete the Effort armor set, but you won't have barking in camp, either.

Also, there's a mod out that quiets your faithful companion.

It is startlingly like real life, though. There you are, at home, getting intimate with your significant other, and suddenly, there's a cold, wet nose someplace a cold, wet nose shouldn't be. You get used to it, after a while.

Edit: And I won't bash you for it. Schmooples annoys the living hells out of me.

Modifié par berelinde, 29 décembre 2009 - 04:31 .


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Yeah dog doesn't bother me,it's schmooples who I want to roast over the fire.



And I like the "welll, aren't we sweet and attentive" line, I think it is cute :(

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berelinde wrote...

1) Enchantment? Enchantment!
2) TEEgahn
3) Aren't we sweet and attentive?
4) Anything Morrigan says


I agree with you on 2 and 3, number 1 on the other hand amuses me, and I kinda like some of morrigan's snide retorts, but the "sooooo, full of questions are we" line is annoying.

I also never get tired of  "Dwarven crafts, fine dwarven crafts, direct from Orzammar.", probably because I think Gorim is awesome.

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The mod to quiet Dog does work, I found!



And I totally forgot the noise Shale makes when he walks. I only used him once for his quest, but man, the STOMPSTOMPSTOMPSTOMP grated me to no end. For people who play(ed) WoW, it reminded me a lot of the Core Hound hunter pets from Molten Core. EEEEP.



And Alistair said something like "your desire is my command" when you started to talk to him, which I found really annoying. After I almost cheated on him with Leliana and he made me choose (I chose him), he stopped it, luckily.

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XOGHunter246

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Schmoople's constant squeaks

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packardbell

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Anora's battle speech, god that was so cringeworthy.

Anything Zevran says, right we got it your bisexual.. stop shoving it down my throat.

Alistair's constant whining

Morrigan's unnecessary ****iness

Sten's one-word sentences



That's pretty much it...


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Move and parry, strike and kill!



:< stoooop.

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The Human Noble origin...When Fergus' woman goes on about "Maker watch over us..." or whatever it is she says. Sounds a bit stupid, in my humble opinion.

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Everything about the Maker, except if its a curse. Maker´s Breath, I hate the chantry.....

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Shale "it has a question"
Dog barking
Oghren "laughs..ass chaps.."
Leiliana right before battle she screams/yells (valor?)
when she recovers from death.."ooohh..look my blood made a pretty pattern.."
when you try to open a chest "i can do that for you"

okay here is not so much the lines...but why oh god why do the NPC's feel the need to crowd the crap out of the PC when you move or try to open chests/loot bodies.  I can't remember how many times I run up to the chest/body to loot and *boom* dialog pops up with the NPC's. Image IPB

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"Do this. Do that." -This is one of Alistair's common responses if you click him with neutral approval. It was cute at first. After a point it starts to get annoying.

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I wish "What's up buttercup?" would be available to start any conversation. Especially when talking to a demon.

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Thor Rand Al

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LynxAQ wrote...
We have a winner. Unless you have seen this final charge speech (usually done by Alistair, but if you keep Loghain alive Anora does it) outside Denerim, then you havent seen the worst dialogue lines in this game.




I haven't had that speech yet lol... What I don't understand is why can't the PC do the speech, I mean come on you are the one that got these armies together to fight the darkspawn, you are the 1 that decided who was goin to be king or queen... It only seems fair that Bioware would of let the PC speak if he wanted to n not just Alistair or Anora...

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hehe. not exactly irritating, but i like when the player refuses to take Leliana along as a companion but she meets up with you later and Alistair says like "She's more 'ooh pretty colors' crazy then 'muhahaha im princess stabbity stab stab' crazy."



as for annoying, that damn song leliana sings is just godawful. I just dropped my controller and left. Isolde is annyoing too. And some of Morrigan's remarks got on me. and sten questioning everything i do. Duncan's brushing aside of Flemeth and Morrgian kinda bothered me too.

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Thor Rand Al

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blakskyz wrote...
when she recovers from death.."ooohh..look my blood made a pretty pattern.."



LMAO  You know I had thought thats what she had said but I didn't know for sure.  Now I know






Oghren's dang belching... That annoyed me after the second time of talkin to him, I wanted to yell at him about using manners lmao... I avoided him after that lol

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Scotsman284

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oh, and my favorite:



Alistair: "Oh right, no one told you... you got 30 years to live... give or take..."

Me: "WHY THE F*** WOULDNT YOU TELL ME THAT?!?"

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packardbell wrote...

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Alistair's constant whining
Morrigan's unnecessary ****iness
Sten's one-word sentences

That's pretty much it...

I agree about Alistair :pinched:
Hehe, I like it when Morrigan responds with an annoyed sigh or by saying "What now" after she's just joined you :D And at least you don't have to listen to an entire speech when talking to Sten :P

Right now, my female City Elf (wise) keeps saying "Have you no concern for your own existence?! "
Yeah, that would really scare off some Darkspawn... :pinched: