Your Most Irritating Lines in the Game ever...
#101
Posté 29 décembre 2009 - 11:48
#102
Posté 30 décembre 2009 - 01:29
Zevran saying he can take care of that chest for me and HORRIBLY FAILING. After a while I wanted to smack him "No, no you can't 'take care of this for me. You're lousier at this than I am and I have no skill in lockpicking at all!"
Morrigan disapproves - I leave her at camp 90% of the time for a reason
Almost anything Anora says. The only thing I liked that she said was the bit about how she appreciated it when I asked if she needed anything. And that was probably more of her trying to play me for a fool. I swear, that woman.. No wonder her and Cailan fought all the time. Poor bastard was probably glad to die simply because he got away from her. Maybe that's why he was shooting for glory so often.
Gorim. But only because I knew he'd replace me with some surface bint. Why? Why don't you love my little dwarf princess, Gorim?
Modifié par Rivie, 30 décembre 2009 - 01:30 .
#103
Posté 30 décembre 2009 - 01:53
Also, Anora's speech. Good voice acting, her line "Maybe Alistair will bend over more gracefully than me?" always makes me lol.
and then GUH. What was the point HER doing the pre-battle speech, Bioware? She wasn't even in the last battle! LOGHAIN should give the speech in her place! HES FREAKIN SIMON TEMPLEMAN! MISSED OPPORTUNITY!
Should have been - Alistair in party = Alistair gives speech
Loghian in Party = Loghain gives speech
Anora had ZERO place there. BWAGH!
No wonder her and Cailan fought all the time. Poor bastard was probably glad to die simply because he got away from her. Maybe that's why he was shooting for glory so often.
I don't imagine many wives get along with their husbands when their husband cheats on them left and right like Cailan did. lol
Modifié par Vicious, 30 décembre 2009 - 01:55 .
#104
Posté 30 décembre 2009 - 05:41
#105
Posté 05 avril 2010 - 11:46
Thor Rand Al wrote...
blakskyz wrote...
when she recovers from death.."ooohh..look my blood made a pretty pattern.."
LMAO You know I had thought thats what she had said but I didn't know for sure. Now I know
Actually its "my bruises form a pretty pattern."
#106
Posté 06 avril 2010 - 12:07
My HNF so very much wanted to whip out the pimp slap of doom on his ass and tell him "But I was talking to you, b*tch!"
#107
Posté 06 avril 2010 - 12:12
Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Most irritating line: Loghain, when he meets you at Eamon's place in Denerim after Eamon calls the landsmeet. Where he's ****ing Eamon out about calling the Landsmeet, there is one part where you say something, and Loghain blandly turns towards you and says "I wasn't talking to you."
That actually must be the most badass thing he does. Here he is, competely ignoring you despite the fact that you have an army gathered around you, while he is talking to a mostly useless old man. Ouch.
Lines I hate.
Everything Cammen says.
Cailan: "Gloriousss!"
Eammon saying that Alistair would be a good king, without even giving him the courtesy of speaking for himself or addressing him properly while he is in his presence (You make such a good case for yourself Eammon. Idiot).
#108
Posté 06 avril 2010 - 12:15
What comes? WHAT COMES?!?! The bus, at 5pm! And your @ss will be on it if you can't think of a different way to start a conversation!! ARG!
Modifié par Mel_Redux, 06 avril 2010 - 12:15 .
#109
Guest_Trust_*
Posté 06 avril 2010 - 12:18
Guest_Trust_*
Everytime I hear that I say wtf
#110
Posté 06 avril 2010 - 12:20
#111
Posté 06 avril 2010 - 12:22
KnightofPhoenix wrote...
That actually must be the most badass thing he does. Here he is, competely ignoring you despite the fact that you have an army gathered around you, while he is talking to a mostly useless old man. Ouch.
Still makes me want to slap the crap out of him. No one speaks to my borderline schitzo HNF that way and does not get the pimp cane upside the head!
Lines I hate.
Everything Cammen says.
Cailan: "Gloriousss!"
Eammon saying that Alistair would be a good king, without even giving him the courtesy of speaking for himself or addressing him properly while he is in his presence (You make such a good case for yourself Eammon. Idiot).
Total agreement there. Cammen is just.....wrong on so many fronts. If it wasn't for the hysterical scene you get breaking him and Gheyna up, I would find the idea of sleeping with him to revolting to do without liberal use of painkillers.
I really hate Eamon as well. That whole scene where he puts Alistair up as king, and acts like he's not in the room/insignifigant/opinion of no consequence just really sums him up nicely. It one of the many reasons keeping Alistair off the throne is a smiley moment for me. Not only is Alistair happy, Eamon's chancellor aspirations have been shot down too.
With Cailan, it's when he greets the player and Duncan and says "Ho there, friend, might I know your name". For some reason, he reminds me of Ned Flanders. I'm almost expecting him to say: "Hidey ho, there, neighbor. What spiffidlydoobab day to kill darkspawn!"
grrrr
#112
Posté 06 avril 2010 - 12:30
AwesomeEffect2 wrote...
"I am your paragon"
Everytime I hear that I say wtf
Ha, I hate this too, and I do not know why. Of course, I would dearly love to leap up that small incline and stab Branka right then and there. Pretty much everything she says is irritating (and rage-inducing).
The most irritating line in the game for me is when Morrigan is arguing for Jowan's release and she says "Better to slay him? Better to punish him for his choices?" What the hell, Morri? Isn't that why you punish people, for making horrible choices that lead to things like Arl's being poisoned and zombies being unleashed on an unsuspecting village? If it was phrased differently it would be fine because Jowan was, ultimately, a pawn but the surface of it just irks me.
Modifié par SurelyForth, 06 avril 2010 - 12:31 .
#113
Posté 06 avril 2010 - 12:47
Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
With Cailan, it's when he greets the player and Duncan and says "Ho there, friend, might I know your name". For some reason, he reminds me of Ned Flanders. I'm almost expecting him to say: "Hidey ho, there, neighbor. What spiffidlydoobab day to kill darkspawn!"
grrrr
I love telling him, " You might, but I doubt it".
#114
Posté 06 avril 2010 - 01:42
One is Gorim's constant "Dwarven crafts! Fine, dwarven crafts!" in Denerim. Gaaahhhh....I didn't find them that fine the first time, why would I expect otherwise the following 985787092870 times???
And the lines by Amalia when you're solving the puzzle in the cellar. I don't care about your bloody kitty, just shut up and let me concentrate! >_<
Modifié par Nillaith, 06 avril 2010 - 01:42 .
#115
Posté 06 avril 2010 - 02:19
#116
Posté 06 avril 2010 - 02:51
I actually DID let Kitty have her once. Of course, I felt awful for her poor father (and insanely jealous as my DN's father was willing to let darkspawn eat her and she was the one he actually liked!) so I reloaded.In the cellar with kitty and Amalia. When you pick up Shale, and you are moving the tiles around and the girl just will not shut up. I almost let kitty have her just to shut her up. It got to the point I had to turn the volume down. She just kept repeating the same line over and over and over and over.
Isolde's 'who ees this womahn, Teegahn' was easily her most irritating line.
Anything Marjolaine says, ever, but especially the way she says "Lee-lee-ah-nah." I don't care if she's going to be harassing Leliana, I simply cannot let someone whosounds that annoying live. She easily has the thickest and most ridiculous accent in the game and started my hatred of Orlesians.
Trying to talk to Oghren in camp but he's too drunk so he just randomly falls over.
I also hate every opening line your companions have because you hear it over, and over, and over again. Although I will admit to talking to Gorim repeatedly because I love to hear 'You do your father proud, my lady.' Even though half the time I put Bhelen on the throne so I really didn't.
In the final battle speech, when Alistair/Anora feels the need to point out what race you are...it's not like everyone hasn't been talking about it all game. They freaking get it.
And then there's 'Marrying Alistair to Anora would NOT have been my first choice but...I suppose I should be grateful.' He SUPPOSES? I just ended a freaking civil war and put his little pup-er, former ward on the throne and he 'supposes' he should be grateful because he hates Anora?
Oh, and anything Wynne says. Especially at RtO. If she's not flirting inappropriately she's insisting that surrending Ferelden sovereignty to the Orlesian overlords would be fine for 'peace'. Does she not remember what it was actually like under those people? She's one of the few party members old enough to, as she keeps reminding us.
#117
Posté 06 avril 2010 - 03:13
Though I suppose it's half my fault for getting the feastday gifts. The do their job only too well.
#118
Posté 06 avril 2010 - 03:22
#119
Posté 06 avril 2010 - 03:23
#120
Posté 06 avril 2010 - 04:10
Marjolaine/Erlina, Ignacio, Isolde, Zevran—you, with your annoying fake accents, will you please be quiet, please?
#121
Posté 06 avril 2010 - 04:15
Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
With Cailan, it's when he greets the player and Duncan and says "Ho there, friend, might I know your name". For some reason, he reminds me of Ned Flanders. I'm almost expecting him to say: "Hidey ho, there, neighbor. What spiffidlydoobab day to kill darkspawn!"
Haha that's brilliant. He does come of as overly cheery.
Howdydoodely neighborinos, Might i diddly know your name?
Modifié par Count Viceroy, 06 avril 2010 - 05:46 .





Retour en haut






