Here's another suggestion while we're thinking of terrible ideas.
Uwe Boll as director.
Nicolas Cage as Commander Shepard
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#127
Posté 03 octobre 2012 - 12:38
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Taboo-XX wrote...
Here's another suggestion while we're thinking of terrible ideas.
Uwe Boll as director.
Or alternatively, Tommy Wiseau.
"Oh hai Miranda!"
#128
Posté 03 octobre 2012 - 12:41
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Daennikus wrote...
No, the solution is full CGI movie with customizable Shepard. Worldwide online release; with your ticket purchase, you enter your face code and it generates the movie with your custom Shep.
Epic solution. Also the only true solution.
#129
Posté 03 octobre 2012 - 12:43
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Shadrach 88 wrote...
Taboo-XX wrote...
Here's another suggestion while we're thinking of terrible ideas.
Uwe Boll as director.
Or alternatively, Tommy Wiseau.
"Oh hai Miranda!"
"YOU'RE TEARING ME APART MIRANDA!"
#130
Posté 03 octobre 2012 - 12:44
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Thanks. I think I'll have to copy this in my signature in the future to promote the idea. My expectations for a possible movie are sky-high right now.Grubas wrote...
Daennikus wrote...
No, the solution is full CGI movie with customizable Shepard. Worldwide online release; with your ticket purchase, you enter your face code and it generates the movie with your custom Shep.
Epic solution. Also the only true solution.
#131
Posté 03 octobre 2012 - 12:49
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Taboo-XX wrote...
Shadrach 88 wrote...
Taboo-XX wrote...
Here's another suggestion while we're thinking of terrible ideas.
Uwe Boll as director.
Or alternatively, Tommy Wiseau.
"Oh hai Miranda!"
"YOU'RE TEARING ME APART MIRANDA!"
I DID NOT HIT KHALISAH. I DID NAAAAWWWWT.
#132
Posté 03 octobre 2012 - 01:34
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In the movie outlander theres an early scene of jim Caviezel in ME style armour first thing i thought was it's shepard
#133
Posté 03 octobre 2012 - 03:06
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luaggy wrote...
In the movie outlander theres an early scene of jim Caviezel in ME style armour first thing i thought was it's shepard
Did you actually see Outlander?
I like Jim Caviezel. And John Hurt and Ron Pearlman. I like epic poems. Hell, my favorite part of freshman year in high school was translating excerpts of the Aeneid from Latin to English. But Beowulf and sci-fi do not mix. At all. I'd say they went together like oil and water, but I think cesium is a better comparison.
#134
Posté 03 octobre 2012 - 03:15
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Nicholas cage would be a perfect commander Shepard. Because if they base the plot on Mass Effect 3, only an actor of his talent could make such a **** hole interesting.
We would be so busy laughing at the screen that we would not remember what the plot was. Which is a great thing mind you!
We would be so busy laughing at the screen that we would not remember what the plot was. Which is a great thing mind you!
#135
Posté 03 octobre 2012 - 03:50
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2112.rush wrote...
Chardonney wrote...
I'm starting to get fond of Caviezel...
I agree with this. Check out this fan made trailer.
Thanks for the link. That was awesome. Will definitely be saved in my own ME3 archives.
Modifié par Chardonney, 03 octobre 2012 - 03:51 .
#137
Posté 03 octobre 2012 - 04:15
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Cmon guys, it's Chuck Norris, with an alternate version using Alyson Hannigan. There is no other way.
#138
Posté 03 octobre 2012 - 04:23
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He is a great actor I think but I don't think they should make a mass effect movie since I could guarentee it would suck. Almost all video game movies suck and mass effect would suck beyond belief as a movie.
#139
Posté 03 octobre 2012 - 04:25
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Actually it would have to be Liam neeson or russel Crowe I could look over the accents.
#140
Posté 03 octobre 2012 - 04:25
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A suitable actor for such a shattacularly ended series. Let the movies suck just as hard as the finale.
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Posté 03 octobre 2012 - 04:26
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I didn't know Mass Effect was supposed to be a comedy.
:lol::lol:
#142
Posté 03 octobre 2012 - 04:29
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Nicholas Cage.
Vampire's Kiss... in space.
This would blow my mind.
Vampire's Kiss... in space.
This would blow my mind.
#144
Posté 03 octobre 2012 - 04:32
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RebelTitan428 wrote...
samuel L jackson
I'm tired of these GODDAMN BANSHEES on this GODDAMN FIELD.
#146
Posté 03 octobre 2012 - 04:37
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THe guy from the G.I Joe movie look like Sheploo
#147
Posté 03 octobre 2012 - 04:38
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RebelTitan428 wrote...
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They'll need to expand the 'smart-****' dialogue options a bit for him
#148
Posté 03 octobre 2012 - 04:40
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Based on the absurdity of the endings alone, I support this!Chief Commander wrote...
If there ever would be a Mass Effect movie who would be best suited for the role of Shepard in your opinion? Nic Cage here can fit any role
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Posté 03 octobre 2012 - 04:45
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Dream Commander Shepard?
I expected something like Channing Tatum or the Hemsworth brothers, though. I've had Tatum as Shepard in the movie for a while. Just a gut feeling.
I expected something like Channing Tatum or the Hemsworth brothers, though. I've had Tatum as Shepard in the movie for a while. Just a gut feeling.
#150
Posté 03 octobre 2012 - 09:55
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wantedman dan wrote...
RebelTitan428 wrote...
samuel L jackson
I'm tired of these GODDAMN BANSHEES on this GODDAMN FIELD.
See my omnitool? It's the one that says "bad mother...."
