Amusing Pop-Culture Quote Wishlist

You know how in DA2 Isabela says, "I like big boats and I cannot lie..." which was a cheesy little pop-culture easter egg they tossed in there...

I figured it'd be fun/funny to start a thread of pop-culture quotes you'd like to see in DA3. 

Ok, I'll go first. (I'm the OP, derrrrrrrrrrr. Sorry, slap-happy today...) 

There should be a scene where you and your companions are trying to get from A to B, and to get there they have to cross a valley littered with either darkspawn or undead soldiers. One of those two. Anyway, then one of your companions turns to you and says:

"What's the matter? Never taken a shortcut before?" (Thank you Shaun of the Dead.)