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[KENNY4753]

1: You think all supermodels would look way hotter with blue skin.
2:You see the lights change and think "Braking is +5paragon but speeding is +10 renegade".
3: You think it had to be you. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.
4: You think all those window on Star Trek are a structural weakness.
5: Your producing your own version of Romeo&Juliet 'Elcor Style'
6: Your wife sees you looking at empty cardboard loo roll and says "Thermal clips dear?"
7: You have to explain to airport security why your trying to smuggle through an Avenger in your luggage
8: You think painting a red stripe onto you car gives you 'Stealth Mode'
9: You cant understand why your microwave doesn't answer you back in Tricia Helfer's voice.
10: You've wondered how the buildings in your town scale up to a Reaper
                      Note: First 10 I stole from mattwho81's poll http://social.biowar...04/polls/40016/
11. While at a bar you say "Put more of the stuff in the thing more stuff goes in."
12. You refer to your straw as an emergency induction port
13. You talk dirty by using Harbinger quotes
14. You say to your dog "Who's a good Varren" and call him Urz
15. When a TV Station logo appears in the corner of the screen you think it's an interrupt option

Feel free to add more....

[Dr_Extrem]

16. When i tell my boss to come back later - i´m not done calibrating yet

[Hainkpe]

17. You request your program assistant to tell you when you have a new message on your private terminal.

[KENNY4753]

18. You refer to the police as C-Sec

[CDR David Shepard]

You read the Mass Effect forums all day during work.

[Ironhandjustice]

20. When you are afraid of being at parks because you can encounter the ghost-kid anytime

[KENNY4753]

21. You refer to all medicine as medi-gel

[Luigitornado]

22. When you're angry you don't see just red -- you see red, blue, and green.

Modifié par Luigitornado, 03 octobre 2012 - 05:20 .

[BP93]

23. You decide that it's enough and decide to not play anymore.



OH I FORGOT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE THEM FUNNY

Modifié par BP93, 03 octobre 2012 - 05:21 .

[KENNY4753]

24. You only made a twitter account to see which character will die next

[Luigitornado]

25. When you finish every conversation with, "I should go."

[Newnation]

This is off topic but a friend and I had a good laugh discussing what and how a hanar or elcor would sound talking dirty in bed.

Back on topic:
26. When you start dancing like Shepard in clubs.

Modifié par Newnation, 03 octobre 2012 - 05:50 .

[loungeshep]

CDR David Shepard wrote...

You read the Mass Effect forums all day during work.

[KENNY4753]

Newnation wrote...

This is off topic but a friend and I had a good laugh discussing what and how a hanar or elcor would sound talking dirty in bed.

haha I had that thought before too. Imagine Hanar and Elcor saying Harbinger quotes lol

27. When you see Ramen noodles and think of the chef in ME2 "Ever had Ramen, it's a delicacy back on Earth"

Modifié par KENNY4753, 03 octobre 2012 - 05:55 .

[PolBear]

28. You use Keelah se'lai in everyday life

(I actually do oO)

[kusonagi]

You call ALL IN with "seven deuce" since you'd rather be on Thessia in a 4 way 'splosion mission

[Hainkpe]

30. You tell the person upgrading your PC to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink.

[The h0bb1t]

Newnation wrote...

This is off topic but a friend and I had a good laugh discussing what and how a hanar or elcor would sound talking dirty in bed.

Back on topic:
26. When you start dancing like Shepard in clubs.

I've actually done this even before ME1, me and my brother came up with it (you know, this dance:  ) , we invented it to make fun of the people who just fist-pumped in clubs etc. 
We knew it looked rediculous and only me and a few other people got the joke, but that was the fun part of it, the other tought we looked stupid, but at least we have fun doing it, instead of a lame fistpump ;-)

So imagine our laughs when we saw Shepard dancing for the first time.

31. When you come up with the name for your band called "Sovereign & The Reapers" (as in Florance & The Machine) and make up sad songs with titles like "I Need To Go" "This Hurts You" and "The Illusive Man" 

Modifié par The h0bb1t, 03 octobre 2012 - 06:33 .

[KENNY4753]

32. while using an elevator you expect to hear a citadel news update

[KotorEffect3]

When you tell your former boss to go to hell

[MegaSovereign]

34. When you dismiss people's claims.

[KENNY4753]

MegaSovereign wrote...

34. When you dismiss people's claims.

I can't believe I forgot this one lol.

35. Everytime you see anything having to do with London you say "Wasn't Anderson born there"

[KotorEffect3]

36. When you are visiting London as a tourist and you ask the locals for directions to the citadel beam.

[Prosodemic]

37. Dreaming about chasing the Catalyst in a forest.