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311. When you openly compare your current gf/bf to your LI in ME. Example: " I really am a good guy, when I cheated on my gf Ashley I was really in a dark place"

312. When you walk into a bar and you're confused to see only humans

313. When your arguing with someone and you get anxious to hear/see a renegade interruption

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When you yell in front of random stores that they discriminate against the poor and your feelings are still hurt.

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pmac_tk421

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SwitchN7 wrote...

When you yell in front of random stores that they discriminate against the poor and your feelings are still hurt.

I think I saw that one a few pages ago. I think it's gone on so long that we can't extract much more.

Modifié par pmac_tk421, 03 mars 2013 - 03:23 .


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315. When you try to lift things with biotic...

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andrew688k wrote...

315. When you try to lift things with biotic...

I'm noy ****ting you, I did that as a joke once. I was holding my hand out at a door and it was really friggin windy that day, so the door slammed shut.

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316. When you tell somebody that a crime they have commited is punishable by death in the empire.

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317. When you think all humans are racists.

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KENNY4753

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318. When you accidently call a little person a Volus

319. when you refer to yourself as 'This one' in conversations

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pmac_tk421 wrote...

andrew688k wrote...

315. When you try to lift things with biotic...

I'm noy ****ting you, I did that as a joke once. I was holding my hand out at a door and it was really friggin windy that day, so the door slammed shut.

You've obviously got the potential to be a biotic god .

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320. You create a scale replica of a Reaper in Minecraft.

...Wait, that actually sounds kind of awesome. I wonder if you could mod it to move and have sound?

I am so getting on this...

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everything relates
Japan: long lives low birth rate = Krogan
Quarian & Geth = Israel & Palastine
shadowbroker = Alex Jones lol
overlord = clockwork orange/ lawnmower man
element zero = Nikolai Tesla's zero point energy
I could go on & on lol

ps: screw warlords, the commander is thy Shepard lol

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Quarian & Geth = Israel & Palastine


You know, I always noticed that. I mean, the first time you see Tali, she's completely coverred from head to toe in her suit, while on her 'Pilgrimage', and her people's spiritual beliefs are a part of their daily life (ranging from naming rituals all the way to "Bosh'tet!"). I thought it was a coincidence until I started learning about what the 'pilgrimage' entailed. The Geth were more like the Suni and Shi'ite, with similar beliefs, and yet have completely different goals.

Also, Javik sounds like he's from some African country. Couldn't tell you which, but it's something to do with the way he talks.

Can't figure out the Elcor. Maybe they're just the embodiment of boredom.

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Teothehun wrote...

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Can't figure out the Elcor. (...)


The Swedes! Some of them do sound like Elcor... ;)

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pmac_tk421 wrote...

andrew688k wrote...

315. When you try to lift things with biotic...

I'm noy ****ting you, I did that as a joke once. I was holding my hand out at a door and it was really friggin windy that day, so the door slammed shut.


This happened to me A LOT the first time I played The Force Unleashed. :lol:

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I watch alot of science docs & admin on a FB page called ancient knowledge, through my research I can admit ME hassome weird coincidences....here's another...
Javik is the Annunaki or who the Dogons of africa worshiped lol

If I remember any more I'll post em up...just playing ME2 before the new dlc 2moz....

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when you walk in a shop & say: this is my favourite store on the citadel lmao

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REBELUS MAXIMUS wrote...

everything relates
Japan: long lives low birth rate = Krogan
Quarian & Geth = Israel & Palastine
shadowbroker = Alex Jones lol
overlord = clockwork orange/ lawnmower man
element zero = Nikolai Tesla's zero point energy
I could go on & on lol

ps: screw warlords, the commander is thy Shepard lol


Council = Government bureaucracy?

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#300-whatever: When you try to headbutt your girlfriend and exclaim "I am Krogan!!"

true story.

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Anytime you hear that scientists may have found something on Mars, you think "Protheans!!"

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My problem is that I pretty much have only played each game once and for some reason, I think it's just okay as that.  I've watch several other friends play them, but this past year I said I was going to play them all over again with a brand new Shep, but I just can convince myself to do it. I get to half way on Noveria on ME 1 then I do something else.Other media and life keeps getting in the way. I want to delete them off of my hardrive...but then I don't.
Also Warcraft and Skyrim don't help my new Shep playthrough either.

Modifié par Jononarf, 04 mars 2013 - 08:10 .


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I think we are at number

321. when you tell people that the Citadel Council is more reliable than the US Congress

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thanks to Citadel dlc...

322. when somebody talks about bball you think they are talking about biotic ball

323. when you randomly yell "Uncle Urdnot's got a present for you" while giving a gift

324. when you try to use your toothbrush to sneak into a house

325. whenever you get drunk you sleep in a shower mumbling nonsense one liners to yourself

326. when 'Fleet and Flotilla' is your favorit romance film

327. when getting car maint. done you ask for an oil change and a space-tire rotation

more to come in the next bump

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wengaiden wrote...

daktary wrote...

When like me you change all your iPhone sounds for EDI quotes. Even the lock sound with "Logging you out Shepard" and the unlock sound with "Spectre status recognized" ..... Image IPB


i am going to do this in my PC!!!!!



Lol, I so want to do this. Where can I get the sound clips from?

Also...

328. When you start looking for mini-games to unlock a dooor.

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I often say maybe with Commander Shepards voice in my head. lol

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328- While out paintballing you shout "Scratch one!" or "Scoped and dropped!"
329- You refer to difficult situations as "problematic"
330- Asking EDI for help when you are stuck with something.
331- Dance like Shepard.
332- Ask a date if they have Nerve-Stim pro installed.
333- Declining a date because she isn't Tali.
334- When quoting Shepard starts coming naturally to you.
335- Asking a lady what race her father was.