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#251
Sugarjaye

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Wynterdust wrote...

328- While out paintballing you shout "Scratch one!" or "Scoped and dropped!"
329- You refer to difficult situations as "problematic"
330- Asking EDI for help when you are stuck with something.
331- Dance like Shepard.
332- Ask a date if they have Nerve-Stim pro installed.
333- Declining a date because she isn't Tali.
334- When quoting Shepard starts coming naturally to you.
335- Asking a lady what race her father was.



Your list needed to start at 329.

#252
daigakuinsei

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Adjusting for the renumbering needed in the prior post:

337. You get all the inside jokes in the Citadel DLC.
338. You love all the inside jokes in the Citadel DLC.

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339. When you see someone from the military, and ask them "So did you earn your N7 rank yet?"

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I caught myself saying "Keelah!" today...

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KENNY4753

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@Jon- I do that more times than I probably should lol.

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340. You quit your job. Stole your boss's car. Called it the Normandy SR-3. Then got caught because you forgot the stealth systems didn't actually make you invisible.

341. Your prison nickname is "Shiala".Image IPB

Modifié par Paralenko, 09 mars 2013 - 09:39 .


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342. You started taking notes on Garrus & Zaeed's home security system in case your clone ever tries to steal your life.

#258
KENNY4753

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^^^ #342 made me lol

343. when you line up empty bottles on a bar table and shoot them during a party

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344. You find out that your girlfriend picked synthesis and conclude that you can't quite trust her anymore.

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KENNY4753

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345. when somebody tries to mock you you say "come on even Conrad Verner is better at pretending to be me"

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KENNY4753

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346.when you refer to tatoos as omni-toos

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KENNY4753

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347. when after sex you say "Well I guess there's 1 thing primitives are good at." (Javiks response to hooking up with Shep)

348. when 2 hot girls hate each other you tell them it is just sexual tension and they should kiss and make up (jack and miranda in citadel)

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349. When you add up your collective time spent in all 3 games and the hours total up to about a year or more.

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VarrenSoldier

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350. When shooting a rifle, you think simply slapping it's side will eject a thermal clip. Or when shooting a shotgun, you think simply cocking the pump will eject a clip.

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351. When you explain to the officer that being a spectre means you don't have to obey the traffic laws.

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352. When you start wondering if your twin is actually a clone made by Cerberus.

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353. When you're watching the Comic Relief telethon (a charity fundraising show here in the UK) and when a popstar shaves her head for charity, you don't think "What a good fundraising effort!", you instead think "Yay! Jack!"

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Calibrations52

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The only Bible verse you know is Mark 5:9 - "My name is Legion, for we are many."

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snakeboy86

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354 or 3?

Ask your current girlfriend out on a date because her name is Miranda^_^

Modifié par snakeboy86, 21 mars 2013 - 09:31 .


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KENNY4753

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355. when your goal in life is to throw a party that ends in the quests reciting the elements.

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Zeldrik1389

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356. When you start looking for an Asari girlfriend because you can't have enough Liara.

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DamonD7

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357. When you've shovelled over 530 hours into the multiplayer alone.

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wengaiden

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358. when you see 700 h in multiplayer+ 600 h in single player

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359. My friend Kaden has me listed in his cellphone as "Commander Shepard". I'm dead serious!

Modifié par Varzin, 23 mars 2013 - 07:44 .


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360.when you've maxed out every single gun in the game, including DLC Guns