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Ironhandjustice

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75. When you enter the street view mode on google maps and say: "ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL" or "I'LL DIRECT THIS PERSONALLY", and then when you finish, you say "RELEASING DIRECT CONTROL"

(And yes, I've done both)

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KENNY4753

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76. When you refer to unbelievable events as "lore-breaking"

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N7Calibrator

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77. When someone does something nice for you to which you respond "Thank you, that was very paragon of you."

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Talvaris

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78. When you think headbutting a person is just a friendly way of saying hello.

79. You prepare for a reaper invasion knowing it is coming

80. When someone ask you "What should we do?" and you respond with "We fight or We Die"

81. When someone starts to mess up something you have plan that day and you respnd "Do not get in my way. I will not warn you again" as your holding a cigarette.

82. You feel like saving the galaxy is up to you.

83. You set up your bedroom area in a bubble when you are going to have company that night.

84. You check around every corner for a phantom.

85. When you hear a horrible scream you begin to freak out thinking its a banshee.

86. When someone disagrees with you. You say they are indoctinated

Modifié par Talvaris, 04 octobre 2012 - 03:16 .


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KENNY4753

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87. You refer to your money as credits.

I actually just did this today at the store.

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The Spamming Troll

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whenever i get stuck in some other game, or confused i just use bioware logic, and everything is fine.

i just stick my thumb up my butt, and bam, everything is answered in full.

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Asch Lavigne

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88. When you hear children do that high-pitched scream that they do *shudders* and you think "Banshee!"

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P_sutherland

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89: when you hear a foghorn and duck for cover.

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Dark Delta 06

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90: when you're at the university at a exam day and all you can feel is like you're at grissom academy and you don't have a clue how to use biotics ... :D

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91: When Your computer freezes and you resort to shouting "stupid machine!" :)
92: When your friends ask how your car handles you reply "like the Mako"

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KENNY4753

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93. When you make a thread dedicated to the things you do when you play mass effect too much.

Well I'm guilty of this.

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94. When you see a documentary about Australian Jellyfish you shout at the screen "It's a big stupid Jellyfish...whocares?!"

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95. When you see an attractive woman and you can't decide if she would look better in Kassa Fabrication or Rosenkov Materials.

Modifié par General Slotts, 05 octobre 2012 - 06:00 .


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Ironhandjustice

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96. When you say someone: "you have a quad"

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97. When you tell people to get their balls out of their purse.

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98. You scream "ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!" when taking the subway.

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twinbladewarrior

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99. You browse the extranet

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Fhenir

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100. You understand every hint in this thread

Modifié par Fhenir, 05 octobre 2012 - 01:08 .


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KENNY4753

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101. You refer to every news station as the Citadel NewsNet and expect to see Emily Wong (R.I.P.) as the anchor

102. When you are still expecting to have an appointment with the consort.

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103. When you offer stores an endorsement from "the person who defeated Saren" in exchange for a discount.

104. When you drop the word Yes from your vocabulary and replace it with "Roger that".

105. When you try to call up the galaxy map on your car's sat-nav.

106. When you just want to ram into people at high speed and yell "AAAARRRRGGGHH!"

Modifié par Sarah_SR2, 05 octobre 2012 - 07:57 .


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Sarah_SR2

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107. When you start a debate about whether the voice activation in your car is a VI or an AI.

108. When you entrust a repair man and depart by saying "carry on Adams"

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109. When you see somebody with a broken arm you ask them if they have Vrolik Syndrome

110. When the only way you will go on a plane is if Joker is the pilot.

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111: When you have happy fun time you pretend the lotion is Omni-gel.

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112. When your watching a commerical and pretend its Harbinger's voice.

Modifié par AresKeith, 06 octobre 2012 - 12:49 .


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113. When you feel you ought to order the latest cyber warfare suite for Windows 7 from Saronis Applications. After all you do have that 10% discount.

114. When you start threatening to throw people who annoy you out of the airlock.

115. When you think about visiting the doc to arrange a check up on your biotic implants.

116. When you feel it's normal to walk down the street with a load of weapons strapped to your back.