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[Urbynwyldcat]

186: When you cut off the council.


(I have to pay it back through my wages) =(

[KENNY4753]

187. When you call your doctor Chakwas

[BioWareAre****s]

188. Your phone's autocorrect contains the words krogan, quarian, prothean, Javik, Tali, Shepard, etc.

Modifié par FluffyCannibal, 17 octobre 2012 - 05:55 .

[BOOSTR1]

189: When you go by a water treatment plant or reservoir you start asking your self or the person your with if there are any fish in there cause you really like eating fish.

[Doctor Uburian]

190: When you have a conversation with your friends about the risk of letting corporations create an enormous number of enslaved robots.

Modifié par Doctor Uburian, 17 octobre 2012 - 06:29 .

[BOOSTR1]

190: If you know what all this actually means. (Might be a double post.)

191: When your spouse or sig other starts thinking to themselves OMG, I'm living with a Work as she watches you screaming thru you headset about "enemies behind you and use you shadow strike"
(That's what my wife told me)

[BOOSTR1]

191:
192:
FIXED!

[mongoosephantom]

193: When you are not worried about looking stupid on the dance floor.

[King KvT I]

194: When you call your cab driver 'Cortez' and you keep telling him to 'get us the hell outta here!'
195: When you start saying "We'll bang, OK?" to people.

[JarikSev]

196. When you tell Siri to call you "Commander" (guilty)

[ViciousChaos516]

197: When you start preying to Amonkira, Lord of Hunters, Arashu, Goddess of Motherhood and Protection, and Kalahira, Goddess of Oceans and Afterlife

[BOOSTR1]

198: When you go on the Googles to see if you can find images of EDI nude. And you know exactly who Im talking to. You Preverts.

[KENNY4753]

199. When you call your LI Siha

Modifié par KENNY4753, 18 octobre 2012 - 05:08 .

[KENNY4753]

Ironhandjustice wrote...

20. When you are afraid of being at parks because you can encounter the ghost-kid anytime

Scary thing is I seen a little kid today that looked just like the dream kid. I literally wanted to pull a Shepard Refusal on him (speech, not shooting him in the face. I'd go to jail that way)

[IlReb]

200: when at the Japanese restaurant you ask an Asari beer instead of an Asahi beer.

[KENNY4753]

IlReb wrote...

200: when at the Japanese restaurant you ask an Asari beer instead of an Asahi beer.

I can see how that could happen to somebody

[High Five Revival]

I love this topic! Makes me laugh pretty freaking hard! Thanks to everybody who has contributed to this one - I can definitely identify with some - but not all of these. There are so many of them though. But, one I definitely identify with is:

88. When you hear children do that high-pitched scream that they do *shudders* and you think "Banshee!"

I work with kids all the time and every time I hear a Banshee in the game (or with kids) - my heart stops! Hate freakin' Banshees!

This thread definitely will need to be collected into a definitive list sometime! But for now, I'm going to go read through this thread again. This might be the funniest thread on the forums!!

[ZajoE38]

When you are looking how much time is it, you're imagining you have a omni-tool.

[daktary]

When like me you change all your iPhone sounds for EDI quotes. Even the lock sound with "Logging you out Shepard" and the unlock sound with "Spectre status recognized" .....

[Arxduke]

201: When Kaidan appears in your dreams. Literally o__o


....not that I'm complaining.

[KENNY4753]

202. whenever somewhere has bad weather you refer to it as a hazard map

[BioticArm]

203. When you think all corrupt politicians are indoctrinated

[howiebcgrad00]

204. when at the bar, you're leery of eating the nuts i the blue bowls...guilty

[KENNY4753]

205. When you are convinced that the Mayans predicted a Reaper Invasion in 2012.