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ZeCollectorDestroya

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245. When you come back to the forums after 1 week and realize the same **** is still happening.

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animedreamer

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 Don't the Asari have more than just blue skin, like the texture of their skin feels different than human skin? besides color, their skin looks like it would feel different when rubbed, maybe not necessarily harder or softer than humans but its kind of, just take a look at Liara's face in ME3.

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Kaos_Scorpio

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247. You snort Red pixie sticks and try to 'Lift' a cup

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Arbiter156

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248. When you are guilty of most of these things

249. When you point the remote at the TV expecting it to overload (come on too many bad shows)

250. When you practice holstering nerf guns like mass effect weapons (yes I've done this).

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251. You read about a soldier acting heroically in real life and being awarded a medal and say "total Paragon, just like my Shepard".

Modifié par bFootball, 16 février 2013 - 05:45 .


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252. You caught scale-itch from riding a tractor in your bathing suit.

Modifié par Paralenko, 16 février 2013 - 06:18 .


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killswitch423

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Might be a repeat, but it's true in my case.

253. When your incoming text message tone is Kelly Chambers - "Commander, you've received a new message at your private terminal."
254. When you update that tone to Traynor when you get your new phone.
255. When you refuse to call your friend Gary by his real name, opting for Garrus instead.

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KENNY4753

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256. when you claim to have spectre authority in order to get what you want

257. when you call every nightclub/bar Afterlife

#184
Adomas

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258. when you get back home, open your garage and cite:
After time adrift among open stars,
Along tides of light and through shoals of dust,
I will return to where I began.


259. When you don't know something, you say
No data available

Modifié par Adomas, 16 février 2013 - 11:53 .


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Rothgar49

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260. When you read through 259 "You know you play too much Mass Effect when... " posts.

#186
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261. When you make love with your underwear on.Image IPB
262. When you use Kaidan as your moral compass.Image IPB

Modifié par Paralenko, 18 février 2013 - 02:02 .


#187
DeathScepter

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263. To have a Epic Crossover of Mass Effect/Dead Space/Doctor Who in 2 Nightmares. Yes they were epic as hell just as depressing and dark as hell.

264. Wants to be a space Ninja regardless of faction

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oldharryold

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Only-Twin wrote...

244. You make your girlfriend put on an environment suit only to have her slowly take it back off 30 seconds later, starting with the mask


ftfy

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265. You try to convince your boyfriend to use some green skin makeup

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Haargel

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266. Whenever something is on the news about a new advanced robot, you say: The created will always rebel against their creators.

#191
Ironhandjustice

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267. When you see a gorgeous girl with a provocative dress and say: "Is like a Cerberus Cheerlader. We should let her dress up"

#192
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268. Whenever anyone touches ANYTHING on your desk you quickly ask them not to touch it. You repeat variations on this including "Go ahead and touch it. You'll never find out what it does." and "Are humans really so deprived of stimulus that they must insist on touching everything?" until the offender goes away.

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ViciousChaos516

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269. When you tackle someone to the ground you then say 'I AM KROGAAANNNN'

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thepiebaker

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N7_killswitch wrote...

Might be a repeat, but it's true in my case.

253. When your incoming text message tone is Kelly Chambers - "Commander, you've received a new message at your private terminal."
254. When you update that tone to Traynor when you get your new phone.
255. When you refuse to call your friend Gary by his real name, opting for Garrus instead.


Guilty:pinched:

When you set your alarm clock tone to reapers blowing everything to hell and jump out of your bed thinking **** is hitting the fan

#195
tAlOsS

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270. When you say "true enough"

271. When you yell "acknowledged!"

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KENNY4753

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272. when at a casino you ask where the quasar table is located

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273. When you have exams and right before you entered you yelling "FOR TUCHANKAAAA !!!!"

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R0gueSp3ctre18

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274. You hope that Eris is a frozen Mass Relay. Image IPB

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KENNY4753

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275. whenever a guy asks where the bathroom is you reply "the men's restroom is on the port side of the ship".

276. whever a woman asks where the bathroom is you reply "the women's rest room is on the starboard side of the ship".

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277. When you refuse to let this wonderful thread die.

278. When you flush the toilet for no reason, then ask yourself "Why did I do that?"