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[amethyst_rose2009]

So now that the holiday season is winding down and we've showered our much-adored party members with action figures, jewelry, leather gloves, and lost swords, I think other NPCs in the DA world are feeling a little left out.  If you could have given the other beloved (or much-hated) people of Fereldon a holiday gift what would it be?

Here's my list:

Mum and Dad from Human Noble Origin - Better armor and a book on how to choose better friends.

Dairren - PJs because gawd I didn't want to see that.  Only bedded him so I could tell Ali I had licked a lamppost (and since Ser Gilmore was all hung up on Duncan to even notice my female pc standing right in front of him in my unmentionables!).

Ser Gilmore - Oh the things I would have given him if he hadn't been so dang hung up on Duncan!

Nan - Plastic surgery

Lady Llandra - Plastic surgery

Fergus - A swift kick in the head for what he says to his son

King Cailan - Hair Styling Products

Duncan - Hair Styling Products (for his incredibly manly beard)

Riordan - Duncan's incredibly manly beard.

Prisoner at Ostagar - A bath!  Cause just ewww!

Logain (I know he can be a party member later, but he isn't in my game.  I just can't do you-know-what to you-know-who )  - A book "101 ways to tell your overly manipulative bi*** of a daugter to SHUT IT"

Teagan - A new little black book as his is a tad worn and tattered from frequent use.

Isolde - Teagan

Bella - Teagan

Kaitlyn - Teagan

Anora - Teagan

Ser Perth - Teagan


Isabela - Teagan AND enough whips, chains, and ropes to fill a ship. Poor Teagan .


Conner -  A beautiful seductress with pasties and a tail.  Ooops, he already has that.

Eamon -  A book "101 ways to tell if your brother is bonking your wife"

Danyla - Flea Collar

Lady of the Forest - Flea Coller (because of the friends she likes to hang with)

Mad Hermit - Templar (sorry couldn't help myself, that old man gets on my last nerve)

Gheyna - A beautiful new bow as we all know who is going to be the real hunter in the family.

Cammen - A.......ooops, my female pc already gave him something.  I forgot .



That's all I can think of at the moment. What gifts would you give to the beloved NPCs of Fereldon?

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 28 décembre 2009 - 06:19 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

Thought of some more.......

First Enchanter - Wynne (you know they had something going on )

Gregoir - Lump of coal

Elf who tells you very rudely to get out of his light - A flashlight and better manners!

Lily - A book called "How to choose better boyfriends"

Keili- A kick in the head
Owain - ....................nothing, he's content with what he has and ......he's .........putting.......... me .........to sleep .
Cullen - knock-out pills (to make him forget the whole templar thing) and me!

Niall (poor, poor Niall) - A book called "Run, Niall, Run!" ...............and me ( I swoon when I hear his accent )

[Kohaku]

Damn. Teagan is on everyone's holiday list. Come on girls! Get him while he lasts! Supplies limited.

[Grommash94]

Hahaha hilarious

[amethyst_rose2009]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Damn. Teagan is on everyone's holiday list. Come on girls! Get him while he lasts! Supplies limited.

Don't worry, there's enough Teagan for everyone!

[Apophis2412]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Damn. Teagan is on everyone's holiday list. Come on girls! Get him while he lasts! Supplies limited.

Don't worry, there's enough Teagan for everyone!

But there are not enough women in Thedas and this world to satisfy Teagan.

[amethyst_rose2009]

Apophis2412 wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Damn. Teagan is on everyone's holiday list. Come on girls! Get him while he lasts! Supplies limited.

Don't worry, there's enough Teagan for everyone!

But there are not enough women in Thedas and this world to satisfy Teagan.

LOL, so very true

[TrinityDivine]

My PC - Teagan!



Just wanted to make sure I got some Teagan.

[Apophis2412]

Vaugn Kendell: Anora

Anora: Vaughn Kendell



They really deserve each other.



Alistair: A book on how to whine less.

Archdemon: Loghain

[amethyst_rose2009]

Branka - Isabela (Branka likes women of authority and Isabela would be down with that)

Edwina - Some of Ogren's home brew ...........and perhaps some of Ogren

Sandal - A year's supply of lyrium!  He'll be happy as a lark for a week!

Dagna - Sedatives, she's too bleepin perky (for a dwarf anyway)! 

[amethyst_rose2009]

Apophis2412 wrote...

Vaugn Kendell: Anora
Anora: Vaughn Kendell

They really deserve each other.

Alistair: A book on how to whine less.
Archdemon: Loghain

You're right.  Vaughn and Anora.  Both elf-hating, self-absorbed, power-hungry people. They would make an adorable (if not much-hated) couple.

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 28 décembre 2009 - 04:05 .

[Sialater]

Naw, Oghren had it right for Alistair, wine so he'll whine less.

[Phex]

My female PC would like a Zevran with nothing on but a red ribbon tied around his control rod.

And Teagan.

[Squiggles1334]

Shianni: The Anarchist Cookbook

Arl Howe: Makeup and lingerie

Lanaya: Flowers and book of poetry [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/heart.png[/smilie]

Goldanna: A stocking full of coal

Lloyd: "Sexual Harassment And You" educational video

Flemeth: Skin cream

Riordan: A razor

Teagan: A razor

Duncan: A razor

Eamon: A razor

Cammen: A blow-up doll

Cullen: A magical blow-up doll

Isolde: A ball-gag

Ser Cauthrien: Loghain's underpants

First Enchanter Irving: A strategically hidden whoopie cushion

Sergeant Kylon: A promotion and a new pair of boots

King Cailan: Scissors

Ostagar prisoner: Hand sanitizer

Brother Genitivi: A toupee

[Ponce de Leon]

@OP : Anora DOES know Teagan. At the Landsmeet, where Loghain declares himself regent, Teagan will yell at him and after that, Anora will say "Bann Teagan, please!"... So I understand she knew him. Heck, he's even uncle of his dead husband, may he rest in pieces...

Edit : here :

Modifié par dark-lauron, 28 décembre 2009 - 04:24 .

[Herr Uhl]

I'll give Senior Enchanter Sweeney a bottle of single malt.



I really like that man.

[amethyst_rose2009]

dark-lauron wrote...

@OP : Anora DOES know Teagan. At the Landsmeet, where Loghain declares himself regent, Teagan will yell at him and after that, Anora will say "Bann Teagan, please!"... So I understand she knew him. Heck, he's even uncle of his dead husband, may he rest in pieces...

Edit : here :

Yeah, I know she knew him at least in a casual sense.  I meant she never got to know him in a more initmate sense .  Besides I don't really think she thought much of Cailan's family enough to really get aquainted with them more than just knowing their names. Heck, I don't really think she thought much of Cailan.  Anyway thanks for pointing that out, I worded it wrong.

[amethyst_rose2009]

Broodmother: Alistair.  Hey she wants some hot templar-in-shining-armor action too!



hee, hee.  I couldn't help myself.

[amethyst_rose2009]

Andraste (the dragon): Archdemon AND flame-resistant lingerie.

[AndreaDraco]

Apophis2412 wrote...

Vaugn Kendell: Anora
Anora: Vaughn Kendell

They really deserve each other.

Wholeheartedly agree

[robertthebard]

Alistair: A big can of STFU, and a self replenishing box of Kleenex.

PC: A 100% guarenteed chance to Murder Knife Alistair.

Morrigan: A book of matches for the house staff.

Leliana: "101 more ways to satisfy your lover", and a willing test subject.

[amethyst_rose2009]

King Bhelen: A cute nug.  Oh no, Bhelen, don't EAT IT!  Oh darn, my bad.  Should've read the book "Complete Gift Guide for Power-Hungry Dwarven Kings" first.

Lord Harrowmont: A book on how to better deal with confrontations.

[amethyst_rose2009]

Colenda wrote...

Sten: an empty cake box
Loghain: a lifetime supply of dried frog pills
Alistair: the web addresses of his fansites and a counsellor on standby
Flemeth: copies of P:T and KotR2 and the number of Obsidian's casting director

An empty cake box for Sten?

Oh no, you've doomed all of Ferelden.  Sten will go on a major hissy fit, slaughtering everyone in his path until he finds some blasted cake!