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[amethyst_rose2009]

Colenda wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Colenda wrote...

Sten: an empty cake box
Loghain: a lifetime supply of dried frog pills
Alistair: the web addresses of his fansites and a counsellor on standby
Flemeth: copies of P:T and KotR2 and the number of Obsidian's casting director

An empty cake box for Sten?
Oh no, you've doomed all of Ferelden.  Sten will go on a major hissy fit, slaughtering everyone in his path until he finds some blasted cake!

It would be worth it for his expression. Something like this:  *bloodbath*

That's both hilarious and cruel.  Teasing Sten with an empty cake box.  Would make an interesting cut scene though.

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 28 décembre 2009 - 05:33 .

[Ponce de Leon]

That would explain why he killed the farmers at least.

[Apophis2412]

King Bhelen: A book on how to by a morally and virtuous ruler, written by a certain P. Harrowmont.

King Harrowmont: A book on how to be an effective rule and why the Dwarven social system sucks, written by a certain B. Aeducan.

King Alistair: A book on how not be a mere substitute for Cailan.

Rica Brosca/Aeducan: a better husband.

Oghren: mother Brosca. (They both seem to like alcohol).

[Apophis2412]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Colenda wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Colenda wrote...

Sten: an empty cake box
Loghain: a lifetime supply of dried frog pills
Alistair: the web addresses of his fansites and a counsellor on standby
Flemeth: copies of P:T and KotR2 and the number of Obsidian's casting director

An empty cake box for Sten?
Oh no, you've doomed all of Ferelden.  Sten will go on a major hissy fit, slaughtering everyone in his path until he finds some blasted cake!

It would be worth it for his expression. Something like this:  *bloodbath*

That's both hilarious and cruel.  Teasing Sten with an empty cake box.  Would make an interesting cut scene though.

Qoute from Sten: "I was told there would be cake. The cake is a lie."

[bas273]

Flemeth: an animal pet, a Nug perhaps?

Shale: five (living) birds in a cage (so that she can kill them)

Alistair: an unique armor set called Whiny Tears Armor (new DLC $5)

Loghain: Howe's head on a stick

Leliana: 2000 pair of shoes

[amethyst_rose2009]

bas273 wrote...

Flemeth: an animal pet, a Nug perhaps?
Shale: five (living) birds in a cage (so that she can kill them)
Alistair: an unique armor set called Whiny Tears Armor (new DLC $5)
Loghain: Howe's head on a stick
Leliana: 2000 pair of shoes

I love Alistair, but that was funny.  I also liked the one about the self-replenishing kleenex box.

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 28 décembre 2009 - 05:46 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

For the elf at Ostagar (What was his name? Was it Pick? ) - A big I'm really sorry I tricked you into giving me Ser What's His Face's Sword and you probably got the switch , but the sword was really pretty.  Here have some of Sten's cookies.  He's already on the warpath over his empty cake box anyway.

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 28 décembre 2009 - 06:09 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

double post

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 28 décembre 2009 - 06:09 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

And the best holiday gift of all goes to us - the Return to Ostager dlc.........maybe.........fingers crossed..........no........ oh, well.........darn.

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 28 décembre 2009 - 06:18 .

[berelinde]

Isolde: a donut covered in wet super-glue

Cullen: a night at the Pearl... with an escort dressed as a mage

Leliana: a ball gag

Dog: rawhide chewies, a squeaky carrot dog toy, and a doggie bed for camp

Ser Gilmore: (Hush. I know he survived.) A peek at my diary...

Arl Howe: one crossbow bolt... through his skull

Anora: an arsenic-laced "care" package to make her prison stay more bearable

Lord Harromont: a course in economics

Ser Cauthrien: a job transfer

Alistair: (censored)

Zevran: letters of reconcilliation with the Crows so he could get his old job back

First Enchanter Irving: bugs to the apprentice quarters... oh, wait, he already has those

Knight-Commander Gregor: a transfer for Cullen

Owain: some help getting the stockroom back in order

[amethyst_rose2009]

Rethinking my gift to Niall - Of all the people in Fereldon, he definitely needs a cute nug.  And maybe some of Sten's cookies too.

Alistair - Darn, why can't I find him that golem doll he wanted .

Zev - Naughty toys, what else

Lanaya - Invitation to join only the best adventuring party in all of Thedas.  I can kick Morrigan out and Lanaya can take her place.

Lelliana - She and female pc get to raid Anora's closet after the evil but fashionable queen gets sent to the tower.

[amethyst_rose2009]

Oh, sod the golem doll.  I'll get Alistair a transforming Duncan action figure complete with duel wielding swords and removable manly beard.  Push a button to watch him transform into the archdemon.  Ha! That will keep Alistair entertained for hours.   Ooops, wait isn't that what my female pc is for .

And for all the guys in Fereldon, some fashionable undies for goodness sake.  Leather thongs for all the Fereldon hotties on your list: Alistair, Zev, Cullen, Gilmore, Sten and of course Teagan..........oh, sorry, Teagan already has some .

[CREinstein]

The female elf keeper: me

The barmaids: me

Anora: Me (Equipped with chains, handcuffs, whip, she likes it that way, she even becomes docile then!)

The forbidden fruit chantry girls: Me

[Asante81]

Trian: A book called: "How to prepare your funeral in less than 24h"

Bhelen: The filthiest noble hunter I can find in dusttown. He deserves some ugly disease.

Endrin: A card saying: "It was Bhelen!"

Gorim: A kick in the nuts for promising me eternal love and then running off with the first topsider dwarven lass he bumps into.

[Tora Panthera]

Modifié par Malira, 12 juin 2010 - 11:22 .

[Stuffy38]

I'd set up a big TV in the camp and put on a few kegs so everyone can get plastered and watch the cricket. You northern hemispere folks are missing out by not having Christmas in summer!

[Doc Faust]

Prince Bhelen Harrowmont: The hug he clearly never got from dad.



The above would apply to just about any of the Harrowmont children, come to think of it...

[Lotion Soronarr]

Squiggles1334 wrote...
Arl Howe: Makeup and lingerie

Howe: "What's this for?"
PC: "Oh, you'll need it in the future."
Howe: "eh?"
PC: "I'm gonna make you my b****!"

***

Gregoir: A Wynne  (I have a sneaky suspicion those two are up to something..plus hte magical bossom)

Loghain: a reality check

Alistair: confidence

Zevran: Mouth water...and soap

Morrigan: a blind date wiht a squad of templars

Oghren: a hot, naked dwarfette in a large barrel of booze. He'll be loyal to me FOREVER.

Leliana: Her own shoe shop...and a nug farm

Sten: some happy pills.

Cullen: hot mage strippers

Shale: red shoes

Isolde: Speech lessons

Teagan: he doesn't need anything really. The man has it all.

[Squiggles1334]

Lotion Soronnar wrote...

Squiggles1334 wrote...
Arl Howe: Makeup and lingerie

Howe: "What's this for?"
PC: "Oh, you'll need it in the future."
Howe: "eh?"
PC: "I'm gonna make you my b****!"

I was thinking more along the lines of him breaking out in song about being a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania...

[amethyst_rose2009]

Squiggles1334 wrote...

Lotion Soronnar wrote...

Squiggles1334 wrote...
Arl Howe: Makeup and lingerie

Howe: "What's this for?"
PC: "Oh, you'll need it in the future."
Howe: "eh?"
PC: "I'm gonna make you my b****!"

I was thinking more along the lines of him breaking out in song about being a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania...

OMG, the mental image of Howe that is now stuck in my head .  LOL, you gotta love Tim Curry.  Still I think he should have been Logain instead of Logain's lackey. Tim Curry is nobody's lackey.

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 29 décembre 2009 - 02:47 .

[Asante81]

Doc Faust wrote...

Prince Bhelen Harrowmont: The hug he clearly never got from dad.

The above would apply to just about any of the Harrowmont children, come to think of it...

Eh... you mean AEDUCAN. Not Harrowmont

[amethyst_rose2009]

Ser Jory: Liver disease medication (is it just my computer or is that guy yellow?) and a gift certificate to the Denerim Tanning Salon.

Daveth: A book called "101 Fatal cocktail Recipes You Should Never Drink"

Logain and Howe: Gift certificates to Flemeth's Luxurious Swamp Mud Spa.  Let them wake up to that face for a change.

Cauthrien: Logain in red silky lingerie

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 29 décembre 2009 - 02:57 .

[interesting03]

Zathrian: An imprinted Mabari

[amethyst_rose2009]

And the absolute best gift for Alistair: Cailan's armor on Jan 5!  Finally.  Ooh la la . *swoon*

Thank you, Bioware *kiss*