Allan Schumacher wrote...
Mr Fixit wrote...
Yes. Because the games flat out tell us that magic and dragons exist. On the other hand, nothing I've seen makes me believe Hawke has superhuman strength to lift that sword or magical dexterity needed to use that thing effectively.
Aside from the fact that he does? 
Allan, didn't you know? Hawke's brute strength is not "historically accurate." Please go back and review scientific journals, citing the congenital development of osseous matter and mitochondrial density surrounding human muscle. Should Hawke suffer an athletic injury, neuromuscular disorder, stroke, or Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease - how could he/she lift those giant weapons? Furthermore, if Hawke was attacked by a giant troll, clearly he/she suffers with post-traumatic stress disorder and I demand the Health Poultices distributed by the Hightown merchants be replaced with high doses of propranolol or in the very least some Monoamine-oxidase inhibitors.
What's a health poultice anyway?! What's Hawke drinking? MAGIC?
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heehee I can jump to extremes too! Fun!
Modifié par Trista Faux Hawke, 06 octobre 2012 - 02:53 .