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[Iron Spetsnaz]

http://www.dustytome.net/randomME/

Click on the link and post the random plots here, here are a few of mine


Urz paragon interrupts Tali.
Eve asks Kal'Reegar if red, blue, or green is their favorite color.
Ken plays chess with Matriarch Aethyta.
Emily Wong upgrades Legion.
Ashley wears silly top hats with Nihlus.

Zaeed killsteals Matriarch Aethyta.

[AmillB]

Ha! Cool. Here are some of the interesting ones I got:

Councilor Tevos plays Galaxy of Fantasy with Primarch Victus.
The Biotic God intimidates Conrad Verner.
Mordin is the genetic destiny of Gabby.
Kelly tests reach and flexibility with Kai Leng.
Gabby knows Tali feels this.
Aria was totally Jack's favorite.

Alright, I need to get off or else I'll never get anything done today.

[Mixtos]

Kaidan shoots bottles on the Citadel with a banshee.

"Ha! What do you think of that shot?"
"GRAAAAAAAAH!"

[Broganisity]

"The Thorian has a breeding request from a thresher maw."

"Zaal'Koris tests reach and flexibility with a yahg"

"Starchild ate insects in Steve Cortez's cycle."

"Kai Leng tests reach and flexibility with a space hamster"

"The Thorian wears silly top hats with Sovereign."

o_0

"Marauder Shields is 'friend zoned' by a banshee"

"Tali was totally Kal'Reegar's favorite."

"Marauder Shields will be waiting at the bar for Kal'Reegar."

Modifié par Broganisity, 07 octobre 2012 - 09:18 .

[MJpoland]

"Garrus launches a thresher maw at Biotic God"
"There is no Shepard without Zaeed"
"Wrex becomes a thresher maw"
"Ashley licks Jacob"
"Miranda uploads 7 zettabyes of porn to Starchild's computer"
"Shepard knows Matriarch Aethyta feels this"
"The Illusive Man was totally Kai Leng's favorite"

Ok, that was definitely weird.

[Iron Spetsnaz]

MJpoland wrote...

"Miranda uploads 7 zettabyes of porn to Starchild's computer"

I lol'd at that one XD

[Kelwing]

"Urz catches scale itch from Kaidan."
"A space hamster headbutts Daro'Xen."
"Kasumi asks Ashley if red, blue, or green is their favorite color."
"A space hamster calls Miranda a 'primitive'."

and this one ended it for me

"Starchild assumes direct control of Dr. Chakwas."

[Rovay]

"Starchild sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Marauder Shields."
"Saren destroys Conrad Verner."
"'The Priiize' shoots Kai Leng."
"Padok Wiks spills some drinks with Shepard."
"Dr. Chakwas is 'friend zoned' by a banshee."
"Kai Leng probes Councilor Tevos."

Those would make nice plot twists.

[RampaXi]

"Javik tests reach and flexibility with this one."
"Anderson eats data like a space hamster on the way to real errors."
"There is no Marauder Shields without Urz."
"Wrex achieves consensus with a yahg."
"Harbinger wishes the Illusive Man could see it like they do."

[MrStoob]

Grunt catches scale itch from Aria.

That one's enough I think ha!

[Edolix]

- Thane badassfully tells a yahg, "Hey man, that's my sister!".
- The Illusive Man releases direct control of Garrus.
- Jacob tests reach and flexibility with Kelly.
- Miranda buys a copy of Fornax for 'The Priiize'.
- Diana Allers romances a banshee.
- Admiral Hackett dances for a thresher maw.

This is fantastic, thanks for sharing

Modifié par Edolix, 07 octobre 2012 - 11:17 .

[Jonathan Shepard]

The Biotic God wears silly top hats with Harbinger.

That's the only one I'll ever need.

[TheIdiocyWizard2.0]

Harkin destroys Councilor Sparatus.
Udina renegade interrupts the Shadow Broker.
Jenkins buys a copy of Fornax for EDI.
A Thresher Maw knows Udina feels this.
Marauder Shields recruits Emily Wong.
Ken is the genetic destiny of Han'Gerrel.

Thanks for this.

[flyboy85]

"Vega snipes Shepard":blink:

Yeah, like Muscles McBeefcake can beat Shepard at anything...

"Thane tests reach and flexibility with the Biotic God":sick:

"A thresher maw launches a thresher maw at Ashley"

http://www.indiefilm.../02/yo-dawg.jpg

Modifié par flyboy85, 08 octobre 2012 - 04:56 .

[N7 Shadow 90]

'Harbinger headbutts Kal'Reegar.'
'Harbinger dances for the Thorian.'
'Miranda pilots a pyjack.'
'A banshee gains the loyalty of Urz.'
'Tali launches a thresher maw at Shepard.'
'Mordin wants the Biotic God to put more of the stuff in the... thing more stuff goes in.'
'Starchild shoots Gabby in the back.'
'The Biotic God snipes Conrad Verner.'

Thanks for the link. This is good fun.

[astray_01]

Thane launches a thresher maw at Techno Turian.
Legion probes Jack.
A thresher maw catches scale itch from Jenkins.
Legion uploads 7 zettabyes of porn to a pyjack's computer.

TOPS!
Grunt punches Starchild.!!!!!!!!!

Edit: and
A space hamster tells a pyjack anyone else would have gotten it wrong.

thank you for this

Modifié par astray_01, 08 octobre 2012 - 07:05 .

[Delta095]

Kal'Reegar launches a thresher maw at Shepard.
Legion snipes Samantha Traynor.
Samara and a banshee share an emergency induction port.
The Biotic God renegade interrupts Nihlus.
Emily Wong thinks Matriarch Aethyta is a structural weakness.
A thresher maw will be waiting at the bar for the Biotic God.
Harbinger grabs a drink in Rio with Kai Leng.
Harkin wears silly top hats with Conrad Verner.
A yahg takes hallex with Shepard.

[Iron Spetsnaz]

Kal'Reegar and the Biotic God share an emergency induction port.
Saren dresses up in Phoenix armor for 'The Priiize'.
Javik eats data like Starchild on the way to real errors.
Matriarch Aethyta plays chess with Gabby.
Benezia renegade interrupts a pyjack.

'The Priiize' upgrades Liara.

Eve catches scale itch from Wrex.  (Lolwut?)

[Versus Omnibus]

Jesse achieves consensus with Harbinger
Diana Allers headbutts Primearch Victus
Steve Cortez destroys Matriarch Aethyta
Harbinger licks Joker (0_o)
Urz Virmires Nihlus
A thresher maw recruits Eve

[Lokiwithrope]

Admiral Hackett indoctrinates Grunt.
A space hamster will be waiting at the bar for Vega.
A thresher maw synthesizes Primarch Victus
A yahg murdertrains Gabby.
A yahg shoots Kal'Reegar.
Conrad Verner shoots bottles on the citadel with Anderson.
Dr. Chakwas eats data like Blasto on the way to real errors.
Garrus destroys 'The Priiize'.
Garrus eats data like Primarch Victus on the way to real errors.
Grunt is not a thing the Illusive Man can comprehend.
Grunt wants Marauder Shields to put more of the suff in the... thing more stuff goes in.
Harkin gains the loyalty of a banshee.
Kaidan space-magics Kai Leng.
Javik smokes a cigarette with Kal'Reegar.
Legion assumes direct control of Kai Leng.
Marauder Shields has a new message from Vega.
Padok Wiks thinks a thresher maw is a structural weakness.
Saren dresses up in Phoenix armor for a banshee.
Sovereign grabs a drink in Rio with Presley.
Starchild synthesizes the Shadow Broker.
Steve Cortez launches a thresher maw at 'The Priiize'.
Steve Cortez uploads 7 zettabyes of porn to Kai Leng's computer.
Tali shoots bottles on the citadel with Kasumi.
Tali slaps omni-gel on Marauder Shields.
Techno Turian plays the Flux music for the Biotic God.
The Biotic God asks Harbinger if red, blue, or green is their favorite color.
The Biotic God intimidates the Shadow Broker.
The Illusive Man shoots bottles on the citadel with Legion.
The Shadow Broker cheats in Skyllian Five against Admiral Hackett.
The Shadow Broker jokes with Urz.
The Shadow Broker punches Gabby.
The Shadow Broker smokes a cigarette with Techno Turian.
The Shadow Broker synthesizes a pyjack.



HE LIVES!

Modifié par Lokiwithrope, 14 octobre 2012 - 02:30 .

[Prosodemic]

Zaeed becomes Garrus.
The Biotic God breaks up with Saren.
Liara paragon interrupts Shepard.
Udina dresses up in Phoenix armor for Techno Turian.
Benezia synthesizes Harbinger.
Anderson becomes Benezia.
Admiral Hackett punches a pyjack.
Marauder Shields embraces eternity with the Shadow Broker.
Benezia and a thresher maw share an emergency induction port.

[No Liberty]

Marauder Shields calls Garrus a 'primitive'.

[lmxar]

Kai Leng licks Urz.

I lol'd.

[Legit Pencil]

Saren knows a thresher maw feels this.
Kal'Reegar calls Councilor Velarn a 'primitive'.
Shepard has a breeding request from Jenkins.
Miranda licks Eve.
Dr. Chakwas thinks about dancing with Javik.
Samantha Traynor punches a yahg.
Primarch Victus licks Sovereign.