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Hainkpe

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I have now seen a thread for no Varric, Merrill, Isabella, Sebastian, Fenris, or Anders - like characters. Was there one for Aveline? I didn't see one. If not, will someone please start one? I want to be fair. Equal Opportunity and all.

I have also seen a thread for a non-speaking main character, and no sex in DA 3.

Currently, as I imagine DA3 I envision, if Bioware followed these request, is a non-speaking character doing stuff.

This topic is completely tongue in cheek. What else needs to be left out? Posted Image

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2 handed swords. Nobody liked em slow, nobody liked em fast. Just get rid of them period.

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 Well, lets see.  I havent seen the no voiced protagonist thread.  Or the no silent protagonist thread.  Oh!  And there hasn't yet been a no Sandle thread yet, either.  So I think there's still some life left to beat out of this horse.

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Yes, two handed swords must go.

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TheJediSaint wrote...

 Well, lets see.  I havent seen the no voiced protagonist thread.  Or the no silent protagonist thread.  Oh!  And there hasn't yet been a no Sandle thread yet, either.  So I think there's still some life left to beat out of this horse.


Don't forget Sandle's father, Bodahn. He deserves a no Bodahn - like character thread.

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They should just scrap single player altogether and make this a mages vs templars multiplayer game.

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XCelfa wrote...

They should just scrap single player altogether and make this a mages vs templars multiplayer game.

I seem to recall a thread decrying the use of mages and templars. You are correct though, single player has to go.

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No shower scenes where the characters wear underwear.

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no penetration during sexual encounters.

Yes, I want the undies to stay on. And be very obvious.

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No Graphics. I want a blind protagonist with a black screen and only sound. (and it would be cheaper!)

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No air. Everything takes place underwater.

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No playable content on disk.

DLCs only and always.

Want to load a saved game? DLC!
Want new armour? DLC
Want to exit the game? No DLC, because let's not be THOSE GUYS.

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Hainkpe

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Definately, no shower scenes. No penetration. That's out. Figuratively and literally. No graphics. Absolutely, no air.

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I want people to stop believing this franchise belongs to them. The characters and the storyline solely belongs to the writing team and BioWare's organization.

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Teddie Sage wrote...

I want people to stop believing this franchise belongs to them. The characters and the storyline solely belongs to the writing team and BioWare's organization.


Okay, since we're getting serious...

If that's the case, I don't want BW telling me otherwise.

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No more classes. The protagonist and all of his or her companions shall be Arcane Warriors or nothing at all.

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Your MC belongs partially to you. The rest, doesn't.

Modifié par Teddie Sage, 09 octobre 2012 - 12:06 .


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no unrealistic weapons

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Teddie Sage wrote...

I want people to stop believing this franchise belongs to them. The characters and the storyline solely belongs to the writing team and BioWare's organization.



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Teddie Sage wrote...

Your MC belongs partially to you. The rest, doesn't.


I don't know what you've been told about Masters of Ceremonies, but you're not allowed to own humans. Not even partially.

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XCelfa wrote...

Teddie Sage wrote...

I want people to stop believing this franchise belongs to them. The characters and the storyline solely belongs to the writing team and BioWare's organization.



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He's my mentor. *bows*

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Lionel Ou wrote...

Teddie Sage wrote...

Your MC belongs partially to you. The rest, doesn't.


I don't know what you've been told about Masters of Ceremonies, but you're not allowed to own humans. Not even partially.

No slavery in DA3. No realism. No realistic weapons. No realism period.

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Belyn wrote...

Lionel Ou wrote...

Teddie Sage wrote...

Your MC belongs partially to you. The rest, doesn't.


I don't know what you've been told about Masters of Ceremonies, but you're not allowed to own humans. Not even partially.

No slavery in DA3. No realism. No realistic weapons. No realism period.


I'll only be content once I hear we can adopt our own poney! :ph34r:

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Lionel Ou wrote...

Teddie Sage wrote...

Your MC belongs partially to you. The rest, doesn't.


I don't know what you've been told about Masters of Ceremonies, but you're not allowed to own humans. Not even partially.


Wow, I guess I have to toss all of these severed limbs that I keep as war trophies.

Oh, and no combat, either. We should have the option to charm our way through the whole game.

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Teddie Sage wrote...

Belyn wrote...

Lionel Ou wrote...

Teddie Sage wrote...

Your MC belongs partially to you. The rest, doesn't.


I don't know what you've been told about Masters of Ceremonies, but you're not allowed to own humans. Not even partially.

No slavery in DA3. No realism. No realistic weapons. No realism period.


I'll only be content once I hear we can adopt our own poney! :ph34r:

No ponies.