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No _____ (Fill in the Blank) for DA 3 Thread
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#51
Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 06:07
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No pixels! They make me see images. I want to spend 60$ to stare at a black screen for 50hrs.... repeatedly.
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#52
Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 07:06
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No unskippable cut scenes. This kills replay value, especially if there is a really long one at the beginning of the game.
In all seriousness, this. DA hasn't been bad about this for the most part. The unskippable cutscenes at the beginning of ME2 are excruciating.
#53
Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 07:10
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FTW,
NO WINS IN DA3! I want the Warden from DAO to be found dead in the Deep Roads, but not just dead but Duncan-dead so everyone argues about his fate on the forums til his creator has to pronounce him eternally gone. I want Hawke to be possessed and torture himself to death. I want Morrigan to become an abomination, not a pretty abomination like Wynne but a twisted and terrible thing that longs for self-destruction and slowly devours herself. I want Leliana to be captured by Tevinter archons and made into an limbless and tongueless "worm singer". I want Wynne and Anders to become Arcane Horrors commanding an army of the walking dead so extensive it seems to be a Blight but of the walking dead. I want Sten to be decapitated by a rival who leads the Qun to victory in Ferelden using Sten's head on a pike as a banner, Sten's dead mouth dripping with rancid cookies. I want Dog to be fixed and dressed up in woolen trousers that have no tail hole. I want Oghren to be made into a toilet golem. I want Shale to be a walking Lyrium keg at Templar parties. I want Zevran to be caught by the Antivan Crows. I want Sigrun and Velanna to be Broodmothers and adept at knitting chainmail bikinis for long distance correspondents in EQ2. I want Aveline to become a ghoul and be found in her dying moments by an amused Flemeth. I want Alistair to be half-devoured by an Arch-Demon that just happens to be Morrigan's twisted and evil child; his better half might be turned into a pair of living trousers that flutters through the world, swooping on passersby to steal their cheese. I want Isabela to remain a scrubbing girl for the Qun; such is her destiny and nature.
All the other characters I really care less about.
The main character of DA3 should end up the same way as the main character of ME3. I would hope less people protest once they acclamate themselves to tragedy.
NO WINS IN DA3! I want the Warden from DAO to be found dead in the Deep Roads, but not just dead but Duncan-dead so everyone argues about his fate on the forums til his creator has to pronounce him eternally gone. I want Hawke to be possessed and torture himself to death. I want Morrigan to become an abomination, not a pretty abomination like Wynne but a twisted and terrible thing that longs for self-destruction and slowly devours herself. I want Leliana to be captured by Tevinter archons and made into an limbless and tongueless "worm singer". I want Wynne and Anders to become Arcane Horrors commanding an army of the walking dead so extensive it seems to be a Blight but of the walking dead. I want Sten to be decapitated by a rival who leads the Qun to victory in Ferelden using Sten's head on a pike as a banner, Sten's dead mouth dripping with rancid cookies. I want Dog to be fixed and dressed up in woolen trousers that have no tail hole. I want Oghren to be made into a toilet golem. I want Shale to be a walking Lyrium keg at Templar parties. I want Zevran to be caught by the Antivan Crows. I want Sigrun and Velanna to be Broodmothers and adept at knitting chainmail bikinis for long distance correspondents in EQ2. I want Aveline to become a ghoul and be found in her dying moments by an amused Flemeth. I want Alistair to be half-devoured by an Arch-Demon that just happens to be Morrigan's twisted and evil child; his better half might be turned into a pair of living trousers that flutters through the world, swooping on passersby to steal their cheese. I want Isabela to remain a scrubbing girl for the Qun; such is her destiny and nature.
All the other characters I really care less about.
The main character of DA3 should end up the same way as the main character of ME3. I would hope less people protest once they acclamate themselves to tragedy.
#54
Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 07:13
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No companions whatsoever! They are all hated anyway, apparently.
#55
Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 07:21
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septembervirgin wrote...
FTW,
NO WINS IN DA3! I want the Warden from DAO to be found dead in the Deep Roads, but not just dead but Duncan-dead so everyone argues about his fate on the forums til his creator has to pronounce him eternally gone. I want Hawke to be possessed and torture himself to death. I want Morrigan to become an abomination, not a pretty abomination like Wynne but a twisted and terrible thing that longs for self-destruction and slowly devours herself. I want Leliana to be captured by Tevinter archons and made into an limbless and tongueless "worm singer". I want Wynne and Anders to become Arcane Horrors commanding an army of the walking dead so extensive it seems to be a Blight but of the walking dead. I want Sten to be decapitated by a rival who leads the Qun to victory in Ferelden using Sten's head on a pike as a banner, Sten's dead mouth dripping with rancid cookies. I want Dog to be fixed and dressed up in woolen trousers that have no tail hole. I want Oghren to be made into a toilet golem. I want Shale to be a walking Lyrium keg at Templar parties. I want Zevran to be caught by the Antivan Crows. I want Sigrun and Velanna to be Broodmothers and adept at knitting chainmail bikinis for long distance correspondents in EQ2. I want Aveline to become a ghoul and be found in her dying moments by an amused Flemeth. I want Alistair to be half-devoured by an Arch-Demon that just happens to be Morrigan's twisted and evil child; his better half might be turned into a pair of living trousers that flutters through the world, swooping on passersby to steal their cheese. I want Isabela to remain a scrubbing girl for the Qun; such is her destiny and nature.
All the other characters I really care less about.
The main character of DA3 should end up the same way as the main character of ME3. I would hope less people protest once they acclamate themselves to tragedy.
Is it bad.... that I really want to play that game now? It sounds so depressingly awesome!
#56
Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 07:51
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Urzon wrote...
Is it bad.... that I really want to play that game now? It sounds so depressingly awesome!
If you want depressing there's always A Song of Ice and Fire
#58
Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 07:54
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areuexperienced wrote...
No more whining, BSN, ok?
Ah... a guy can dream...
#59
Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 07:56
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bob_20000 wrote...
areuexperienced wrote...
No more whining, BSN, ok?
Ah... a guy can dream...
Bahahahaha.... Uncontrollable laughter ensues.
#60
Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 07:58
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bob_20000 wrote...
Ah... a guy can dream...
Then dream of world peace. Or endless bowls of cookies. More realistic
#61
Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 08:05
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No numbers. I don't want to know the stats for anything. Numbers prevent immersion.
No sense. I demand a random events plot. Nothing else could be as artistically avant garde. Like in Jazz, it should be the story that you DON'T see.
No underwear. But everybody still wears clothes. The only reason you know they have no underwear on is because every character constantly mentions that they are not wearing underwear.
No sense. I demand a random events plot. Nothing else could be as artistically avant garde. Like in Jazz, it should be the story that you DON'T see.
No underwear. But everybody still wears clothes. The only reason you know they have no underwear on is because every character constantly mentions that they are not wearing underwear.
#62
Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 09:25
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No ending that fits the story line: a ghost child should come out of nowhere giving me 3 choices:
1) Merge people and darkspawns / mages and non-mages/ dragons and mabaris / dwarfs and nugs together.
2) Destroy all darkspawns + Demons + Dragons, although this will also kill all the elfs as a draw back.
3) Take control of the darkspawn but your character becomes the Architect.
And no closure. I would like an ending where my hero is left mortally wounded under a pile of rubble.
1) Merge people and darkspawns / mages and non-mages/ dragons and mabaris / dwarfs and nugs together.
2) Destroy all darkspawns + Demons + Dragons, although this will also kill all the elfs as a draw back.
3) Take control of the darkspawn but your character becomes the Architect.
And no closure. I would like an ending where my hero is left mortally wounded under a pile of rubble.
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Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 09:39
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No BSN suggestions...apart from MINE! muahaahahah
#64
Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 09:44
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Ser Fish wrote...
No underwear. But everybody still wears clothes. The only reason you know they have no underwear on is because every character constantly mentions that they are not wearing underwear.
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#65
Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 09:46
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No BSN uproar in the months after the release. That would be a nice change.
#67
Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 12:18
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No _____ (Fill in the Blank) for DA 3
NO DA2 orientation for DA3
NO DA2 orientation for DA3
#68
Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 12:27
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No forum for DA3. Make one thread only where you are only allowed to spout positivity and nothing else. 
#69
Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 12:32
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Don't forget we don't want a story in the game.
#70
Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 12:38
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Ugh, no more of this terrible thread.
#72
Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 01:03
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No time skips? No, that's not right... no time machines?!
#73
Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 01:06
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No anything in DA3. When I launch the game I want my computer to freeze for approximately 40 hours, after which a black screen without credits will roll. GOTY-material?
#74
Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 01:11
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Vicious wrote...
2 handed swords. Nobody liked em slow, nobody liked em fast. Just get rid of them period.
HEY. Dude. Mate. Chap. Buddy.
Close quarters melee weapon combat knows nothing cooler than big, savage two handed swords. Granted they need to be done right. They need appropriate amount and sensation of force and physique behind them. And yeah, they need to be SLOW. Granted it is very difficult to manage combat that looks and feels physical to player. If one manages to do it though, it is very easy to make player pee rainbows if you give him nice big two hander. Nothing is greater, nothing is more savage!! Even half arsed implementations of combat feel better and more..physical than it has right to if you give player a nice two hander.
I agree though, making them fast is pointles waste. Same applies to almost all melee weapons though I think. Combat in DA2 looked and felt like Star Wars fans swinging flashlights and acting cool.
Speaking of DA2,
NOTHING that reminds, suggest or implies DA2 once existed for DA 3. tyvm. We want DA:O 2:l
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Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 01:46
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septembervirgin wrote...
FTW,
NO WINS IN DA3! I want the Warden from DAO to be found dead in the Deep Roads, but not just dead but Duncan-dead so everyone argues about his fate on the forums til his creator has to pronounce him eternally gone. I want Hawke to be possessed and torture himself to death. I want Morrigan to become an abomination, not a pretty abomination like Wynne but a twisted and terrible thing that longs for self-destruction and slowly devours herself. I want Leliana to be captured by Tevinter archons and made into an limbless and tongueless "worm singer". I want Wynne and Anders to become Arcane Horrors commanding an army of the walking dead so extensive it seems to be a Blight but of the walking dead. I want Sten to be decapitated by a rival who leads the Qun to victory in Ferelden using Sten's head on a pike as a banner, Sten's dead mouth dripping with rancid cookies. I want Dog to be fixed and dressed up in woolen trousers that have no tail hole. I want Oghren to be made into a toilet golem. I want Shale to be a walking Lyrium keg at Templar parties. I want Zevran to be caught by the Antivan Crows. I want Sigrun and Velanna to be Broodmothers and adept at knitting chainmail bikinis for long distance correspondents in EQ2. I want Aveline to become a ghoul and be found in her dying moments by an amused Flemeth. I want Alistair to be half-devoured by an Arch-Demon that just happens to be Morrigan's twisted and evil child; his better half might be turned into a pair of living trousers that flutters through the world, swooping on passersby to steal their cheese. I want Isabela to remain a scrubbing girl for the Qun; such is her destiny and nature.
All the other characters I really care less about.
The main character of DA3 should end up the same way as the main character of ME3. I would hope less people protest once they acclamate themselves to tragedy.
50 bucks says that you're in that A Song of Ice and Fire mood
