Ones the protagonist knows how to use so that instead of complaining that he doesnt have curtains when he very clearly DOES he can close them and block out views of ugly neighbors engaging in coitus.
We demand curtains!
Débuté par
Gandalf-the-Fabulous
, oct. 09 2012 06:48
#1
Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 06:48
#2
Guest_Puddi III_*
Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 06:49
Guest_Puddi III_*
No. Binoculars.
#3
Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 06:58
I thought this was going to be a pubic hair thread.
I am so disappointed.
I am so disappointed.
#4
Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 06:59
I demand pet hopping crows! The ones you see during the first encounter with Zevran!
And lovely silk curtains from Fereldon!
And lovely silk curtains from Fereldon!
Modifié par FINE HERE, 09 octobre 2012 - 07:00 .
#5
Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 07:01
I've stumbled upon the weird part of the forum again.
#6
Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 07:05

@Fozee: you're on BSN. It's all weird.
#7
Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 07:06
Hawke apparently has heard of curtains, but never actually saw them before coming to Kirkwall. Now the backwards Dog Lord from Ferelden complains about needing curtains while standing in front of clearly curtained windows.
It's sad, really.
It's sad, really.
#8
Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 07:07
Only so long as the rugs and carpet either match or contrast. Everything ought to be in good taste and coordinated.
Modifié par mousestalker, 09 octobre 2012 - 07:07 .
#9
Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 07:08
I don't can't bring myself to care.
#10
Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 07:18
#11
Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 08:31
Gandalf-the-Fabulous wrote...
EpicBoot2daFace wrote...
@Fozee: you're on BSN. It's all weird.
Pretty much

*walks away*
#12
Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 09:19
Gandalf-the-Fabulous wrote...
Ones the protagonist knows how to use so that instead of complaining that he doesnt have curtains when he very clearly DOES he can close them and block out views of ugly neighbors engaging in coitus.
This thread gets extra awesomes just for the word "coitus".
#13
Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 09:29
"One day lad, all this will be yours."
"What the curtains?"
"What the curtains?"





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