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AWizardsStaff wrote...

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I'm sure you've heard this already countless times before, but if you harden him and choose just the right dialogue at the "break-up" moment he won't dump you. 


So what are the right dialogue choices? My human mage got dumped (non-hardened, fair enough) but I hardened Al for the second playthrough (Dalish Elf) and STILL got dumped! I was gutted.


He was hardened and he still dumped you??? Why that little....... !!!!    He's playing hard to get, I see. Image IPB 

Let me think for a moment........   I've only played it all the way through once.  For some reason or another I keep quitting and starting a new character.  From what I remember, Alistair says something about not being able to have an heir.  You reply "But not for lack of trying."  I forget which line comes next, but then there is a response where you can say "Nobody can tell the king what to do."  Your coercion and cunning probably have to be pretty high too.  My coercion was maxed out and I think my cunning was over 25, maybe even as high as 30.  Maybe someone who has a better memory than I have can help a bit more. 

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amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

He was hardened and he still dumped you??? Why that little....... !!!!  


That's pretty much what I said to the screen at the time.

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amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Thor Rand Al wrote...

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Thor Rand Al wrote...

This is my first time playing a female warden I'm starting to see whats so attractive about Alistair... Omg he's so charming and sweet n oh so lol...  Some of his dialogue is just; sweet.  I loved how he was asking Lel on advice on wooing a woman... That was just funny n adorable lmao... Ok I'm goin bk to play with Alistair some more Image IPB...


LOLImage IPB  It's good to see that even guys can fall for Alistair's charms.




LOL Amethyst I'm actually a female... Most games I play that are like this I always play a male character.  As soon as I load my female character from my game I'll be changing my avatar lol... Though it won't help with my name but oh well... I am female though lmao


Image IPB Ooops, sorry.  We really do need more guys on Team Alistair though.



My husband thinks he's great and always considered how his choices would affect Alistair. Of course, I think he liked him a bit more before he realized just how deep my crush for him is. Heh. Actually, he thinks that's funny too. He got mad at me for making him sleep with Morrigan, allowing her to become the next Flemeth (in his mind) and make Alistair lose his child. But my first PC and Al rebuilt the Grey Wardens and are now going off to search for Morrigan so we can take the baby back. :D  I just hope there's an expansion that let's us really play it out.

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Alistair has come between you. You know what happens next. Jeloasy, distrust and finalyl divorce.

Al, you shameless homewrecker!!!!

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Lotion Soronnar wrote...

Alistair has come between you. You know what happens next. Jeloasy, distrust and finalyl divorce.
Al, you shameless homewrecker!!!!


My husband had an Alistair jealousy dream.  He dreamt that I went with him (Alistair) to a Coldplay concert, and had sex with him backstage. I know, weird, right?  Why am I not having this dream???? :innocent:

Modifié par Antigone2283, 31 décembre 2009 - 09:26 .


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The dream is telling him he really wants you and a fictional polygonal character in a threesome.

Will you not indulge him?

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Antigone2283 wrote...

Lotion Soronnar wrote...

Alistair has come between you. You know what happens next. Jeloasy, distrust and finalyl divorce.
Al, you shameless homewrecker!!!!


My husband had an Alistair jealousy dream.  He dreamt that I went with him (Alistair) to a Coldplay concert, and had sex with him backstage. I know, weird, right?  Why am I not having this dream???? :innocent:


Ohhh....ohhh, I have no words....I'm laughing too hard...!  :lol:

That would be my reaction too. Why is HE having the Alistair sex dream??? ROFL!

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Freckles04 wrote...

Antigone2283 wrote...

Lotion Soronnar wrote...

Alistair has come between you. You know what happens next. Jeloasy, distrust and finalyl divorce.
Al, you shameless homewrecker!!!!


My husband had an Alistair jealousy dream.  He dreamt that I went with him (Alistair) to a Coldplay concert, and had sex with him backstage. I know, weird, right?  Why am I not having this dream???? :innocent:


Ohhh....ohhh, I have no words....I'm laughing too hard...!  :lol:

That would be my reaction too. Why is HE having the Alistair sex dream??? ROFL!


Probably one of those dreams where you are watching it.  Maybe he wants to become a swinger? :o :o

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Antigone2283 wrote...

My husband had an Alistair jealousy dream.  He dreamt that I went with him (Alistair) to a Coldplay concert, and had sex with him backstage. I know, weird, right?  Why am I not having this dream???? :innocent:


*laugh*

My husband consoled me when Alistair dumped me.  And when he wouldn't let him take the final blow.

He'd probably have a dream where I cornered Alistair at a cocktail party, threw a drink in his face and stalked off.

So different impressions over all.

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You have to tell Al, "Being a king isn't a punishment." He then apologizes for being an ass and then asks you to forgive him. I chose to tell him I'd have to think of a suitable punishment, for which he sounded a bit excited. But then, as an Elven Mage he seems to be even easier to romance than as a Cousland.

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Antigone2283 wrote...

Lotion Soronnar wrote...

Alistair has come between you. You know what happens next. Jeloasy, distrust and finalyl divorce.
Al, you shameless homewrecker!!!!


My husband had an Alistair jealousy dream.  He dreamt that I went with him (Alistair) to a Coldplay concert, and had sex with him backstage. I know, weird, right?  Why am I not having this dream???? :innocent:


Ahahahaha! I'd wonder the same!

My husband told me I can call him Alistair during sex though! ;)

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Sialater wrote...

You have to tell Al, "Being a king isn't a punishment." He then apologizes for being an ass and then asks you to forgive him. I chose to tell him I'd have to think of a suitable punishment, for which he sounded a bit excited. But then, as an Elven Mage he seems to be even easier to romance than as a Cousland.


That's funny when you tell him he'll have to work for it. 

Much better than sad face Alistair.  I was happy.

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Freckles04 wrote...

Antigone2283 wrote...

Lotion Soronnar wrote...

Alistair has come between you. You know what happens next. Jeloasy, distrust and finalyl divorce.
Al, you shameless homewrecker!!!!


My husband had an Alistair jealousy dream.  He dreamt that I went with him (Alistair) to a Coldplay concert, and had sex with him backstage. I know, weird, right?  Why am I not having this dream???? :innocent:


Ohhh....ohhh, I have no words....I'm laughing too hard...!  :lol:

That would be my reaction too. Why is HE having the Alistair sex dream??? ROFL!


You know Alistair would totally love Coldplay, too.... :P

As for a threesome with a fictional character, I can't even get my husband to play the game, so I think that's out *dramatic sigh*

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Recidiva wrote...

Sialater wrote...

You have to tell Al, "Being a king isn't a punishment." He then apologizes for being an ass and then asks you to forgive him. I chose to tell him I'd have to think of a suitable punishment, for which he sounded a bit excited. But then, as an Elven Mage he seems to be even easier to romance than as a Cousland.


That's funny when you tell him he'll have to work for it. 

Much better than sad face Alistair.  I was happy.



Despite the circumstances, it was a really funny conversation trying to convince him to do the ritual.  "Your wildest dreams are about to come true, sex with Morrigan!" 

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Despite the circumstances, it was a really funny conversation trying to convince him to do the ritual.  "Your wildest dreams are about to come true, sex with Morrigan!" 


I might be a little sick, but that's one of my favourite conversations in the game. Especially if you tell him the truth about the ritual. OMG...awesome expressions, voice acting, everything.

"W-WHAT? ...I must be hearing things. Are you telling me you want me to impregnate Morrigan in some kind of magical sex rite? Why is she doing this? Does she want an heir to the throne?"

"I think she wants to create some kind of Old God."

"Oh, well then. That's so much better, isn't it? Here I was, worried about creating another bastard heir, and I never considered that it would be a DRAGON...GOD....WHATEVER."

Hehehehe....I'm so mean. But he's so damn cute when he's ranting.

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Freckles04 wrote...

"W-WHAT? ...I must be
hearing things. Are you telling me you want me to impregnate Morrigan
in some kind of magical sex rite? Why is she doing this? Does she want
an heir to the throne?"

"I think she wants to create some kind of Old God."

"Oh,
well then. That's so much better, isn't it? Here I was, worried about
creating another bastard heir, and I never considered that it would be
a DRAGON...GOD....WHATEVER."

Uh, THIS part of dialogue is actually in game? Really? [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/devil.png[/smilie]

I prefer to tell him the truth, too. It's bugged anyway since he'll know about the child in the end, shrug and look stupid at questions from Orlesian Wardens.

I was curious if you need to persuade him to do the ritual and ... well, obviously you don't. The persuasion check seems to be
an option to cut the discussion short. You can go for other dialogue choices and he'll still agree. Very evil to tell him that he'll do it if he loves you. (Weird thing to say, if you really love me go and bed the ****y witch you like to bicker with.) He'll say something about how you have him wrapped around your little finger.

Modifié par klarabella, 31 décembre 2009 - 10:21 .


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Yeah, I don't lie to him or persuade him. And I tell him about the kid.



And all he asks Morrigan is if she's going to use the kid against him and Ferelden. (He was hardened, though, dunno what he does if he's not.)

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Alistair is a funny, witty guy. Chicks dig humor. nuff said.

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alistair is the seckz thats why

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To me... Alistair actually looks like John Cricton in Farscape. Which makes he and Morrigan sniping at each other that much more funny.





Somebody, find him some leather pants.

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Sialater wrote...

To me... Alistair actually looks like John Cricton in Farscape. Which makes he and Morrigan sniping at each other that much more funny.


Somebody, find him some leather pants.


Oooh, Alistair in leather pants!  *drool* Image IPB

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amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Sialater wrote...

To me... Alistair actually looks like John Cricton in Farscape. Which makes he and Morrigan sniping at each other that much more funny.


Somebody, find him some leather pants.


Oooh, Alistair in leather pants!  *drool* Image IPB


You're welcome, again. :)

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Sialater wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Sialater wrote...

To me... Alistair actually looks like John Cricton in Farscape. Which makes he and Morrigan sniping at each other that much more funny.


Somebody, find him some leather pants.


Oooh, Alistair in leather pants!  *drool* Image IPB


You're welcome, again. :)


Great, now when my husband comes home from work he's going to wonder why I'm blushing. Image IPB  I can't exactly tell him I was thinking of Alistair in leather pants, can I?  Image IPB

Edit: Nevermind, what I said would probably make my husband blush. Image IPB

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Alistair in leather pants shield bashing?

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Tell him to get a haircut, dye it blonde, and buy some leather pants.