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What's the (Romantic) Appeal of Zevran?


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ejoslin wrote...

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ejoslin wrote...

Yes, it's pretty harsh. It's funny -- you never see him this nasty to anyone else in the game. The warden must have really pissed him off. Just one more person he could have cared for who let him down I suppose.

Wow... That's going to be interesting....


Hostile Zevran.  Of course, I chose the one answer that DOESN'T end with "better forewarned than in too deep."  But it still gets the point across quite, ummm, well.

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Edit: I don't have anything so I'm stealing this.
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#27327
ejoslin

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Yep, just goes to prove that Zevran will have sex with anyone, right? Right? Oh, wait...



And that picture is completely worth stealing!

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ejoslin wrote...

SurrealSadi wrote...

ejoslin wrote...

Yes, it's pretty harsh. It's funny -- you never see him this nasty to anyone else in the game. The warden must have really pissed him off. Just one more person he could have cared for who let him down I suppose.

Wow... That's going to be interesting....


Hostile Zevran.  Of course, I chose the one answer that DOESN'T end with "better forewarned than in too deep."  But it still gets the point across quite, ummm, well.

Yeouch

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ejoslin wrote...

SurrealSadi wrote...

ejoslin wrote...

Yes, it's pretty harsh. It's funny -- you never see him this nasty to anyone else in the game. The warden must have really pissed him off. Just one more person he could have cared for who let him down I suppose.

Wow... That's going to be interesting....


Hostile Zevran.  Of course, I chose the one answer that DOESN'T end with "better forewarned than in too deep."  But it still gets the point across quite, ummm, well.


Ouch! Thanks for putting that up ejoslin. 

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You're welcome. I should put up the male version as well with the other ending which I think is actually nastier.



It's a funny thing. I find Alistair's hate speech very sexy. I find Zevran's, well, hurtful. There's nothing sexy about it; it's just mean. And completely him! I would be disappointed if it were any nicer.

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Charsen wrote...

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I'm being realistic here, need to widen my playing field ;).
Why hello there Charsen :innocent:


widening your playing field..... rawr 
:ph34r:


Dare I ask what perverse things you read into "widening your playing field"?

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Herr Uhl wrote...

Charsen wrote...

widening your playing field..... rawr 
:ph34r:


Dare I ask what perverse things you read into "widening your playing field"?


Only if you want a demonstration?

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Nonvita wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Charsen wrote...

widening your playing field..... rawr 
:ph34r:


Dare I ask what perverse things you read into "widening your playing field"?


Only if you want a demonstration?


Isn't that a statement, not a question?

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ejoslin wrote...

You're welcome. I should put up the male version as well with the other ending which I think is actually nastier.

It's a funny thing. I find Alistair's hate speech very sexy. I find Zevran's, well, hurtful. There's nothing sexy about it; it's just mean. And completely him! I would be disappointed if it were any nicer.


Is Alistair's hate speech up anywhere? 

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 Yeh, it's actually his 100 hostile speech and doesn't have the meanest line from it.  Hmmm, maybe I'll put up Alistair's hostile breakup speech.

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Elps wrote...

Is Alistair's hate speech up anywhere? 


Here.

Herr Uhl wrote...

Isn't that a statement, not a question?


Yes?

*sigh* Ninja'd by ejoslin, just like old times. :P

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Nonvita wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Isn't that a statement, not a question?


Yes?


So why the question mark?

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Nonvita wrote...

Elps wrote...

Is Alistair's hate speech up anywhere? 


Here.

Herr Uhl wrote...

Isn't that a statement, not a question?


Yes?

*sigh* Ninja'd by ejoslin, just like old times. :P


/flex!

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I don't know how people manage to get them into hostile, through normal gameplay. Maybe I'm just too nice? I can't even manage to keep Zev at neutral if I take him out in the active party.

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I don't know how people manage to get them into hostile, through normal gameplay. Maybe I'm just too nice? I can't even manage to keep Zev at neutral if I take him out in the active party.

I did a "****** off Alistair" run with my mage, and before I even started, I asked for a guide on how to ****** him off. People here are lovely for that.

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And not that I mind those girls. (Heart) you ladies, really. You keep me going. You just don't get me going, if you know what I mean.

*sigh*  So tragic.  I will have to find someone else to throw myself at. 


soignee wrote...

I don't throw myself at anyone who
doesn't like it. Why waste your timeeeeeeee?


I didn't say I don't like it.  Just don't expect to get much past a heartfelt, "Yes, that's lovely, you're awesome too."  And maybe hugs or cuddles.  I like those just fine.  And Soignee, I will get sh*tfaced with you any time.

Herr Uhl wrote...

*throws myself*


Now, now, you're just doing that to be contrary.  Also, I'm not going to fight Charsen over anyone.

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SurrealSadi wrote...

Elps wrote...

I don't know how people manage to get them into hostile, through normal gameplay. Maybe I'm just too nice? I can't even manage to keep Zev at neutral if I take him out in the active party.

I did a "****** off Alistair" run with my mage, and before I even started, I asked for a guide on how to ****** him off. People here are lovely for that.


I've made those guides plenty of times. It's pretty much 5 easy steps.

1. Grab him before talking to the prisoner and kill the prisoner.
2. Talk to him before the Joining and tell him you hate Duncan and you hate being a Warden (and be mean to him other ways if you can.)
3. Insult him when getting Morrigan.
3. Talk to him after Ostagar and tell him to shut up about Duncan, then have all your conversations and insult him in all.
4. Intimidate the Chantry Mother in Lothering.
5. Go to Redcliffe, act like a jerk all you can, abandon it, and kill Connor or Isolde and yell at him when he gets angry.

That should do it. Only have to finish one easy quest. <3

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LOL@Hostile Zevran - That would be to clever of me I suspect...



HAHA, every turn around every corner that is Zev makes me love him more and more I tell you.

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FFFFFFFFF-

hands! I hate drawing you! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

my missa/zev painting is being annoying >:|

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Tellervo wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

*throws myself*


Now, now, you're just doing that to be contrary.  Also, I'm not going to fight Charsen over anyone.


Fine then, no hugs for you.

*mopes in corner and mumbles about ungrateful people*

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Can't believe I didn't see this....

jenovan wrote...

*throws self at Tell*  :?


You know I make a special exception for you.  C'mere! 

Herr Uhl wrote...

Tellervo wrote...

Herr
Uhl wrote...

*throws myself*


Now, now, you're
just doing that to be contrary.  Also, I'm not going to fight Charsen
over anyone.


Fine then, no hugs for you.

*mopes
in corner and mumbles about ungrateful people*


I guess someone around here actually liked the Wynne/Flemeth pr0ns for more than lulz, then, because I'm sure that's what will happen.

Modifié par Tellervo, 12 mai 2010 - 02:49 .


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Nonvita wrote...



SurrealSadi wrote...

Elps wrote...

I don't know how people manage to get them into hostile, through normal gameplay. Maybe I'm just too nice? I can't even manage to keep Zev at neutral if I take him out in the active party.

I did a "****** off Alistair" run with my mage, and before I even started, I asked for a guide on how to ****** him off. People here are lovely for that.


I've made those guides plenty of times. It's pretty much 5 easy steps.

1. Grab him before talking to the prisoner and kill the prisoner.
2. Talk to him before the Joining and tell him you hate Duncan and you hate being a Warden (and be mean to him other ways if you can.)
3. Insult him when getting Morrigan.
3. Talk to him after Ostagar and tell him to shut up about Duncan, then have all your conversations and insult him in all.
4. Intimidate the Chantry Mother in Lothering.
5. Go to Redcliffe, act like a jerk all you can, abandon it, and kill Connor or Isolde and yell at him when he gets angry.

That should do it. Only have to finish one easy quest. <3


Thank you :kissing:  Now, question about Zev - any tips on how to keep him neutral (or even switch him into hostile temporarily) without losing him? In this last playthrough I pretty much ignored him but took him everywhere because he suits my play style. He kept approving of everything I did damnit so even though I kept well away from dialogue and didn't trigger romance, he still got too high with his approval. I'd really like to see some of his other dialogue. I haven't yet even managed to hear him talk about his relationship with Taliesen!

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Elps wrote...
Thank you :kissing:  Now, question about Zev - any tips on how to keep him neutral (or even switch him into hostile temporarily) without losing him? In this last playthrough I pretty much ignored him but took him everywhere because he suits my play style. He kept approving of everything I did damnit so even though I kept well away from dialogue and didn't trigger romance, he still got too high with his approval. I'd really like to see some of his other dialogue. I haven't yet even managed to hear him talk about his relationship with Taliesen!

You'll have to leave him in camp unfortunately. I was on one of my games where I picked the same three people to use the entire time and left everyone else, including him in camp. I talked to Zevran in camp without turning on the romance and I remember being high enough that he didn't turn on me, but he didn't stay either. I was able to talk to him about Talisen afterward. You might have to have Leliana fill Zevran's role to a T so it doesn't cramp your playstyle.

#27349
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The romance does have to be turned on to get him to leave. The time I did it, I didn't give him his plot gifts and still had about half the conversations left.

Edit: And that playthrough was SO lonely :(  

Second edit: I should put that one up on youtube as well!  

Modifié par ejoslin, 12 mai 2010 - 03:05 .


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^Just realized she was right. I didn't realize I turned on his romance (it happens sometimes when I ESC through all the companion chats without actually reading what they're saying) and was stunned when Morrigan brought up Zevran as an excuse for my character to do the ritual. So I went to find him afterward to turn off his interest and got the Talisen dialogue first before I could make a clean break.