What's the (Romantic) Appeal of Zevran?
#31426
Posté 04 juin 2010 - 11:50
#31427
Posté 04 juin 2010 - 11:52
Verly wrote...

COMPARE AND CONTRASSSSTT TIMMEEEEEE
#31428
Posté 04 juin 2010 - 11:53
Sorry Soignee, but... Zev's hotter when he pops out of a cake....*ducks!!*
#31429
Posté 04 juin 2010 - 11:54



#31430
Posté 04 juin 2010 - 11:55
SurrealSadi wrote...
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Sorry Soignee, but... Zev's hotter when he pops out of a cake....*ducks!!*
But he lacks armpit hair, corset and bananahammock.
#31431
Posté 04 juin 2010 - 11:57
..Oghren doesn't do anything for me...Herr Uhl wrote...
SurrealSadi wrote...
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Sorry Soignee, but... Zev's hotter when he pops out of a cake....*ducks!!*
But he lacks armpit hair, corset and bananahammock.
#31432
Posté 04 juin 2010 - 11:59
SurrealSadi wrote...
..Oghren doesn't do anything for me...Herr Uhl wrote...
SurrealSadi wrote...
...
Sorry Soignee, but... Zev's hotter when he pops out of a cake....*ducks!!*
But he lacks armpit hair, corset and bananahammock.
thats because you need more manly men in your life! like these!



#31433
Posté 04 juin 2010 - 11:59
Zevran is a adolescent boy, Oghren is a MAN!SurrealSadi wrote...
..Oghren doesn't do anything for me...Herr Uhl wrote...
SurrealSadi wrote...
...
Sorry Soignee, but... Zev's hotter when he pops out of a cake....*ducks!!*
But he lacks armpit hair, corset and bananahammock.
#31434
Posté 04 juin 2010 - 11:59




One more reason why I love her:

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
Oh god the mental images OHHHHHH GOD
#31435
Posté 05 juin 2010 - 12:00
soignee wrote...
One more reason why I love her:
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
Oh god the mental images OHHHHHH GOD
Yes, mental images.
I'll be in my bunk.
#31436
Posté 05 juin 2010 - 12:01
*chuckles* perhapsCuddlezarro wrote...
SurrealSadi wrote...
..Oghren doesn't do anything for me...Herr Uhl wrote...
SurrealSadi wrote...
...
Sorry Soignee, but... Zev's hotter when he pops out of a cake....*ducks!!*
But he lacks armpit hair, corset and bananahammock.
thats because you need more manly men in your life! like these!
#31437
Posté 05 juin 2010 - 12:01
Herr Uhl wrote...
Zevran is a adolescent boy, Oghren is a MAN!SurrealSadi wrote...
..Oghren doesn't do anything for me...Herr Uhl wrote...
SurrealSadi wrote...
...
Sorry Soignee, but... Zev's hotter when he pops out of a cake....*ducks!!*
But he lacks armpit hair, corset and bananahammock.
yes he is



#31438
Posté 05 juin 2010 - 12:02
...Herr Uhl wrote...
Zevran is a adolescent boy, Oghren is a MAN!SurrealSadi wrote...
..Oghren doesn't do anything for me...Herr Uhl wrote...
SurrealSadi wrote...
...
Sorry Soignee, but... Zev's hotter when he pops out of a cake....*ducks!!*
But he lacks armpit hair, corset and bananahammock.
If Oghren were the last male on the planet, the races would be out of luck
#31439
Posté 05 juin 2010 - 12:04
#31440
Posté 05 juin 2010 - 12:04
SurrealSadi wrote...
...Herr Uhl wrote...
Zevran is a adolescent boy, Oghren is a MAN!SurrealSadi wrote...
..Oghren doesn't do anything for me...Herr Uhl wrote...
SurrealSadi wrote...
...
Sorry Soignee, but... Zev's hotter when he pops out of a cake....*ducks!!*
But he lacks armpit hair, corset and bananahammock.
If Oghren were the last male on the planet, the races would be out of luck
your just jealous!



#31441
Posté 05 juin 2010 - 12:05
But I tried? ;_; Maybe next friday if I'm not like banned or some sh*t.
"Taliesen agreed to be part of my team, as well as an elven lass named Rinna. She was... a marvel. Tough, smooth, wicked. Eyes that gleamed like justice. Everything I thought I desired."Sarah1281 wrote...
Hey, do we have any idea what Rinna looked like beyond the fact she was an elf and beautiful?
--is all the description we get IIRC.
#31442
Posté 05 juin 2010 - 12:06
Of Oghren? No.. He's likely got bigger ****** than me, and that's just a HUGE turnoff.Cuddlezarro wrote...
SurrealSadi wrote...
...Herr Uhl wrote...
Zevran is a adolescent boy, Oghren is a MAN!SurrealSadi wrote...
..Oghren doesn't do anything for me...Herr Uhl wrote...
SurrealSadi wrote...
...
Sorry Soignee, but... Zev's hotter when he pops out of a cake....*ducks!!*
But he lacks armpit hair, corset and bananahammock.
If Oghren were the last male on the planet, the races would be out of luck
your just jealous!
#31443
Posté 05 juin 2010 - 12:07
SurrealSadi wrote...
Of Oghren? No.. He's likely got bigger ****** than me, and that's just a HUGE turnoff.
Are you implying that Oghren has moobs? *glares*
#31444
Posté 05 juin 2010 - 12:08
Yes, yes I am.Herr Uhl wrote...
SurrealSadi wrote...
Of Oghren? No.. He's likely got bigger ****** than me, and that's just a HUGE turnoff.
Are you implying that Oghren has moobs? *glares*
#31445
Posté 05 juin 2010 - 12:08
SurrealSadi wrote...
Of Oghren? No.. He's likely got bigger ****** than me, and that's just a HUGE turnoff.
male dwarf ****** arnt that big...if you REALLY want to I can easily dig up some GIGANTO MOOB pics from some porn sites I used to visit befor ethey turned into fat ugly daddy sites >_<



#31446
Posté 05 juin 2010 - 12:09
Herr Uhl wrote...
Yes, mental images.
I'll be in my bunk.
Here, take this:

and hang this on the door:
#31447
Posté 05 juin 2010 - 12:09
SurrealSadi wrote...
Yes, yes I am.Herr Uhl wrote...
SurrealSadi wrote...
Of Oghren? No.. He's likely got bigger ****** than me, and that's just a HUGE turnoff.
Are you implying that Oghren has moobs? *glares*
You're on the list.
*writes down name*
#31448
Posté 05 juin 2010 - 12:09
I find it interesting he says her eyes "gleamed like justice". That implies he valued justice, which is interesting because if the world were just, he would have been hanged, and I would think a Crow would have more of a "**** happens" attitude towards life in general.Aroihkin wrote...
Sorry guys, looks like I'm not going to help much again this friday. I am so incoherently tired now.
But I tried? ;_; Maybe next friday if I'm not like banned or some sh*t."Taliesen agreed to be part of my team, as well as an elven lass named Rinna. She was... a marvel. Tough, smooth, wicked. Eyes that gleamed like justice. Everything I thought I desired."Sarah1281 wrote...
Hey, do we have any idea what Rinna looked like beyond the fact she was an elf and beautiful?
--is all the description we get IIRC.
#31449
Posté 05 juin 2010 - 12:10
No, thanks. I don't need flashbacks of seeing my best friend's one ex shirtless. I just got my sleep back on schedule, and that would royally f*ck that up.Cuddlezarro wrote...
SurrealSadi wrote...
Of Oghren? No.. He's likely got bigger ****** than me, and that's just a HUGE turnoff.
male dwarf ****** arnt that big...if you REALLY want to I can easily dig up some GIGANTO MOOB pics from some porn sites I used to visit befor ethey turned into fat ugly daddy sites >_<
#31450
Posté 05 juin 2010 - 12:10
Herr Uhl wrote...
SurrealSadi wrote...
Yes, yes I am.Herr Uhl wrote...
SurrealSadi wrote...
Of Oghren? No.. He's likely got bigger ****** than me, and that's just a HUGE turnoff.
Are you implying that Oghren has moobs? *glares*
You're on the list.
*writes down name*
*takes a peek at your list*
why is my name on it!?







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