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[soignee]

Corker wrote...

Hello again!

I baked soignee some virtual cookies as writing-bait over in the dwarf thread, and she thought I should share one of them over here.  It's not a pun, but it's the very next worst thing.

There was an Antivan assassin
Who thought he'd go Grey Warden-stabbin
"Hey, he's kind of hot"
The Grey Warden thought
And now in her tent  they are thrashin

(Or change out "her" for "his" as appropriate)

<3amazzzzzzzzzing. I STILL LOL AT ITTTTT.

Speaking of Zevran and Warden porn...


art by aimo, but you knew that.

Modifié par soignee, 14 juin 2010 - 10:57 .

[ejoslin]

Corker wrote...

Hello again!

I baked soignee some virtual cookies as writing-bait over in the dwarf thread, and she thought I should share one of them over here.  It's not a pun, but it's the very next worst thing.

There was an Antivan assassin
Who thought he'd go Grey Warden-stabbin
"Hey, he's kind of hot"
The Grey Warden thought
And now in her tent  they are thrashin

(Or change out "her" for "his" as appropriate)

That is... FANTASTIC! 

This is the first time ever that I've been seriously impressed by a limerick!

[Tellervo]

Excellent! There aren't enough good limericks in the world.



Also, Gentlemen, BEHOLD! I bring you KINK! Untitled Where I should've used spell check. Whoops!

[jenovan]

Tellervo wrote...

Excellent! There aren't enough good limericks in the world.

Also, Gentlemen, BEHOLD! I bring you KINK! Untitled Where I should've used spell check. Whoops!

What, is this specifically not for the ladies then?  

(And once again I lament the lack of angry emoticons built in.)

[Creature 1]

I've been sitting here this whole time wondering if I'm a lady, and if I'm not, does that mean I'm a gentleman?

[Creature 1]

I hope you guys own guns, because the Ali fans are kicking our rears in the firearms ownership department.

[Herr Uhl]

Creature 1 wrote...

I hope you guys own guns, because the Ali fans are kicking our rears in the firearms ownership department.

No. Guns are illegal. (unless you have a hunting license, which I don't have now)

[jenovan]

Creature 1 wrote...

I hope you guys own guns, because the Ali fans are kicking our rears in the firearms ownership department.

Somehow, that's more disturbing than I expected at first glance.

[Creature 1]

I find it kind of confusing. *scratches head*

[ejoslin]

I don't own a gun. I don't know how to shoot one.  

I'd be wolf food in the event of national disaster.

Modifié par ejoslin, 15 juin 2010 - 01:34 .

[Nonvita]

Corker wrote...

Hello again!

I baked soignee some virtual cookies as writing-bait over in the dwarf thread, and she thought I should share one of them over here.  It's not a pun, but it's the very next worst thing.

There was an Antivan assassin
Who thought he'd go Grey Warden-stabbin
"Hey, he's kind of hot"
The Grey Warden thought
And now in her tent  they are thrashin

(Or change out "her" for "his" as appropriate)

I lurve this so much. Perfect use of limerick!


Re: guns-- I was going to visit my cousin in Missouri this summer and learn how to shoot guns (my aunt apparently has many shooting licenses...), but I have no money. Thus I will be wolf food with ejoslin.

[Herr Uhl]

How many wolves are there in the US anyways?



I'd probably die from hurting myself and not having any hospitals. And then I'd be food for all the woodland critters.

[Creature 1]

Less than 10,000, but looks like there'll be more if there's a national disaster, unless that disaster is zombies. Then we're all doomed.

[Tellervo]

jenovan wrote...

Tellervo wrote...

Excellent! There aren't enough good limericks in the world.

Also, Gentlemen, BEHOLD! I bring you KINK! Untitled Where I should've used spell check. Whoops!

What, is this specifically not for the ladies then?  

(And once again I lament the lack of angry emoticons built in.)

Can't win for losing with references around here....

I prefer knives to guns.  More visceral, though in modernity somewhat less practical.  If I'm going to hurt someone, I want to see the fear in their eyes.

[Nonvita]

No. I am totally prepared for zombies. L4D2 has taught me everything I need to know.

[Tellervo]

Herr Uhl wrote...

How many wolves are there in the US anyways?

Wolf.org has your answer.

[Herr Uhl]

Tellervo wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

How many wolves are there in the US anyways?

Wolf.org has your answer.

Aww, only a "maybe" in most states.

[Herr Uhl]

Nonvita wrote...

No. I am totally prepared for zombies. L4D2 has taught me everything I need to know.

You're using a guitar?

[SurrealSadi]

Herr Uhl wrote...

How many wolves are there in the US anyways?

I'd probably die from hurting myself and not having any hospitals. And then I'd be food for all the woodland critters.

I have 2 answers to that:

Not enough(In my mind).

Too Many(according to sheep and cattle ranchers near Yellowstone National Park).

[Herr Uhl]

SurrealSadi wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

How many wolves are there in the US anyways?

I'd probably die from hurting myself and not having any hospitals. And then I'd be food for all the woodland critters.

I have 2 answers to that:

Not enough(In my mind).

Too Many(according to sheep and cattle ranchers near Yellowstone National Park).

Pretty much the same here. I live in "wolf lands" but I've never seen one. They kill a couple of sheep (edit: Well, and dogs, though they screw a select few of them) and some come into towns when they get old or get scabies, otherwise nothing major.

Modifié par Herr Uhl, 15 juin 2010 - 02:36 .

[SurrealSadi]

Herr Uhl wrote...

SurrealSadi wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

How many wolves are there in the US anyways?

I'd probably die from hurting myself and not having any hospitals. And then I'd be food for all the woodland critters.

I have 2 answers to that:

Not enough(In my mind).

Too Many(according to sheep and cattle ranchers near Yellowstone National Park).

Pretty much the same here. I live in "wolf lands" but I've never seen one. They kill a couple of sheep (edit: Well, and dogs, though they screw a select few of them) and some come into towns when they get old or get scabies, otherwise nothing major.

Wolves are too often hunted here because Ranchers are f*cking asses, claiming the wolves take too many of their flocks. Especially since I believe they were taken off the endangered list. That just gives the Ranchers free reign to shoot them on sight. *if one can't tell, she loves wolves*

[Charsen]

probably more people have pet wolf-hybrids in the states than there are free ranging wolves anymore sadly, well in most states anyways. foxes and coyotes though, sure. 

my family hunts, i have hunted deer, jackrabbits and fowl of various sorts for food by bow, trap and rifle. i will get the chance to hunt turkey this fall when i visit back home for thanksgiving though. family owns several arsenals between all of them. no handguns though.

probably would be ok in a zombie apocalypse, and according to L4D2 playtime with CZ, we will be doubly fine if i get a spas 12 and he gets a chainsaw. =P



true story

Modifié par Charsen, 15 juin 2010 - 02:54 .

[SurrealSadi]

I know they reintroduced wolves to Wyoming, Yellowstone in particular, 15 years ago, and many of those packs still exist... But when they removed wolves from the Endangered list, it just freed ranchers to go nuts on any wolf they spot on their land. Even if said wolf is just passing through and not hunting...

Edit: *is shutting up now. this is not the place to rant about such things*

Modifié par SurrealSadi, 15 juin 2010 - 02:58 .

[Charsen]

ranchers have always been sort of over-aggressively trigger happy

[SurrealSadi]

*okay, one last comment*



Yay, someone else agrees about idiot ranchers!