Charsen wrote...
i do love that post too... but i'd think of the zevthread as a beach:
some folks are tanning while chatting and drinking beach drinks and falling asleep under the sun, others are playing some kind of non-stop volleyball game with sexy people. some people are playing ultimate frisbee and constantly hit other people no matter how hard they try not to. [personalities]
some people wear full sarongs and loose fitting clothes, others strip to a bikini and bare it all. sometimes people forget what sort of beach they're at and go nude. some people know exactly what sort of beach it is and go nude anyway. [humor]
some people wade into the water too deep and get sweep down the beach by the riptide. others know how to swim the current and only have to walk a bit back to their towel. some people get swept out and have to be rescued by a lifeguard. [arguments]
oh man, who's the lifeguard? Please let it NOT be the Hoff. Pleasseeeee.
some folks build a sandcastle and then an **** in a dunebuggy runs over it, sometimes by accident... but sometimes that sand sculpture was rank anyways. [anger]
LAWL. I SEE WUT U DID THUR.
the tide goes down and suddenly there are only a few people wading in a tidepool, but then the tide comes up and everyone starts pulling back their crap or they'll lose their cooler to the waves. [activity]
surfers are off in the distance, waiting, watching the shore distantly... sometimes the wave is right and they catch it. and sometimes the sharks chase them back to shore too. [lurkers]
from the beach you can see the dolphins and shrimp boats on the horizon, maybe a storm brewing off shore. but it's so far away no one really knows wtf is going on out there anyway, and no one really cares. an airplane flies overhead with one of those trailing banners with a vague message from the outside world but it goes unnoticed. [other threads]
a random kid run into a flock of seagulls just to see them scatter to the wind, and there's always someone poking jellyfish with sticks. [trolls]
Admit it, we've all poked a jellyfish. Don't lie to me, Zevthread. You've done it.
someone takes pictures of sexy people wandering the beach absently. someone is on the pier painting the sunset for the 100th time but no one minds the duplicity. night falls and some people go home, others stay and make love as the tide rolls out. others smoke under the pier, and some just stay to think in the cool, quiet air. [creativity]
Aaawn. My favourite bit<3
oh yeah. everyone wears flipflops except soignee who is wearing some sort of insanely priced couture shoetastrophe. [soignee]
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
WHAT IS THIS 7TH RING OF HELL YOU GIVE ME, CHARSEN? *weeps openly* WRY YOU DO THIS WRRRYYYYY
edit:
some couples do nothing but roll over each other, rubbing ..lotion.. and chasing each other up and down the sand. sandburns are a betch. [you know who you are]
*too busy weeping to care*
Modifié par soignee, 16 juin 2010 - 07:59 .
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