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[soignee]

Herr Uhl wrote...

soignee wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

So, Soignee. How close is shoesex with your imaginary dwarf to the best scenario for sex ever for you?

Well Herr, I'd say it was swedishly close to being like trying to put together a billy bookselve without an alum key.

*pats billy bookshelf*

I love you. (that was to my shelf)

I love my billy bookshelf too:

[phaonica]

Nonvita wrote...

Edit: AAAAAAAAA OMG FORMATTINGGGGGGGG

I saw the formatting was like

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I thought that was the story! I shed a tear, I did.

[ejoslin]

Hmmmm, I'm thinking it would be kind of funny if the save game import (if it really exists) to DA2 will exist in gossip.

"Did you hear that the Warden is sleeping with the king? Hah, she is a looker, can't blame him at ALL!"
"Did you hear that the new king is sleeping with that Antivan Crow who was with him? The elf? I wonder what Queen Anora thinks about that."

Modifié par ejoslin, 10 juillet 2010 - 02:43 .

[Charsen]

Here is one for Soignee, the theme was lol britain

and fyi to keep it clean, originally the madlib asked for an animal. i have replaced that word with kitty. the original word is the um, same thing


1000 Omg Shoes Kittys
Zevran paced pornographically back and forth. Cheeky dread filled his heart. Missa should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like her to be late. Oh, my sloshed love, Zevran thought. Where could you be?

Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Missa had been taken hostage by Cabbaged Shoeless Foot, a supervillain who had the city in a state of chavtastic terror. Zevran fainted dead away, no matter the type of shoe, they all get laced the same way.

When he came to, there was a bump on his tiara and the cheeky dread had returned. "Missa, my cowing honey bunny," he cried out cleverly. "What is Cabbaged Shoeless Foot doing to you?" Probably torturing her, laughing brilliantly as he popped off in the the queen's purse.

In the midst of all the terror and tears, Zevran remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 omg shoes kittys, then whatever you wish for will come true.

Zevran ordered in a supply of omg shoes and set to work, folding kittys until his tiara was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last kitty when Missa walked in the front door.

"Missa!" Zevran screamed and threw himself into Missa's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 omg shoes kittys and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing on the poppet. He kissed Missa smashingly on the union jack.

"Actually," Missa said, pulling away stunningly, "I was rescued by the Arse-holed Bangers And Mash. He's a new superhero in town." Missa sighed. "And he's really jolly good show what what."

The cheeky dread came back. "But you're brilliant to be back here with me, right?"

Missa checked her watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Arse-holed Bangers And Mash for tea and crumpets now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay brilliant, baby." She left and the door banged behind her.

Zevran choked back a sob and started folding another kitty. Then he went out and got drunk instead.

and secondly:


Zevran and Missaby William Shakespeare

Enter Zevran

Missa appears above at a window

Zevran:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the bangers and mash, and Missa is the kitty.
Arise, cheeky kitty, and dilly-dally the brilliant omg shoes.
See, how she leans her bum upon her tiara!
O, that I were a glove upon that tiara,
That I might touch that union jack!

Missa:
O Zevran, Zevran! wherefore art thou Zevran?
What's in a name? That which we call a shoeless foot
By any other name would smell as sloshed
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "no matter the type of shoe, they all get laced the same way"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,Thou mayst prove arse-holed.

Zevran:
Lady, by yonder brilliant omg shoes I swear
That tips on the ****** the cabbaged cheeky monkey--

Missa:
O, swear not by the omg shoes, the chavtastic omg shoes,
That brilliantly changes in its cowing orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise cowing.
Sweet, dodgy night! A thousand times dodgy night!
Parting is such jolly good sorrow,
That I shall say dodgy night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Zevran:
Sleep dwell upon thy queen's purse, peace in thy tiara!
Would I were sleep and peace, so cleverly to rest!
smashingly will I to my cheeky shoeless foot's cell,
Its help to dilly-dally, and my sloshed shoeless foot to tell.

revenge for goat is had 

Modifié par Charsen, 10 juillet 2010 - 02:46 .

[soignee]

THINGS OF BEAUTY. BEAUTY.



THIS TOUCHED ME IN MY BILLY BOOKCASE AND I LIKED IT. SO DEEP. I am just... moved. MOVED.

[Nonvita]

Charsen wrote...

Ahhh today had been blessed with true works of art and beauty. (And I got the Romeo/Juliet one when doing Soignee/Missa too XD.)


@Soignee--That is one tidy bookshelf.

@Phaonica--Yes. I am teh master of teh fanficz with my numberzzzzz!!!! Though that would make a pretty awesome story, actually. =P

[phaonica]

Nonvita wrote...

Charsen wrote...

Ahhh today had been blessed with true works of art and beauty. (And I got the Romeo/Juliet one when doing Soignee/Missa too XD.)


@Soignee--That is one tidy bookshelf.

@Phaonica--Yes. I am teh master of teh fanficz with my numberzzzzz!!!! Though that would make a pretty awesome story, actually. =P

This thread is pure poetry, I tell you. I do not exaggerate my love for libs.

The numberz fic was pretty funny. I didn't know it was a blooper, at first. lol

[Arundor]

<3 this thread.


Your talents never cease to amaze.

[sami jo]

Arundor wrote...

<3 this thread.


Your talents never cease to amaze.

Ditto. Madlibs--the cure for nerdrage

[phaonica]

sami jo wrote...

Arundor wrote...

<3 this thread.


Your talents never cease to amaze.

Ditto. Madlibs--the cure for nerdrage

It's pretty amazing how quickly they lifted my spirits.

[Cuddlezarro]

moar screenies



...Shep totally doesnt look terminatorish here









you know what happened last time I saw one of these? an army of bloody daleks came out of it(sort of)







No ****









they may sound like selfish Pricks but yo ulook god damned evil





are you coming onto him? and well yeah he wouldent know what hit him..im kind of an assassin who deals in sniping people...





evil...





and oddly deformed looking here...

[Arundor]

Adding a few things to the list. Zevrinjection 13 and 14 and some fanart.

The Entire Goddamn Thread Contributors wrote...



Ok, here's the deal. Anyone/Everyone can copy and edit this list. Keep it snowballing.

Only rule: if the Zevthread in any way inspired the creation or continuation of a Zev-themed project, add it. (Mods made for Zevran but not inspired by this thread shouldn't be added, those go on Sresla's big list of Zev mods etc though!). =P

Can be... groups, mods, threads, fanfics, fanarts, blogs, whatever...this is what we will paste to the haters

Then when we're all good and happy let's stick it up on Sresla's group page and bring it out like crispy old photos of semi-naked grandchildren for Thanksgiving.

Links if ya got em.

The Worth of this Thread:

• Complete Zevran FAQ by Ejoslin
• Mods: ZevranASAP, ZevRING, Ejoslin's Zevran Dialogue Fix, MorGothic's Many Headmorphs & Face Tattoos, Gatekisses, Your Leliana Zevran Loop Fix, Ending Slide Show, City Elf Alienage Fix, Ruck...Zevran Changes, Weddings (WIP) by Charsen,
• Tutorials: Morgothic's Adding Face Tattoos as Presets, Module Making, Voice Generation FMOD, Morgothic's Toolset installation guide, Head morph guide, Intro to VO Dialogue Comments
  
• Fanart: 
  
  • Aimo: Watercolor Zevran, Alicorn comic, Missa & Zevran, Zevran and Missa, Alicorn and Princess
  • Minaleth: anything in BW album, anything in flickr album,
  • Kaioku: Zevran & Alley, Chains (and WIP1, WIP2),
  • Aroihkin: Mark of death, Zevran and Alleyana, Zevran and Tannusen,
  • soignee: WonderMissa, Missa & Charsen zoolanderified, Missa & Zevran,
  • Nonvita: Missa Dwarf Approved, Well-Oiled Zevran in Old Jeans With a Frozen Margarita, Doctor Mina with Zevran
  • Verly: DA Gallery, Rayne and Zevran, Veylya and Zevran Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4
  • others: Brosca's Missa Janet Jackson by jenn-y, You Cannot Misplace Me by nitocris, Pirate Zevran by Elps, Zevran Map by Minaleth (drawing) and Nonvita (coloring), Zevran Painting by PunkNouveau13
• Fanfic: Jenovan (+fanart by payroo), Soignee's Dead Duster Walking, Aroihkin's "Immovable Object", Tellervo's "Chains", Sialater: The Rescue, Charnia, Murmurs, TanithAeyrs: "A Grey Warden's Honor", Sannox's Campfire Chronicles, The Hunt by Shadow of Light Dragon, Aroihkin's Kmeme Anon!Fail, Salted Butter by McChubbin, Jayelet (in spanish): Tzvi & Zevran, Historia de Kohav, Neshi una bruja diferente, I Quit the Blight by Sarah1281
• Fanvideos: Sannox's Kisses, ejoslin plays with FRAPS
• Zevrinjection Friday: 14 weeks in a row and counting. [1], [2], [3], [4], [5], [6], [7], [8], [9], [10], [11], [12], [13], [14]
• Serious Discussions: Rinna, Taliesen, post-awakening carryover, Zevran's suicide attempt, love vs. business in the Crows, Dalish ancestry, why people kill off the assassin, Zevran fatherhood, ultimate sacrifice, Antivan society, height differences, race vs. species, healing mechanics, earring proposal, rape is not love, virginal love and so-called purity, organizational structure of the Antivan Crows, Zevran-Taliesen-Ignacio's ranks within the Crows, implications of Zevran's reaction to public kisses, possible premeditation of Rinna's death, plausibility of the Zevran epilogue in Awakening
• Not so serious discussions: shipping, anime hate, Twilight hate,
• Discovery and sharing of VO notes which clarified the intended meaning of various lines, confirmed the nature of the relationship with Taliesen, etc.
• Source of help for fans of other LIs attempting to fix their character's dialogues the way Ejoslin has (Alistair and Morrigan)
• 3 Official Bioware Employee comments.
• Unique Memes to this thread: Soignee's Barrowhand, EJ's yellow eyes/EJ pwns Madonna, Alistair's creep eyes, Alistair's School of Kids Who Can't Read Or Write Good, Zevran's Kneepads, gardening as a euphemism for sex, elf ear fun, Swimsuit edition by Sarah, infamous page 666, Pretty Pink Sparkle Princess Cousland's story by Nonvita (with art by Nonvita (IP) and Aimo), Alicorn, Aro's Ford turned to Sextiva, page 1000, Owl hair, Charsen's toolset manipulations (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6), Mock fanfic (1, 2, 3, 4)
  
• Countless Friendships (and more?)

The image seems to be gone at the moment. I'm not sure if that's temporary or permanent. If it's permanent we'll probably come up with a replacement sooner or later.

Modifié par Arundor, 10 juillet 2010 - 07:29 .

[Sarah1281]

Someone probably has it saved somewhere.

[Tellervo]

I can't believe I missed all the madlibs fun.  That's okay, though, I was doing equally ridiculous ****.

Charsen wrote...




second one is lulzy. but artsy. still think zevran would approve.

That guy.  With the eyes.  And the hair.  And the lips.  And the scruff.  And the unf.

[Aroihkin]

Added Kaioku's Tannusen art (my avatar).

The Entire Goddamn Thread Contributors wrote...



Ok, here's the deal. Anyone/Everyone can copy and edit this list. Keep it snowballing.

Only rule: if the Zevthread in any way inspired the creation or continuation of a Zev-themed project, add it. (Mods made for Zevran but not inspired by this thread shouldn't be added, those go on Sresla's big list of Zev mods etc though!). =P

Can be... groups, mods, threads, fanfics, fanarts, blogs, whatever...this is what we will paste to the haters

Then when we're all good and happy let's stick it up on Sresla's group page and bring it out like crispy old photos of semi-naked grandchildren for Thanksgiving.

Links if ya got em.

The Worth of this Thread:

• Complete Zevran FAQ by Ejoslin
• Mods: ZevranASAP, ZevRING, Ejoslin's Zevran Dialogue Fix, MorGothic's Many Headmorphs & Face Tattoos, Gatekisses, Your Leliana Zevran Loop Fix, Ending Slide Show, City Elf Alienage Fix, Ruck...Zevran Changes, Weddings (WIP) by Charsen,
• Tutorials: Morgothic's Adding Face Tattoos as Presets, Module Making, Voice Generation FMOD, Morgothic's Toolset installation guide, Head morph guide, Intro to VO Dialogue Comments
  
• Fanart: 
  
  • Aimo: Watercolor Zevran, Alicorn comic, Missa & Zevran, Zevran and Missa, Alicorn and Princess
  • Minaleth: anything in BW album, anything in flickr album,
  • Kaioku: Zevran & Alley, Chains (and WIP1, WIP2), Tannusen,
  • Aroihkin: Mark of death, Zevran and Alleyana, Zevran and Tannusen,
  • soignee: WonderMissa, Missa & Charsen zoolanderified, Missa & Zevran,
  • Nonvita: Missa Dwarf Approved, Well-Oiled Zevran in Old Jeans With a Frozen Margarita, Doctor Mina with Zevran
  • Verly: DA Gallery, Rayne and Zevran, Veylya and Zevran Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4
  • others: Brosca's Missa Janet Jackson by jenn-y, You Cannot Misplace Me by nitocris, Pirate Zevran by Elps, Zevran Map by Minaleth (drawing) and Nonvita (coloring), Zevran Painting by PunkNouveau13
• Fanfic: Jenovan (+fanart by payroo), Soignee's Dead Duster Walking, Aroihkin's "Immovable Object", Tellervo's "Chains", Sialater: The Rescue, Charnia, Murmurs, TanithAeyrs: "A Grey Warden's Honor", Sannox's Campfire Chronicles, The Hunt by Shadow of Light Dragon, Aroihkin's Kmeme Anon!Fail, Salted Butter by McChubbin, Jayelet (in spanish): Tzvi & Zevran, Historia de Kohav, Neshi una bruja diferente, I Quit the Blight by Sarah1281
• Fanvideos: Sannox's Kisses, ejoslin plays with FRAPS
• Zevrinjection Friday: 14 weeks in a row and counting. [1], [2], [3], [4], [5], [6], [7], [8], [9], [10], [11], [12], [13], [14]
• Serious Discussions: Rinna, Taliesen, post-awakening carryover, Zevran's suicide attempt, love vs. business in the Crows, Dalish ancestry, why people kill off the assassin, Zevran fatherhood, ultimate sacrifice, Antivan society, height differences, race vs. species, healing mechanics, earring proposal, rape is not love, virginal love and so-called purity, organizational structure of the Antivan Crows, Zevran-Taliesen-Ignacio's ranks within the Crows, implications of Zevran's reaction to public kisses, possible premeditation of Rinna's death, plausibility of the Zevran epilogue in Awakening
• Not so serious discussions: shipping, anime hate, Twilight hate,
• Discovery and sharing of VO notes which clarified the intended meaning of various lines, confirmed the nature of the relationship with Taliesen, etc.
• Source of help for fans of other LIs attempting to fix their character's dialogues the way Ejoslin has (Alistair and Morrigan)
• 3 Official Bioware Employee comments.
• Unique Memes to this thread: Soignee's Barrowhand, EJ's yellow eyes/EJ pwns Madonna, Alistair's creep eyes, Alistair's School of Kids Who Can't Read Or Write Good, Zevran's Kneepads, gardening as a euphemism for sex, elf ear fun, Swimsuit edition by Sarah, infamous page 666, Pretty Pink Sparkle Princess Cousland's story by Nonvita (with art by Nonvita (IP) and Aimo), Alicorn, Aro's Ford turned to Sextiva, page 1000, Owl hair, Charsen's toolset manipulations (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6), Mock fanfic (1, 2, 3, 4)
  
• Countless Friendships (and more?)

[Corker]

Shadow of Light Dragon wrote...

THERE ARE OoTS DAO AVATARS?  (Go go gadget acronyms!)

*dies of awesome*

Are there more?  Where?

[Herr Uhl]

Corker wrote...

Shadow of Light Dragon wrote...

THERE ARE OoTS DAO AVATARS?  (Go go gadget acronyms!)

*dies of awesome*

Are there more?  Where?

I think that she made it.

Edit: This is the only other one that I know of as of yet, well, I could lift Bengt off of it at least.

Modifié par Herr Uhl, 10 juillet 2010 - 12:31 .

[soignee]

i love that your mage rocks the mage hat with pride. I always put Morrigan in one for the lulz.

[Herr Uhl]

I make all my mages love that hat. Because of the fact that it is distilled awesome.



*goes off singing*

My mage-hat brings al the girls to the yard...

[Creature 1]

Tellervo wrote...

I can't believe I missed all the madlibs fun.  That's okay, though, I was doing equally ridiculous ****.

Charsen wrote...




second one is lulzy. but artsy. still think zevran would approve.

That guy.  With the eyes.  And the hair.  And the lips.  And the scruff.  And the unf.

I'll fight you for both of them.  I'm greedy. 

Edit:  Hey, it has poppies!

Modifié par Creature 1, 10 juillet 2010 - 03:47 .

[Cuddlezarro]

moar screenies... because this topic is kind of...floundering



some shepard shots



















you better do what he asks bub dem be crazy eyes







some scenic views









shep being all sneaky like











time to get dressed (ugh I forgot to take off the ugly ass helmet)









random Kasumi Screens for Soignee



























the actual vault (and me wrecking it)

[soignee]

hmm, kasumi

[Cuddlezarro]

soignee wrote...

hmm, kasumi

if you want I could get screenies of jack in her biker outfit once this missions done =3

[Arundor]

Rooster82's new comic page is cute and features Zevran.

Modifié par Arundor, 10 juillet 2010 - 11:52 .

[jenovan]

Tellervo wrote...

I can't believe I missed all the madlibs fun.  That's okay, though, I was doing equally ridiculous ****.

Charsen wrote...




second one is lulzy. but artsy. still think zevran would approve.

That guy.  With the eyes.  And the hair.  And the lips.  And the scruff.  And the unf.

Quoting this yet again cos it needs it.
Thanks Charsen, I hope you know, that guy is totally my mental image for  (younger) Taliesen now.

Modifié par jenovan, 11 juillet 2010 - 03:40 .