*shakes head sadly* Philistines.soignee wrote...
Herr Uhl wrote...
soignee wrote...
Heh it does.
"Hi, my name's Soignee. It's been nearly two weeks since my last update."
*states into stale coffee cup blankly while sitting down*
Cheer up, you have made part one in the Poirer solves crap series.
Currently he is solving the mystery of the poisoned Orlesians in Amaranthine. I call it Poirer Kader and the Case Of The King's Cheese.
By the way only like 4 people read Poirer, it's LOLZ. I posted it across the usual fandom places and got "..." reactions, and a regular reader emailed me out of confusion as they didn't get it.
STILL I WILL WRITE IT.
What's the (Romantic) Appeal of Zevran?
#34501
Posté 18 juillet 2010 - 07:35
#34502
Posté 18 juillet 2010 - 07:38
#34503
Posté 18 juillet 2010 - 07:40
#34504
Posté 18 juillet 2010 - 07:41
Herr Uhl wrote...
soignee wrote...
He has Alistair hair, Herr.
It fits him. Talimancing bugger *shakes fist*
talimancers! *shakes fist* they make our group seem normal
#34505
Posté 18 juillet 2010 - 07:43
#34506
Posté 18 juillet 2010 - 07:45
soignee wrote...
I'm a freak on here but outside the internets I'm not. I hide my massive nerd side in the closet so far in I'm wearing a furcoat and licking a lampost in winter. OH LOOK IS THAT TURKISH DELIGHT, NYUM NYUM
Maybe you and your boss could bond over dragon age.
#34507
Posté 18 juillet 2010 - 07:50
#34508
Posté 18 juillet 2010 - 08:02
Sarah1281 wrote...
You know, until a few months ago I just thought Turkish Delight was some made-up Narnia thing...
Sarah, I literally just face palmed there.
I really want to be like the older friend who takes you to a club, makes you do jello shots and shoos you in the direction of someone wearing tight pants and not much else.
@ Herr, I can see it now.
C!ckboss: THIS IS SHEET DO EET AGAIN
Soignee: Hi boss, do you play video games?
CB: What? What is this?
S: Well there's this game and-
CB: JUST HAVE IT DONE BY FRIDAY.
#34509
Posté 18 juillet 2010 - 08:07
soignee wrote...
Sarah1281 wrote...
You know, until a few months ago I just thought Turkish Delight was some made-up Narnia thing...
Sarah, I literally just face palmed there.
I really want to be like the older friend who takes you to a club, makes you do jello shots and shoos you in the direction of someone wearing tight pants and not much else.
What does drinking and hitting on scantily clad women have to do with knowledge of confections?
#34510
Posté 18 juillet 2010 - 08:10
soignee wrote...
I really want to be like the older friend
who takes you to a club, makes you do jello shots and shoos you in the
direction of someone wearing tight pants and not much else.
Oh god I *must* be a part of this. PEER PRESSURE, Sarah, YOU WILL SUCCUMB TO IT.
Herr Uhl wrote...
I hate my maleshep.
Aaaaaa noooooo!!! Sorry, reminds me way too much of my friend's hideously ugly M!Shep.
Er, I mean... but yours isn't that bad! He just reminds me of the other one!
#34511
Posté 18 juillet 2010 - 08:11
#34512
Posté 18 juillet 2010 - 08:13
#34513
Posté 18 juillet 2010 - 08:16
Herr Uhl wrote...
Well, I could corrupt her pretty much by myself. But alas, I'm a redhead.
If you didn't do creepy things I would let you corrupt my remaining innocence!
Oh wait sorry, I almost said that with a straight face there.
#34514
Posté 18 juillet 2010 - 08:17
#34515
Posté 18 juillet 2010 - 08:22
Herr Uhl wrote...
But creepy things are a vital part of corrupting innocence!
it's not creepy if it's predictable!
#34516
Posté 18 juillet 2010 - 08:25
#34517
Posté 18 juillet 2010 - 08:26
#34518
Posté 18 juillet 2010 - 08:27
For some reason, I often have that effect on people...soignee wrote...
Just sarah in general. I wish to be the skeevy older friend who gets her in trouble with her parents. SARAH COME HERE YOU HAVE INNOCENCE I MUST CORRRUPPTTT YOU
#34519
Posté 18 juillet 2010 - 08:28
#34520
Posté 18 juillet 2010 - 08:30
Herr Uhl wrote...
Cuddlezarro wrote...
on another subject MOAR ME2 screenies this time featring Mordin!
There is a text needed for the picture.
Mordin disapproves -13
you come up with it then because well the default text... (and im not good at that sort of thing)
Modifié par Cuddlezarro, 18 juillet 2010 - 08:30 .
#34521
Posté 18 juillet 2010 - 08:33
*buggers off to learn some program to make it happen*
#34522
Posté 18 juillet 2010 - 08:34
#34523
Posté 18 juillet 2010 - 08:49
Sarah1281 wrote...
For some reason, I often have that effect on people...soignee wrote...
Just sarah in general. I wish to be the skeevy older friend who gets her in trouble with her parents. SARAH COME HERE YOU HAVE INNOCENCE I MUST CORRRUPPTTT YOU
we can smell innocence a millleeeeee off.
#34524
Posté 18 juillet 2010 - 09:01
Nonvita wrote...
Hey now, HEY now! No corrupting of innocence shall take place without me involved!
I would never think of such a thing.
#34525
Posté 18 juillet 2010 - 09:06
Herr Uhl wrote...
Nonvita wrote...
Hey now, HEY now! No corrupting of innocence shall take place without me involved!
I would never think of such a thing.
I don't care what we do as long as there is:
1) corruption
2) jello shots
3) dancing
4) men and women not wearing much
5) food I will regret in the morning after




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