What's the (Romantic) Appeal of Zevran?
#9676
Posté 18 mars 2010 - 01:35
Would it really have been so hard to put something in?
#9677
Posté 18 mars 2010 - 01:35
AndreaDraco wrote...
Cuddlezarro wrote...
any ways back to Zev in Awakenings isnt it possible that the "stayed with his love for a time" epilogue cards(read every card that doesnt involve you returning to the wardens) refer to him running off to antiva to deal with the crows tryings to kill him?
I always assumed that the 'for a time' meant 'until Awakening', and that was when I didn't even know if Zevran will be featured in the expansion. So I definitely think that the 'for a time' means, 'until Zevran has to go to Antiva and deals with the Crow, when he wrote a wonderful letter to the Warden'.
so im not the only one who thought that then good~
still poor Xander isnt going to be getting any nookie awakenings unless Anora wants some and even then she would probably have to tie up and rape the poor guy :3
#9678
Posté 18 mars 2010 - 01:39
.....Cuddlezarro wrote...
AndreaDraco wrote...
Cuddlezarro wrote...
any ways back to Zev in Awakenings isnt it possible that the "stayed with his love for a time" epilogue cards(read every card that doesnt involve you returning to the wardens) refer to him running off to antiva to deal with the crows tryings to kill him?
I always assumed that the 'for a time' meant 'until Awakening', and that was when I didn't even know if Zevran will be featured in the expansion. So I definitely think that the 'for a time' means, 'until Zevran has to go to Antiva and deals with the Crow, when he wrote a wonderful letter to the Warden'.
so im not the only one who thought that then good~
still poor Xander isnt going to be getting any nookie awakenings unless Anora wants some and even then she would probably have to tie up and rape the poor guy :3
Some how, I think she had to do the same with Cailan.....
#9679
Posté 18 mars 2010 - 01:41
SurrealSadi wrote...
.....Cuddlezarro wrote...
AndreaDraco wrote...
Cuddlezarro wrote...
any ways back to Zev in Awakenings isnt it possible that the "stayed with his love for a time" epilogue cards(read every card that doesnt involve you returning to the wardens) refer to him running off to antiva to deal with the crows tryings to kill him?
I always assumed that the 'for a time' meant 'until Awakening', and that was when I didn't even know if Zevran will be featured in the expansion. So I definitely think that the 'for a time' means, 'until Zevran has to go to Antiva and deals with the Crow, when he wrote a wonderful letter to the Warden'.
so im not the only one who thought that then good~
still poor Xander isnt going to be getting any nookie awakenings unless Anora wants some and even then she would probably have to tie up and rape the poor guy :3
Some how, I think she had to do the same with Cailan.....
actually Im betting Cailan was the rollplay type in the bedroom and Anora getting sick of it cut him off which is why she never had any kids :3
Modifié par Cuddlezarro, 18 mars 2010 - 01:42 .
#9680
Posté 18 mars 2010 - 01:42
#9681
Posté 18 mars 2010 - 01:42
Charsen wrote...
always back to duct tape in this thread!
but its no fun when it doesnt involve Zevran!
I mean seriously you should have seen the glare that Anora gave Xander when she told her to let Alistair live
it was bad very very not even wynne is as evil as this bad
Modifié par Cuddlezarro, 18 mars 2010 - 01:43 .
#9682
Posté 18 mars 2010 - 01:44
...Yanno, that would explain all his supposed mistresses.... Prolly had one for every devious thought in his kingly head.Cuddlezarro wrote...
SurrealSadi wrote...
.....Cuddlezarro wrote...
AndreaDraco wrote...
Cuddlezarro wrote...
any ways back to Zev in Awakenings isnt it possible that the "stayed with his love for a time" epilogue cards(read every card that doesnt involve you returning to the wardens) refer to him running off to antiva to deal with the crows tryings to kill him?
I always assumed that the 'for a time' meant 'until Awakening', and that was when I didn't even know if Zevran will be featured in the expansion. So I definitely think that the 'for a time' means, 'until Zevran has to go to Antiva and deals with the Crow, when he wrote a wonderful letter to the Warden'.
so im not the only one who thought that then good~
still poor Xander isnt going to be getting any nookie awakenings unless Anora wants some and even then she would probably have to tie up and rape the poor guy :3
Some how, I think she had to do the same with Cailan.....
actually Im betting Cailan was the rollplay type in the bedroom and Anora getting sick of it cut him off which is why she never had any kids :3
#9683
Posté 18 mars 2010 - 01:46
SurrealSadi wrote...
...Yanno, that would explain all his supposed mistresses.... Prolly had one for every devious thought in his kingly head.
every devious thought probably ended up being him pretending he was his father and the poor woman was the evil dragon/traitorous elven bard/dark spawn that needed slaying with his sword
Modifié par Cuddlezarro, 18 mars 2010 - 01:47 .
#9684
Posté 18 mars 2010 - 01:49
.... If he has to pretend he's his father to even think about boffing some chick, the boy's got serious issues....Cuddlezarro wrote...
SurrealSadi wrote...
...Yanno, that would explain all his supposed mistresses.... Prolly had one for every devious thought in his kingly head.
every devious thought probably ended up being him pretending he was his father and the poor woman was the evil dragon/traitorous elven bard/dark spawn that needed slaying with his sword
#9685
Posté 18 mars 2010 - 01:53
SurrealSadi wrote...
.... If he has to pretend he's his father to even think about boffing some chick, the boy's got serious issues....Cuddlezarro wrote...
SurrealSadi wrote...
...Yanno, that would explain all his supposed mistresses.... Prolly had one for every devious thought in his kingly head.
every devious thought probably ended up being him pretending he was his father and the poor woman was the evil dragon/traitorous elven bard/dark spawn that needed slaying with his sword
was there any doubt he had issues? his mother died before he was even 5, his dad gets all depressed for several years pretty much ignores him and ends up running off to the deep roads with the grey wardens for god knows how long, he is then bossed around Anora since they where kids, his dad then dies at sea and he is stuck with loghain of all people as a father in law and he is married off to Anora who gets even bossier!
#9686
Posté 18 mars 2010 - 01:53
Charsen wrote...
always back to duct tape in this thread!
Now, where are the thighs with the knee pads!
#9687
Posté 18 mars 2010 - 01:54
sami jo wrote...
Charsen wrote...
always back to duct tape in this thread!
Now, where are the thighs with the knee pads!
apparently in Antiva
#9688
Posté 18 mars 2010 - 01:55
#9689
Posté 18 mars 2010 - 01:55
I think this is above and beyond the normal "I'm orphaned and stuck with power-hungry nutbags for a family" issues..Cuddlezarro wrote...
SurrealSadi wrote...
.... If he has to pretend he's his father to even think about boffing some chick, the boy's got serious issues....Cuddlezarro wrote...
SurrealSadi wrote...
...Yanno, that would explain all his supposed mistresses.... Prolly had one for every devious thought in his kingly head.
every devious thought probably ended up being him pretending he was his father and the poor woman was the evil dragon/traitorous elven bard/dark spawn that needed slaying with his sword
was there any doubt he had issues? his mother died before he was even 5, his dad gets all depressed for several years pretty much ignores him and ends up running off to the deep roads with the grey wardens for god knows how long, he is then bossed around Anora since they where kids, his dad then dies at sea and he is stuck with loghain of all people as a father in law and he is married off to Anora who gets even bossier!
#9690
Posté 18 mars 2010 - 01:56
I just keep telling myself: You're playing Oblivion. You're playing Oblivion. I played Oblivion for hours and didn't complain. But then again, I knew more about the Adoring Fan than I know about Anders.ejoslin wrote...
Gilded Age, I think if DA:O hadn't been so terrific, I'd like awakenings a lot more. It's just hard to adjust from having characters you actually interact with and get to know to these very shallow relationships. I can get THAT from a lot of games. DA:O just has something that makes it special, and it's sad to me that the devs think it's broken rather than just needing tweaking.
#9691
Posté 18 mars 2010 - 01:56
#9692
Posté 18 mars 2010 - 01:56
SurrealSadi wrote...
...Yanno, that would explain all his supposed mistresses.... Prolly had one for every devious thought in his kingly head.
The mistresses that the manipulative Anora and her paranoid father *believe* he had. Eamon's letter in RtO is chastising Cailin for not leaving her since she hasn't produced and heir and Eamon comments on how she led Cailin around by the nose.
#9693
Posté 18 mars 2010 - 01:58
Charsen wrote...
sami jo wrote...
Charsen wrote...
always back to duct tape in this thread!
Now, where are the thighs with the knee pads!
apparently in Antiva
Charsen just think about the amount of "welcome back" sex you two are going to have when he returns(and how amazing it will be) both of you would pretty much be sex starved and well(and we all know how wild sex starved people can be!)
plus he will have even more tales from antiva to tell you about on top of being able to make all your new companions incredibly uncomphy when you start snogging him infront of all of them
Modifié par Cuddlezarro, 18 mars 2010 - 02:05 .
#9694
Posté 18 mars 2010 - 01:59
#9695
Posté 18 mars 2010 - 02:00
True... and there was a certain familiarity to Celene(? Orlesian empress)'s last letter...sami jo wrote...
SurrealSadi wrote...
...Yanno, that would explain all his supposed mistresses.... Prolly had one for every devious thought in his kingly head.
The mistresses that the manipulative Anora and her paranoid father *believe* he had. Eamon's letter in RtO is chastising Cailin for not leaving her since she hasn't produced and heir and Eamon comments on how she led Cailin around by the nose.
Either way, if she wasn't popping out kids, maybe Cailan did have a few mistresses to see if any of them could even get pregnant by him. It could have been his problem, not Anora's.
#9696
Posté 18 mars 2010 - 02:01
Charsen wrote...
sami jo wrote...
Charsen wrote...
always back to duct tape in this thread!
Now, where are the thighs with the knee pads!
apparently in Antiva
Not without my PC they aren't! I am ignoring Awakenings completely. <sticks fingers in ears and closes eyes>
#9697
Posté 18 mars 2010 - 02:04
Cuddlezarro wrote...
SurrealSadi wrote...
.....Cuddlezarro wrote...
AndreaDraco wrote...
Cuddlezarro wrote...
any ways back to Zev in Awakenings isnt it possible that the "stayed with his love for a time" epilogue cards(read every card that doesnt involve you returning to the wardens) refer to him running off to antiva to deal with the crows tryings to kill him?
I always assumed that the 'for a time' meant 'until Awakening', and that was when I didn't even know if Zevran will be featured in the expansion. So I definitely think that the 'for a time' means, 'until Zevran has to go to Antiva and deals with the Crow, when he wrote a wonderful letter to the Warden'.
so im not the only one who thought that then good~
still poor Xander isnt going to be getting any nookie awakenings unless Anora wants some and even then she would probably have to tie up and rape the poor guy :3
Some how, I think she had to do the same with Cailan.....
actually Im betting Cailan was the rollplay type in the bedroom and Anora getting sick of it cut him off which is why she never had any kids :3
"FOR THE GLORY OF FERELDEN! I SHALL IMPALE YOU UPON MY MIGHTY SWORD, ARCHDEMON!"
#9698
Posté 18 mars 2010 - 02:04
Cuddlezarro wrote...
Charsen wrote...
sami jo wrote...
Charsen wrote...
always back to duct tape in this thread!
Now, where are the thighs with the knee pads!
apparently in Antiva
Charsen just think about the amount of "welcome back" sex you two are going to have when he returns(and how amazing it will be) both of you would pretty much be sex starved and well
plus he will have even more tales from antiva to tell you about on top of being able to make all your new companions incredibly uncomphy when you start snogging him infront of all of them
violent welcome back sex for 2.1.11 !!!
#9699
Posté 18 mars 2010 - 02:06
Charsen wrote...
Cuddlezarro wrote...
Charsen just think about the amount of "welcome back" sex you two are going to have when he returns(and how amazing it will be) both of you would pretty much be sex starved and well
plus he will have even more tales from antiva to tell you about on top of being able to make all your new companions incredibly uncomphy when you start snogging him infront of all of them
violent welcome back sex for 2.1.11 !!!
And just think, Zevran may have brought back all sorts of fun things from Antiva (like those roots he suggested to Alistair, not that he likely needs them...)!
#9700
Posté 18 mars 2010 - 02:07
SurrealSadi wrote...
True... and there was a certain familiarity to Celene(? Orlesian empress)'s last letter...sami jo wrote...
SurrealSadi wrote...
...Yanno, that would explain all his supposed mistresses.... Prolly had one for every devious thought in his kingly head.
The mistresses that the manipulative Anora and her paranoid father *believe* he had. Eamon's letter in RtO is chastising Cailin for not leaving her since she hasn't produced and heir and Eamon comments on how she led Cailin around by the nose.
Either way, if she wasn't popping out kids, maybe Cailan did have a few mistresses to see if any of them could even get pregnant by him. It could have been his problem, not Anora's.
I'm not sure I believe that he had all those mistresses at all, and I find it hard to believe that he managed to sneak across the border to have a liason with the Orlesian empress (or she snuck into Fereldan). Even Anora's adoring father calls her manipulative and Eamon is certainly under the impression that she had Cailin by the nose. It wouldn't shock me if he had mistresses, but I'm not taking the word of Anora and Loghain for it.
Cailin had a bit of an obsession with glory, but it wasn't unusual for kings to fight at the head of their armies in the middle ages, and given the morale problems they were having, I can easily see a good king trying to inspire his troops in such a way. I don't know that it was entirely an obsession with glory that had him spending so much time with the troops. That was part of it, but not all.




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