What's the (Romantic) Appeal of Zevran?
#10751
Posté 21 mars 2010 - 11:53
#10752
Posté 21 mars 2010 - 11:55
Cuddlezarro wrote...
...an ultra conservative group called the Teabaggers... wow just.... ROTFLMFAO
LOL< and Sarah Palin was a keynote speaker for them! I'm still dying here!
#10753
Posté 21 mars 2010 - 11:58
ejoslin wrote...
Cuddlezarro wrote...
...an ultra conservative group called the Teabaggers... wow just.... ROTFLMFAO
LOL< and Sarah Palin was a keynote speaker for them! I'm still dying here!
im trying to hold in the laughter because my parents are in the other room but still WOW Im just getting mental images of stuffy old men getting jiggy with it
#10754
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 12:05
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#10755
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 12:06
#10756
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 12:08
Charsen wrote...
yeah that's an awkward conversation to have. when i explained it to my mother, she laughed for probably half an hour. my father has no sense of humor though, so it was lost on him. i think his words were something like: "well obviously that's not what they are talking about."
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My parents were both laughing so hard. My mom was trying to look disapproving at first but couldn't quite manage it.
Edit: Your avatar changed again. I like this expression!
Modifié par ejoslin, 22 mars 2010 - 12:09 .
#10757
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 12:09
#10758
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 12:09
Charsen wrote...
yeah that's an awkward conversation to have. when i explained it to my mother, she laughed for probably half an hour. my father has no sense of humor though, so it was lost on him. i think his words were something like: "well obviously that's not what they are talking about."
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sounds like my family... except my stepdad doesnt exactly like gay people much either(so he wouldent find it amusing) other than me because im his son despite not being related to him
Modifié par Cuddlezarro, 22 mars 2010 - 12:09 .
#10759
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 12:13
sami jo wrote...
I would really love to know what triggers characters to upload to this site...
@ejoslin: you may get a long rant about Awakenings. As long as I don't think about Origins, it's fine, but as soon as I do I start picking the game to shreds.
re:Taleisen- I had the option (on my screwy Xbox, so it may have been a glitch), with a romanced but not tented Zevran to get the line about how he and Taleisen were friends and more when discussing the mission with Rinna before the Landsmeet. I have never had him leave me during the encounter. It was post-fade and gauntlet with him, though I have no idea if that had anything to do with it. I still had Orzammar to do. I'll try repeating it with a character on the PC version as soon as I get this friggin virus off the desktop. I have no idea how I managed to pick this thing up, but if anyone gets a nifty window from "Antivirus Vista", it IS NOT antiviruse software!!!!
@Charsen: Have fun tonight!
Hijack viruses atack at random. The people who create them hijack web pages and then when you go to the hijacked page it runs something that makes your computer download a trojan or something like that... I suck at tech, so I'm probably only making a little sense.
If you get that, first try restoring your system to a earlier restore point. If the thing has already hijacked your computer thus disabling restore points, do a non-destructive restore. You will have to reinstall software, updates, and games afterwards, and reset your settings, but all your files should still be in a backup partition and recoverable.
Do NOT restore your settings and stuff from that partition thiough, as the hijack program is still in there. Only restore selected files.
Modifié par EccentricSage, 22 mars 2010 - 12:13 .
#10760
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 12:26
yeah - my dad is a traditionalist and believes sex talk ends at the bedroom door. my mother is the opposite. gee, i wonder where i get my tmi charm from?Cuddlezarro wrote...sounds like my family... except my stepdad doesnt exactly like gay people much either(so he wouldent find it amusing) other than me because im his son despite not being related to him
speaking of which, since i'm about to take off here, i am charging CZ with the very important screenshot duties from my lollzy NSFW side-project....
#10761
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 12:32
And I come bearing screenies also. Trying a different Zev mod(Duncan's hair etc), as well as a Sten too.
I admit it, I giggled<3

Have to share this, because I have never got the Orge Death Blow in the Fade, and neither a shot of the kill done so well!

I never got this line with him before, and I couldn't stop blushing:wub:
#10762
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 12:33
#10763
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 12:41
Nonvita wrote...
Cuddlezarro wrote...
to those who want to know what the Architect in the calling is described asIt was an emissary, a darkspawn who might have been mistaken for a human were it not for its corrupted flesh and wide, fishlike eyes. It had no hair, and its lips were peeled back from its sharp fangs to reveal a permanent, hideous grin. Instead of the usual assortment of decayed leathers and pieces of armor that the darkspawn wore, however, this one had a simple, soot- covered brown robe. It carried a gnarled black staff in one hand and the glowstone in the other
Psh, that sounds exactly like
Wait, what, no it doesn't!
Wouh... Sexy.
But seriously, if that's what you could end up looking like as the taint corrupts you... well then... Zevran won't have to loose his lover in 30 years after all. LOL
#10764
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 12:43
ejoslin wrote...
Have fun, Charsen! And Triplight, of COURSE you're not hallucinating. Zevran makes his appreciation for the warden known
I am dying here, my second run romancing him and he still manages to surprise me quite pleasantly. Now if only this new character would load into my profile:pinched:. Already Lvl 10 and I have no entry for her on my game page, yet I am logged in.
#10765
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 12:44
EccentricSage wrote...
Nonvita wrote...
Cuddlezarro wrote...
to those who want to know what the Architect in the calling is described asIt was an emissary, a darkspawn who might have been mistaken for a human were it not for its corrupted flesh and wide, fishlike eyes. It had no hair, and its lips were peeled back from its sharp fangs to reveal a permanent, hideous grin. Instead of the usual assortment of decayed leathers and pieces of armor that the darkspawn wore, however, this one had a simple, soot- covered brown robe. It carried a gnarled black staff in one hand and the glowstone in the other
Psh, that sounds exactly like
Wait, what, no it doesn't!
Wouh... Sexy.It's like they went all JRPG on our asses... Though... mmmmm... hard for me to complain.
Though I do think they could have made hima little creepier... have the corners of his lips torn back a bit, giving him a wide snake like mouth, sharp non-human teach slightly exposed.
But seriously, if that's what you could end up looking like as the taint corrupts you... well then... Zevran won't have to loose his lover in 30 years after all. LOL
Hint: The mask is hiding something:whistle:
#10766
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 12:46
take Cailens helm make the frontplate Silver with nifty gold runes on it and change the plume from purple to white/grey it actually looks better than the original so Im not complaining
#10767
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 12:48
Nice screenies! Zevran doesn't look bad at alllll with that roguish ponytail. XD (Nice killshot!TripLight wrote...
Woohoo! Tell me someone else noticed this. I just brought my auburn-haired CE DW warrior to Haven with the grouping of Alistair, Zevran, and Morrigan(respecced her for healing because I am sick of using Wynne). Loved the three way banter these guys have in the guard cutscenes and the bloody altar too. Alright, to my original point, I was buttering up Zev a bit more before I gave him his boots, so I had all people facing the screen towards me. Then I notice Zevran looking at my PC's back, moving his gave up and down with a very obvious "I want to tap that" look. Is it just me hallucinating or did anyone else notice this?
And I come bearing screenies also. Trying a different Zev mod(Duncan's hair etc), as well as a Sten too.
As for the window-shopping glance, ROFL, I don't think I've ever noticed that, but then, my two Zev romances so far have been male... wonder if he does that to them, too. XD That is awesome.
#10768
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 12:52
#10769
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 12:53
ejoslin wrote...
Totally off topic. My parents came over today and the talk turned to politics (they are the last of the dying liberals). ANYWAY, they started talking about the Teabaggers. My 12 year old son walked in, and my mom asked him, "Have you heard of the group that Sarah Palin is supporting? The ultra conservative group? The Teabaggers?" and he stopped cold. After a few seconds, he started laughing SO hard. Then he said something like, "I don't believe you," and left again.
I had to explain to my parents the OTHER meaning of teabagging. My dad is close to 80. I'm STILL laughing over this.
XD *dying* Oh that is great! XD
This is why this thread is awsome. Best OT posts ever out of anywhere. Period.

And liberals are a dying race?
#10770
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 12:57
And liberals are a dying race? /images/forum/emoticons/andy.png Where do you live?
where I live its conservative heaven actually
also who wants some NSFW Xander shinanigans!
#10771
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 01:05
...Okay tonight must be the night for getting truly great screenshots...because this one here was completely by accident, and I actually knelt down to feel the floor to see if hell had indeed froze over...I knew Alistair and Morrigan were hiding something, and they did it right as Zev turned to kill a cultist flanking me!
#10772
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 01:06
Hey! *Alistair fangirl kicks the thread* He is a virgin, you know. A young one, and he's had his eye on the PC for a long time. So you can't exactly expect epic proportions on the first go.Cuddlezarro wrote...
I find it hilarious just how short Alistairs scene is
which is rather amusing since Grey Wardens are suppossed to have amazing stamina in bed (Morrigan says so when you sleep with her that it seems the tales where true, and the mage that shags duncan in the calling also comments on it)
But I do agree that the demon-eyes for the PC in that scene are weird. Other than that, though, I like the Alistair scene. He's smiling in a lot of it, and the watching the PC sleep is sweet.
I know this is a lost cause in a Zevran crowd, however.
#10773
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 01:10
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#10774
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 01:10
Cuddlezarro wrote...
And liberals are a dying race? /images/forum/emoticons/andy.png Where do you live?
where I live its conservative heaven actually
also who wants some NSFW Xander shinanigans!
Their breed of liberal I think is -- the 1960s, elitist-type liberals. Liberals themselves? I think the definitions for the terms are changing. While our country is getting more conservative, there are things that are now discussed that would have been unthinkable even 20 years ago.
And CZ, who DOESN'T? Xander is such a porn star!
Edit: And I didn't type THIS! ES, this thread is the best!
Modifié par ejoslin, 22 mars 2010 - 01:11 .
#10775
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 01:14




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