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[ejoslin]

soignee wrote...

EJ, have you read my Satinalia fic yet? It has dwarf porn. So does the link in my sig. ALL DORFS, ALL THE TIME.

I edited my post!  But too late.  And I haven't. I didn't even notice the link.  Gah, I'm terrible about reading people's stuff.  I will have to read yours!

Edit: I guess this screenie is approrpiate 

Modifié par ejoslin, 08 avril 2010 - 03:11 .

[TheLiterator]

soignee wrote...

TheLiterator wrote...

No.

I leave the dwarfporn to whatever-her-name-is-on-here. With the Missa/Zevran stuff. Her.

I'd get all distracted by the bg stories and stuff and never get to the porn.

I mean, I do that ANYWAY, but... even more so.

Whooooooooooooo me?
*looks innocent*

Yes, you. Your name is unspellable, wench.

[Charsen]

ejoslin wrote...
Does that mean we're getting dwarf porn? (hopeful)

once i'm done with the kisses, i'm intending to go back to my usual dirty scenes probably....
nothing with flemeth.
or wynne.

[soignee]

Herr Uhl wrote...

soignee wrote...

EJ, have you read my Satinalia fic yet? It has dwarf porn. So does the link in my sig. ALL DORFS, ALL THE TIME.

Is there gay male dwarf sex?

...no. I should get around to writing some, shouldn't I? Maybe my Dude Brosca can get him some rough neck dusters to find. Ooooor Gorim/Lord Aeducan!

Oh my mind, why do you wander in weird places in the wee hours of the morning?

[TheLiterator]

Herr Uhl wrote...

soignee wrote...

EJ, have you read my Satinalia fic yet? It has dwarf porn. So does the link in my sig. ALL DORFS, ALL THE TIME.

Is there gay male dwarf sex?

No, no. Not much slash in this fandom, sadly. And Sh-of-the-unspellable-name writes HET.

[TheLiterator]

soignee wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

soignee wrote...

EJ, have you read my Satinalia fic yet? It has dwarf porn. So does the link in my sig. ALL DORFS, ALL THE TIME.

Is there gay male dwarf sex?

...no. I should get around to writing some, shouldn't I? Maybe my Dude Brosca can get him some rough neck dusters to find. Ooooor Gorim/Lord Aeducan!

Oh my mind, why do you wander in weird places in the wee hours of the morning?

DOOOO EEEETTT!

[Cuddlezarro]

Herr Uhl wrote...

*ponders dwarf sex in pearl mod*

Make it so!

ask and you shall receive

[soignee]

If you can't spellllll it, I've love to see you try and say it out loud...



And I'll have you know Missa has gotten laid by a noble hunter in fic too! She likes the ladies as well.

[ejoslin]

Charsen wrote...

ejoslin wrote...
Does that mean we're getting dwarf porn? (hopeful)

once i'm done with the kisses, i'm intending to go back to my usual dirty scenes probably....
nothing with flemeth.
or wynne.

YAY! To all three!  

[ejoslin]

Hahahahahaha. OMG. By the ancestors... this is a wonderful gift!

[Cuddlezarro]

ejoslin wrote...

Hahahahahaha. OMG. By the ancestors... this is a wonderful gift!

well it better be my casteless is banging xander for christ sakes


ps did you look at xander showing his pride pics i posted?

Modifié par Cuddlezarro, 08 avril 2010 - 03:16 .

[TheLiterator]

soignee wrote...

If you can't spellllll it, I've love to see you try and say it out loud...

And I'll have you know Missa has gotten laid by a noble hunter in fic too! She likes the ladies as well.

Dude, it's FRENCH looking. I'd hardly sully my mouth so.

Now, Herr Uhl has a nice GERMAN looking name. That one I can say aloud ALL NIGHT.

[soignee]

lolllllllllllllll



ilu you guis, that's some hardcore dwarf porn. If I post that on my LJ comm everyone will be all "uh so this is Pornzammar then? OK. *leaves comm*"

[Nonvita]

ejoslin wrote...

Hahahahahaha. OMG. By the ancestors... this is a wonderful gift!

I'm so glad nobody walks in on me while I'm looking at stuff like that. It would be made worse by what I happen to be drawing right now. I can only imagine what people would think of me. 

[Cuddlezarro]

soignee wrote...

lolllllllllllllll

ilu you guis, that's some hardcore dwarf porn. If I post that on my LJ comm everyone will be all "uh so this is Pornzammar then? OK. *leaves comm*"

you know you find my brosca to be a sturdy beast ;D

[soignee]

hmm, Broscas.

I got a thing for dusters, what can I say?

*does duster fistbump*

[Charsen]

Cuddlezarro wrote...

soignee wrote...

lolllllllllllllll

ilu you guis, that's some hardcore dwarf porn. If I post that on my LJ comm everyone will be all "uh so this is Pornzammar then? OK. *leaves comm*"

you know you find my brosca to be a sturdy beast ;D

best of the vein, to be sure  

[Cuddlezarro]

Charsen wrote...

Cuddlezarro wrote...

soignee wrote...

lolllllllllllllll

ilu you guis, that's some hardcore dwarf porn. If I post that on my LJ comm everyone will be all "uh so this is Pornzammar then? OK. *leaves comm*"

you know you find my brosca to be a sturdy beast ;D

best of the vein, to be sure  

:wub:

[Aroihkin]

Now where did I leave the popcorn...

[soignee]

TheLiterator wrote...


Dude, it's FRENCH looking. I'd hardly sully my mouth so.

Now, Herr Uhl has a nice GERMAN looking name. That one I can say aloud ALL NIGHT.

IT'S ORLESIAN FOR 'CASUALLY STYLISH' YOU FERELDEN BASTARD, SOMETHING YOU SACK WEARING, MUD COVERED DOGS WOULD KNOW NOTHING OF!

*eats a macaron and glares*

Modifié par soignee, 08 avril 2010 - 03:26 .

[TripLight]

NSFW.....Threesome http://payroo.devian...dwich-155565792
:innocent:

[ejoslin]

Cuddlezarro wrote...

ejoslin wrote...

Hahahahahaha. OMG. By the ancestors... this is a wonderful gift!

well it better be my casteless is banging xander for christ sakes


ps did you look at xander showing his pride pics i posted?

No, I didn't.  I don't dare open your stuff while my kids are awake. :innocent:

[Cuddlezarro]

ejoslin wrote...

Cuddlezarro wrote...

ejoslin wrote...

Hahahahahaha. OMG. By the ancestors... this is a wonderful gift!

well it better be my casteless is banging xander for christ sakes


ps did you look at xander showing his pride pics i posted?

No, I didn't.  I don't dare open your stuff while my kids are awake. :innocent:

smart girl

[Charsen]

Aroihkin wrote...

Now where did I leave the popcorn...

[ejoslin]

TripLight wrote...

NSFW.....Threesome http://payroo.devian...dwich-155565792
:innocent:

Hmmmmmm.  Alistair looks WAY out of his league there.