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[TheComfyCat]

Sabriana wrote...

TheLiterator wrote...

Are you talking about Mark Reads Twilight? Because I have that open in a tab here:

http://markreadstwil...ournal/4457091/

It was a total rip-it-to-pieces by a girl from Utah, or wherever the Americans have the Mormons. It was on LiveJournal. It was also a hoot.

You're referring to stoney321's hilarious review

Oops, top of the page! Uh...

Modifié par senorfuzzylips, 09 avril 2010 - 07:02 .

[Tellervo]

Charsen wrote...

Aaand i've been up for a good 2.5 hrs now... someone post some zev thighs or ass or abs or something please.. *stuck in office hours*
wonder if i can get the toolset working on this POS comp...

I'll do you one better, have some Zev/vague Dalish Warden action:




Not NSFW, right?  I mean, it's pretty obvious what's going on, but nothing's showing...

And I want you guys to know, this is the first time I've watched this particular scene.  Way better than the HM one.  Leaps and bounds.  I don't get it.  Also, elves have better/more hilarious O faces.

Modifié par Tellervo, 09 avril 2010 - 06:57 .

[SurrealSadi]

TheLiterator wrote...

Sabriana wrote...

TheLiterator wrote...

Are you talking about Mark Reads Twilight? Because I have that open in a tab here:

http://markreadstwil...ournal/4457091/

It was a total rip-it-to-pieces by a girl from Utah, or wherever the Americans have the Mormons. It was on LiveJournal. It was also a hoot.

Mormons live in Idaho too. And you know, the rest of the country.

Also, I actually like the series, so beyond that link, the only other thing I have is cleolinda's twilight page here: http://cleoland.pbwo...scussionentries

It links to her livejournal, and I find the entries humorous, but... I'm pretty sure she just lols, not rips them to shreds.

MY LJ-FU HAS FAILED!!! **beats chest**

Wasn't the "reviewer" named stoney123?

Edit: ACK!! 'd by Senor!

Modifié par SurrealSadi, 09 avril 2010 - 06:55 .

[Inzhuna]

About Twilight, did you read the crossover fic with Dragon Age? It is hilarious and also contributes to ripping Twi****e, oops, I meant Twilight, to shreds.

[TheLiterator]

Inzhuna wrote...

About Twilight, did you read the crossover fic with Dragon Age? It is hilarious and also contributes to ripping Twi****e, oops, I meant Twilight, to shreds.

You mean Twiblight, of course.

Can't stand the woman behind the series, but it's pretty lolarious.

[ejoslin]

Ok, I need to spend less time in the Morrigan thread and more time here! Morrigan = work, Zevran = fun!

[Nonvita]

*Pop!*
Did someone request some Sparkledammerung?!

Grrrr Senor, how could you steal my own link from me!?


All right, here's what I can think to say:

1. Tongues. Yes please. Tongues and more of those things tongues do. Especially the things you're making tongues do, Charsen. (I could probably even make my bf a Zevran fan with stuff like that. XD )

2. Wynne. Just no.

3. Bugs- yeah it's buggy, but I kind of enjoy having a big modding community that works together for the greater good of things. I think everyone's right about the console stuff, though. Considering I've never been a console gamer it's especially annoying. I also enjoyed one person's argument that DA:O should be just as bug-free as Square Enix games despite the fact it's made for PC (with hundreds of different configurations) firstly, whereas SE games are *only* made for PS...

4. Nice drawings, Minaleth. =) Very soft and flowy and dreamy, and you draw Zev's face really nicely. <3

5. Yay Zev sex scene shots!

Modifié par Nonvita, 09 avril 2010 - 07:03 .

[sami jo]

@Charsen: Awww...good distractions are good! *offers the distraction cookies* Good karma for all of that wonderful romantic goodness. Have fun with office hours!

[Charsen]

Lol, you guys are great. Love the zev pics. I guess i will have to repay you all with sappy romantic kisses? =)



yes Sami, ohh so much fun here! i have already broken the wall clock, and managed to knock my office mate's cactus out the window. *should just sit still and wait til it's over*

[Sabriana]

Well, TheLiterator, I actually don't know that. When I read somewhere that a certain state is a hotbed of Mormons, I'll have to take that someone's word for it. I've only been over there once. Admittedly, it was for a 6 month stretch, but I've never got further west than WV.



Nonvita is psychic. HALP. We were just talking about you, and here you are. Sparkledämmerung? Fantastic.

Hi Sami Jo. Did you get some sleep, finally?

[TheComfyCat]

Nonvita wrote...

*Pop!*
Did someone request some Sparkledammerung?!


Will probably edit this to add more... *just woke up and needs to catch up*

Grrrr Senor, how could you steal my own link from me!?

lol... gotta spread the (hilarious) Twilight hate, right?

[SurrealSadi]

Charsen wrote...

Lol, you guys are great. Love the zev pics. I guess i will have to repay you all with sappy romantic kisses? =)

yes Sami, ohh so much fun here! i have already broken the wall clock, and managed to knock my office mate's cactus out the window. *should just sit still and wait til it's over*

Nice.. Yer office-mate must love you.

[Sannox]

Charsen wrote...
yeah Aroihkin i dunno if you were here before when i posted them... but... i found out that there wasn't really a tongue when i was working on a certain NSFW pose with zevran.... need to redo that whole scene, but yeah. trust me, i looked for anything i could use for a tongue, and the closest game model i could find was a pod off the broodmother. and... DO NOT WANT

I still haven't caught up, but this is one of the funniest things I've read in a while.  

And then I started thinking of some poor innocent coming to thread looking for something romantic about Zevran, reading that and thinking - WHAT?!  And that was even funnier.

[Sabriana]

Charsen, that HF kiss is super-awesome. I have no idea how often I watched it to date. Have some more non-toxic, sisterly squee.

Just tell your colleague that the cactus was suicidal. You tried, but it jumped anyway.

[Nonvita]

Charsen wrote...

yes Sami, ohh so much fun here! i have already broken the wall clock, and managed to knock my office mate's cactus out the window. *should just sit still and wait til it's over*

Yesterday I spilled both my oatmeal and lasagna, and thought I broke my work computer again twice (after getting a virus that completely broke it on Friday) and called in the IT guy both times to find out they were false alarms and I'm a dummy. (My manager will probably never let me live this down.)

I guess the 'clumsiness' is spreading.

[sami jo]

Charsen wrote...

Lol, you guys are great. Love the zev pics. I guess i will have to repay you all with sappy romantic kisses? =)

yes Sami, ohh so much fun here! i have already broken the wall clock, and managed to knock my office mate's cactus out the window. *should just sit still and wait til it's over*

Hmmmm  *ponders flying cacti*  You should really direct the cactus flight towards someone who deserves it if you are going to sacrifice it.

"should just sit still and wait til it's over"
This is the advice we should give to Wynne the next time Oghren comes her way...

Yes, I am still sleep deprived.

[Sabriana]

senorfuzzylips wrote...

Nonvita wrote...

*Pop!*
Did someone request some Sparkledammerung?!


Will probably edit this to add more... *just woke up and needs to catch up*

Grrrr Senor, how could you steal my own link from me!?

lol... gotta spread the (hilarious) Twilight hate, right?

I'd say. I've never read the books, saw the movies, know very little about the Mormons, and cracked up into multiple pieces anyway. Best critique I've ever read.

[TheLiterator]

Sabriana wrote...

Well, TheLiterator, I actually don't know that. When I read somewhere that a certain state is a hotbed of Mormons, I'll have to take that someone's word for it. I've only been over there once. Admittedly, it was for a 6 month stretch, but I've never got further west than WV.

Nonvita is psychic. HALP. We were just talking about you, and here you are. Sparkledämmerung? Fantastic.
Hi Sami Jo. Did you get some sleep, finally?

I meant Idaho in addition to Utah. And potentially Arizona, but... I'm not so sure on that.

But my cousin's ex-Mormon wife and her whole thousands of relatives come from Idaho, and I know that on any maps that show religious demographics will have the LDS blob all the way up into Idaho.

(And the Catholic blob that is Boston usually includes Long Island. IDK, world, what is UP with you?)

[Cuddlezarro]

afternoon folks~ and do i spy some twilight bashing!? *goes through my LOLTWILIGHT folder*

[SurrealSadi]

*wavies to Cuddle* Afternoon!

[Sabriana]

LSD blob? Rofl.

Religion ist Opium für das Volk? (Religion is opium for the masses. Marx, K)

[TheLiterator]

Did I typo that? Oops. **does not actually care**

Und Marx, K. war ein Kapitalist. Er hat sein Buch geschreiben fur die Marks.

lol fail german is fail.

Modifié par TheLiterator, 09 avril 2010 - 07:18 .

[Sabriana]

Hello CZ. I've not seen you in a while. Usually you are still up when I wake up. Everything ok?

I've missed you. I've not spat coffee all over my table in the longest time. I think my table suffers from caffeine withdrawal

[ejoslin]

Hey CZ! Good morning. Twilight makes me gloss over. never read, never saw movies, only heard of it because of forums like this one, and still am not interested!



I don't think I'm missing much.

[SurrealSadi]

....My brother told me about this: