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What's the (Romantic) Appeal of Zevran?


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TripLight

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Cuddlezarro wrote...

TripLight wrote...

Cuddlezarro wrote...

you want an amazingly awesome fanfic here read this

http://www.fanfictio...oblemans_Choice


You know I read the first chapter of that on another fan fic site, and laughed so hard I nearly peed myself. A big burly bear of a man acting like a 14 year old girl, inside and out. Lulz all around:lol:.


you should read the first part of the second chapter lulz


I skipped the Howe Bryce scene to see if it got worse...Horace talking to Duncan. Oh I died, the author is trying to be funny and witty, but it makes her character come off like he is actually schizo and switching between the personalities of a little fan girl and a very naive soldier.

Edit: Argh again, I show the two faces of Zev mods I have used!

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Modifié par TripLight, 12 avril 2010 - 10:21 .


#18227
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Herr Uhl wrote...

One question, what kind of kid knows the sound that their father makes when pleasuring himself unless they live in a house with walls made of cardboard?

Suggested incest?


What would a fanfic be without some good old-fashioned incest? :huh:

#18228
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Well, I was eating.

#18229
Cuddlezarro

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Nonvita wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

One question, what kind of kid knows the sound that their father makes when pleasuring himself unless they live in a house with walls made of cardboard?

Suggested incest?


What would a fanfic be without some good old-fashioned incest? :huh:


I saw a Baldurs gate 2 fanfic where the main character get simpregnated by her newly risen from the dead evil half brother

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TripLight wrote...

Cuddlezarro wrote...

TripLight wrote...

Cuddlezarro wrote...

you want an amazingly awesome fanfic here read this

http://www.fanfictio...oblemans_Choice


You know I read the first chapter of that on another fan fic site, and laughed so hard I nearly peed myself. A big burly bear of a man acting like a 14 year old girl, inside and out. Lulz all around:lol:.


you should read the first part of the second chapter lulz


I skipped the Howe Bryce scene to see if it got worse...Horace talking to Duncan. Oh I died, the author is trying to be funny and witty, but it makes her character come off like he is actually schizo and switching between the personalities of a little fan girl and a very naive soldier.


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CZ you're a bastard to inflict Horace Cousland on the masses, you know.
HE DID NOT KNOW HIS FATHER WAS A LOVER OF MEN is actually something I'll say in passing conversation to my friends now because of *that* fic. The poor buggers who've read it usually start giggling.

Modifié par soignee, 12 avril 2010 - 10:23 .


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Cuddlezarro wrote...

Nonvita wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

One question, what kind of kid knows the sound that their father makes when pleasuring himself unless they live in a house with walls made of cardboard?

Suggested incest?


What would a fanfic be without some good old-fashioned incest? :huh:


I saw a Baldurs gate 2 fanfic where the main character get simpregnated by her newly risen from the dead evil half brother

:blink::blink::sick:

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UpiH wrote...

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Aww, u b willing to share the shiny ones?

How dear of ya, mebbe I could live with that.


The mental image of passing attractive people around the group like dishes at a dinner table has me snickering wildly.  "Hmmm, I think I'll have Zev thighs with a side of Claudia Black and a topping of Eliza Dushku today.  No, I'll pass on Greg Marsters for now.  Perhaps I'll have him tomorrow..."


But, but... essentially, isn't that what it's all about?


I'm not objecting, just giggling at the mental image.  i would say that my husband would disagree with me, but I doubt he'd complain if I appeared with Claudia Black and Eliza Dushku in tow (or Greg Marsters, or...) :P

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soignee wrote...

CZ you're a bastard to inflict Horace Cousland on the masses, you know.
HE DID NOT KNOW HIS FATHER WAS A LOVER OF MEN is actually something I'll say in passing conversation to my friends now because of *that* fic. The poor buggers who've read it usually start giggling.


I would have *never* have guessed I was an evil bastard lol


hell me and my friends wrote a hilariously bad sex fanfic on a horrid warhammer fanfic called ris eof the tau and spammed it everywhere

Modifié par Cuddlezarro, 12 avril 2010 - 10:25 .


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soignee wrote...

CZ you're a bastard to inflict Horace Cousland on the masses, you know.
HE DID NOT KNOW HIS FATHER WAS A LOVER OF MEN is actually something I'll say in passing conversation to my friends now because of *that* fic. The poor buggers who've read it usually start giggling.


they only repeat that line like 10 times! seriously it's like a catch phrase. 

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I am still convinced it's a troll.

At least, I hope it is.

...It isn't, is it? Oh god :( WHYYYYYYYYYY

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Aroihkin wrote...

sami jo wrote...

UpiH wrote...

Aww, u b willing to share the shiny ones?

How dear of ya, mebbe I could live with that.


The mental image of passing attractive people around the group like dishes at a dinner table has me snickering wildly.  "Hmmm, I think I'll have Zev thighs with a side of Claudia Black and a topping of Eliza Dushku today.  No, I'll pass on Greg Marsters for now.  Perhaps I'll have him tomorrow..."


Just wanted to let you know that's a disturbing mental image. Where did the rest go? :?:unsure::crying:


The rest of him is draped over someone else's plate (still attached of course).  I mean, we are sharing him after all.  I'll focus on another body part tomorrow along with a non-sparkly vampire. :devil:

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Cuddlezarro wrote...

soignee wrote...

CZ you're a bastard to inflict Horace Cousland on the masses, you know.
HE DID NOT KNOW HIS FATHER WAS A LOVER OF MEN is actually something I'll say in passing conversation to my friends now because of *that* fic. The poor buggers who've read it usually start giggling.


I would have *never* have guessed I was an evil bastard lol


hell me and my friends wrote a hilariously bad sex fanfic on a horrid warhammer fanfic called ris eof the tau and spammed it everywhere


*is still trying to find the MSTK of the worst fic ever written*

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to those curious heres the sexfix me and my friends wrote tot roll that horrid fanfiction



http://www.fanfictio.../Into_the_Chasm

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they have golden girls sex fanfic at that site.

i really can't be a part of that

i'm allergic

#18241
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soignee wrote...

I am still convinced it's a troll.
At least, I hope it is.
...It isn't, is it? Oh god :( WHYYYYYYYYYY


I found that fic at the DragonSlash.com Archive..I didn't even know it was on FF.net. Yea, I don't think its a troll:pinched:.

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Charsen wrote...

they have golden girls sex fanfic at that site.
i really can't be a part of that
i'm allergic


wat

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Aroihkin

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sami jo wrote...

Aroihkin wrote...

sami jo wrote...

UpiH wrote...

Aww, u b willing to share the shiny ones?

How dear of ya, mebbe I could live with that.


The mental image of passing attractive people around the group like dishes at a dinner table has me snickering wildly.  "Hmmm, I think I'll have Zev thighs with a side of Claudia Black and a topping of Eliza Dushku today.  No, I'll pass on Greg Marsters for now.  Perhaps I'll have him tomorrow..."


Just wanted to let you know that's a disturbing mental image. Where did the rest go? :?:unsure::crying:


The rest of him is draped over someone else's plate (still attached of course).  I mean, we are sharing him after all.  I'll focus on another body part tomorrow along with a non-sparkly vampire. :devil:


Oh. Carry on, then! Image IPB

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Cuddlezarro

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soignee wrote...

Charsen wrote...

they have golden girls sex fanfic at that site.
i really can't be a part of that
i'm allergic


wat


hes not joking he linked me to them a while back

#18245
Aroihkin

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This is the internet, I doubt nothing.

#18246
TripLight

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*Needs a good robe mod for a SH/BM, so she can kill Wynne*



Any recommendations?




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soignee

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Cuddlezarro wrote...

soignee wrote...

Charsen wrote...

they have golden girls sex fanfic at that site.
i really can't be a part of that
i'm allergic


wat


hes not joking he linked me to them a while back


╮(⊙‸°)╭
wryyyy WHHHHHHHY INTERNETS whhhhhhhhhhhhhhy

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sami jo

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Charsen wrote...

they have golden girls sex fanfic at that site.
i really can't be a part of that
i'm allergic

:blink::sick::sick::sick:

My only hope is that the fic was written as a drunken gag.

#18249
Aroihkin

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soignee wrote...

Cuddlezarro wrote...

soignee wrote...

Charsen wrote...

they have golden girls sex fanfic at that site.
i really can't be a part of that
i'm allergic


wat


hes not joking he linked me to them a while back


╮(⊙‸°)╭
wryyyy WHHHHHHHY INTERNETS whhhhhhhhhhhhhhy




Answer: Rule 34. :lol:

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soignee wrote...

Cuddlezarro wrote...

soignee wrote...

Charsen wrote...

they have golden girls sex fanfic at that site.
i really can't be a part of that
i'm allergic


wat


hes not joking he linked me to them a while back


╮(⊙‸°)╭
wryyyy WHHHHHHHY INTERNETS whhhhhhhhhhhhhhy


Because they can?