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Aroihkin

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UpiH wrote...

sami jo wrote...

I never do this, but there is serious snickerage to be had here. :D


Holy crap. This is hilarious for real...
PC:
Hey that place looks abandoned. OH LOOK FIRE. THAT MIGHT HELP.
Alistair:
Someone is in the closet. And it isn’t me. :D
PC:
Hey come out.

I'm borderline hysterical.


Reading it now, too. I can't even pick a part to quote. XDDDD

Edit: Top of the page, d'oh!

Image IPB

It's always time for random Wynne harassment!

Modifié par Aroihkin, 13 avril 2010 - 05:53 .


#18352
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Harassment? Isn't that more like intimidating? Or an outstretced proposal...

Modifié par UpiH, 13 avril 2010 - 06:23 .


#18353
Aroihkin

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Oh man, I wish we could intimidate Wynne. XD

Modifié par Aroihkin, 13 avril 2010 - 06:27 .


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Hi. Just sticking my nose in for a sec. I've much to read, I see.

I've no clue what the 'intimidating Wynne' is all about, but I agree with Aro.

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Well, just my twisted and demented sense of humour. See that outstretched, proturuding object between Zev's legs. Must be just me, sowwy. Sometimes a sword is just a sword.

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Nonvita

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Hi Sabriana. =) I feel like we never see each other anymore. It makes me sad. =(

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TripLight wrote...

I found a fic bordering crack at, yes I know I am weak-willed, FF.net.

It's Loghain and FemCousland, not romance, and it is deliciously odd. Here


Imma Finn, an uncivilized one at that, so (polar) beer with me, but that lingo there strikes me as... uneven. In one sentence there's highbrow phrases only to be followed by lowbrow.

In this one http://social.biowar...index/1876161/1 it worked, but in a more narrative story it did not. It's kinda like a pastor giving a sermon on the mountain and then suddenly having a stike of Tourette's syndrome. Ken Follett's books suffer from the same symptoms. Not that I'd regard his works as particulary highbrow.

Like this one:

"A fine childhood indeed!" she snarled. "Shunted off to the stables to sleep on straw! He jokes about being raised by dogs, but there's many a true word spoken in jest! Given the boot at the age of ten when Eamon married that **** Isolde. Told from his earliest years that he was nothing and nobody and must never, ever, do anything to call attention to himself.

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Aroihkin

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*sighs and goes back to repairing Requiem for the Dream's ffnet copy*

Speaking of the pit, since we did off and on all day... the fanfic I've always thought of as my baby, in the Skies of Arcadia fandom... apparently sometime in the last four years since the last time I revamped the damn thing, ffnet decided that simple dash scene dividers (the exact same kind I use in IO) needed to be cut out. No word of this, of course, I only discovered it the other day when I went to look up a scene in it.

RftD with no scene dividers and gods know what other formatting removed is incoherent in places. Some chapters jump scenes a lot.

I am most displeased. <_< This would be why I stopped giving them money in 2002/2003 when the formatting FUBARs began en masse. I guess it's good to know some things never change.

The best part? I've been pointing people in the direction of that story lately, for another alternate, 2004 version of Alley. Not knowing, of course, that it had been skull@#$%ed while I wasn't looking. Thanks, ffnet! Nothing like unknowingly pointing people to a story that -- while already older writing -- was reduced to something I wouldn't hang on my damn fridge. Thankfully, the copy on my personal site is -- of course -- fine, so I'm just copying it back over. Chapter by painstaking chapter.

...I say it all the damn time, but if it wasn't for the readership on that site...

Modifié par Aroihkin, 13 avril 2010 - 09:04 .


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Why are you making me read Golden Girls fanfic?



That 'Maybe Not So Annoying Anyway' is hysterical. Even the title is funny (what does it mean?). I liked the three different spellings of 'Blanche', none of them the right one. (My favourite was 'Balance'). I also liked some of the new words like refiester/refesiter, lesbison and vibe rater (a measuring instrument for rating vibes?). But the very best are the 'termite's orgasms'. Is it just me, or don't they sound as good as the normal sort?

But I think that's probably enough Golden Girls fanfic for me.

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I'm not sure this thread even qualifies as a Zevran thread anymore. Are people even talking about this game, or am I missing something here? I must be having a Leiliana moment - lost and confused.



*** crawls back into a hole to hibernate ****

#18361
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@SurrealSadi - I am very sorry to hear that, I hope it turns out to be nothing. Went through it with my dad last year (cancer of the bladder) and his dad 2 years before that (no idea as my grandad didn't tell anyone until the chemo started because he didn't want us to worry...:pinched:) and their both fine now. If you feel the need to vent do so, it helps trust me.



In some GW related news...

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*eye twiches*

Only i didn't see a way to contact account support...just support.

*eye twiches again*


*edit* because I can spell...
*edit 2*

Elps wrote...

I'm not sure this thread even qualifies as a
Zevran thread anymore. Are people even talking about this game, or am I
missing something here? I must be having a Leiliana moment - lost and
confused.

*** crawls back into a hole to hibernate ****


Of course it does, this is just one of our (many) odd off topic discussions. :whistle:

Modifié par MorGothic, 13 avril 2010 - 09:38 .


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Sometimes it does :)

E.g my dwarf Warden had a nice date with Zevran in Brecilian forest yesterday - the comment about dark hole always makes me laugh :D Also the "let me do that" attitude is especially squee in this particular situation. Btw, is there any point in not killing the Hermit? The quest entry says that some info died with him.

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Minaleth wrote...

Sometimes it does :)
E.g my dwarf Warden had a nice date with Zevran in Brecilian forest yesterday - the comment about dark hole always makes me laugh :D Also the "let me do that" attitude is especially squee in this particular situation. Btw, is there any point in not killing the Hermit? The quest entry says that some info died with him.


Providing you trade for everything, there isn't.

If I remember right he has the Acorn, Ancient Elven Helm, Codex entery of The Dawn and Dusk rings and the golden ring (+1 con) in the stump

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MorGothic wrote...
Providing you trade for everything, there isn't.

If I remember right he has the Acorn, Ancient Elven Helm, Codex entery of The Dawn and Dusk rings and the golden ring (+1 con) in the stump

Right, so he stays dead. The stump encounter is too funny to miss out.

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MorGothic wrote...

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Regards


*eye twiches*

Only i didn't see a way to contact account support...just support.

*eye twiches again*


I got the same message, IIRC. They're basically transferring you. XD

Elps wrote...

I'm not sure this thread even qualifies as a

Zevran thread anymore. Are people even talking about this game, or am I

missing something here? I must be having a Leiliana moment - lost and
confused.

***
crawls back into a hole to hibernate ****


Sure, only one page back I was drawing comparisons between Zevran and Doc Holliday, and a page or two before then we were talking about oubliettes and how he was locked in one. Fanfic discussion involving Zev is pretty on topic too, I think. ;)

We've had way more off-topic days even since I jumped in. XD

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Minaleth wrote...

Sometimes it does :)
E.g my dwarf Warden had a nice date with Zevran in Brecilian forest yesterday - the comment about dark hole always makes me laugh :D Also the "let me do that" attitude is especially squee in this particular situation. Btw, is there any point in not killing the Hermit? The quest entry says that some info died with him.


Hahaha, I effing love that hermit. Do I? Why yes, I think I do!

(But I still end up killing him. WIth Zev in the party, yes. Via tree-stump. How could I miss out on that?:D)

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Yeah, the Hermit is effin awesome (noticed his background music?) but the epic stump scene seals his death anyway :) I also love the rhyming tree. Actually the forest could have been nice place to camp around for a while provided we get rid of werewolves. It only miss some nice quite place with crystal clear pond, waterlilies, soft grass and sun through the leaves canopy ... you know for a picnic with anitvan assassins... and stuff. Bioware needs bigger budget next time to add some out-of-camp fluff.

Modifié par Minaleth, 13 avril 2010 - 10:08 .


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MorGothic

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Aroihkin wrote...

MorGothic wrote...

Hello ,

In order to better assist you with this account-related issue, I will transfer this question to our Account Support Department. An Account Support team member will be in contact with you as soon as possible.

Regards


*eye twiches*

Only i didn't see a way to contact account support...just support.

*eye twiches again*


I got the same message, IIRC. They're basically transferring you. XD


Yeah I know, it's just I saw the email form them and got excited that I was getting my account back, then I got that and I was a a sad panda.

DANexus is still down...I was going to add shields/bows with rune slots as optional files.

Shield because there aren't any good non unqiue shields (and only a few of those which wouldn't get Slots).

Bows (all types) is the same.

Plus more customisation is a good thing, if only they would update the database, I would think about balancing the Awakening skills for Origins.

*Edit*

After I met the Grand Oak for the first time I decided that I could never bring myself to kill it.

Modifié par MorGothic, 13 avril 2010 - 10:26 .


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Minaleth wrote...

Yeah, the Hermit is effin awesome (noticed his background music?) but the epic stump scene seals his death anyway :) I also love the rhyming tree. Actually the forest could have been nice place to camp around for a while provided we get rid of werewolves. It only miss some nice quite place with crystal clear pond, waterlilies, soft grass and sun through the leaves canopy ... you know for a picnic with anitvan assassins... and stuff. Bioware needs bigger budget next time to add some out-of-camp fluff.


Lol, well there's that lovely campsite over there... :P

Speaking of, one time my entire party survived the spell or whatever, half-dead, and I had to click on one of the fire/bedroll/tent triggers again in order to trigger the fight with half my party still up the second time. Seems you can all "pass" the spell, but the demon won't come play until at least one of you drops! I'm not sure why that group was so hard for it to knock out, haha.

I guess my PC was feeding everyone no-doze? :lol:

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MorGothic wrote...

Aroihkin wrote...

MorGothic wrote...

Hello ,

In order to better assist you with this account-related issue, I will transfer this question to our Account Support Department. An Account Support team member will be in contact with you as soon as possible.

Regards


*eye twiches*

Only i didn't see a way to contact account support...just support.

*eye twiches again*


I got the same message, IIRC. They're basically transferring you. XD


Yeah I know, it's just I saw the email form them and got excited that I was getting my account back, then I got that and I was a a sad panda.

DANexus is still down...I was going to add shields/bows with rune slots as optional files.

Shield because there aren't any good non unqiue shields (and only a few of those which wouldn't get Slots).

Bows (all types) is the same.

Plus more customisation is a good thing, if only they would update the database, I would think about balancing the Awakening skills for Origins.


No, you'll have to go back and forth with them a few times before your account is back. It took several days for me. :(

Still, better than goldseller @#$%-wit hackers not getting caught.

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MorGothic

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Aroihkin wrote...

MorGothic wrote...

Aroihkin wrote...

MorGothic wrote...

Hello ,

In order to better assist you with this account-related issue, I will transfer this question to our Account Support Department. An Account Support team member will be in contact with you as soon as possible.

Regards


*eye twiches*

Only i didn't see a way to contact account support...just support.

*eye twiches again*


I got the same message, IIRC. They're basically transferring you. XD


Yeah I know, it's just I saw the email form them and got excited that I was getting my account back, then I got that and I was a a sad panda.

DANexus is still down...I was going to add shields/bows with rune slots as optional files.

Shield because there aren't any good non unqiue shields (and only a few of those which wouldn't get Slots).

Bows (all types) is the same.

Plus more customisation is a good thing, if only they would update the database, I would think about balancing the Awakening skills for Origins.


No, you'll have to go back and forth with them a few times before your account is back. It took several days for me. :(

Still, better than goldseller @#$%-wit hackers not getting caught.


Meh, not sure what more info I could give them bar character names and true.



Also,

At last I have proof! Being gay is a choice! See CZ and Charsen you choose to be gay. [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/angel.png[/smilie] (I was
checking the spelling of decided...and saw this...)



The day I decided  to stop being gay - Times Online

18 Jan 2010 ... A minor incident in a barber's shop last week has helped
me to realise that I may no longer be gay.


and this


So You've Decided to be Evil

A Step-by-Step Guide to joining the Forces of Darkness.

evil-guide.tripod.com/


and

We Have Decided
Not To Die

www.wehavedecidednottodie.com/


Good luck with that...

I have not checked these links, so don't shout at me, I just though the titles were funny.

Modifié par MorGothic, 13 avril 2010 - 10:33 .


#18372
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Good morning everyone! *stretches* Ahh, happy~... the key to drawing is Melodic Death Metal. Zev, you'll be getting some pants today! :D

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Good morning everyone! I fell asleep on the couch today when I should have been getting my kids ready for school. They're amazing and didn't wake me, but I wonder if any of them bothered brushing their hair.

Sorry about the golden girl smut quotes from yesterday (hah, I know, if someone actually WANTED to see them, they would have clicked the link)! I blame lack of sleep.

Zevran squee... Hmmmmm. When doing the royal scandal ending, to me he sounds pretty upset but willing to accept being with the warden under those circumstances, but in the VO notes he's supposed to be pretty happy that things aren't ending. I suppose those aren't mutually exclusive.

Modifié par ejoslin, 13 avril 2010 - 02:30 .


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I went to bed with Golden Girl smut being the last thing I saw on the internets. I had to read a chapter of Pride and Prejudice to get it out of my head, and listen to Kate Bush to soothe my jangled nerves D: D: D:



WHY DO I CLICK THESE LINKS, WRYYYY

#18375
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I click them because I know if they're from Charsen or CZ, my brain will warp, just a little, in a good way!

Modifié par ejoslin, 13 avril 2010 - 02:48 .