Creature 1 wrote...
If he's going to distract me that much, he at least ought to keep an eye out for my exit.
Yeah, he's so
rude! 
TanithAeyrs wrote...
LOL, I saw the cartoon before but it is so true.
7 year old to mom (me) "Are you writing again?"
"Yes." Minimizes screen to hide writing from little eyes.
"Can I read it?"
"Um, no! Go read something else."
"But mom, Dragon Age is cool."
"You're not old enough, go do your homework."
"Mom, it's Saturday."
"Good, go watch a movie."
"I can have more TV time?"
"Yes, you've been good this week, now let mommy write." Mommy suffers from guilt for making kids watch TV.
Hahahaha, in my case it would be my roommate.
Roommate: *pounds on wall* I need things!
Me: *stumbles out all dazed* Whaa?
Roommate: You were writing, weren't you? ...Was it porn?
Me: Maaaaaybe.
Roommate: I WANNA SEE.
Me: *literally armflails* WHAT DID YOU WAAANT~
this dialogue line won't stay in my head forever...Though it's never actually porn.

For all my talk, I've done only one
explicit smut scene thus far in any story, though I've gone pretty close a dozen of other times. Someday, I'll fix that. *stares off into the distance*
Someday!At least I don't have kids or siblings peeking over my shoulder, hahaha.