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What's the (Romantic) Appeal of Zevran?


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Tirigon

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It´s LOL how you all hate me now though in fact I like Zevran.

I don't hate you, I think you're silly and your opinion is not consistent with canon, or with common sense.  



Sorry, didn´t know it´s common sense that Zevran is the greatest lover in the world. Last time I looked it was common sense that male elves are ****** whose sexual experience is limited to tree-hugging and (in case of Legolas) flirting with Aragorn But apparently common sense changes frequently, we live in a fast world.

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Aroihkin

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Tirigon wrote...

Creature 1 wrote...

Tirigon wrote...
It´s LOL how you all hate me now though in fact I like Zevran.

I don't hate you, I think you're silly and your opinion is not consistent with canon, or with common sense.  



Sorry, didn´t know it´s common sense that Zevran is the greatest lover in the world. Last time I looked it was common sense that male elves are ****** whose sexual experience is limited to tree-hugging and (in case of Legolas) flirting with Aragorn But apparently common sense changes frequently, we live in a fast world.

LOL, now you're trying too hard.

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Tirigon wrote...
Sorry, didn´t know it´s common sense that Zevran is the greatest lover in the world. Last time I looked it was common sense that male elves are ****** whose sexual experience is limited to tree-hugging and (in case of Legolas) flirting with Aragorn But apparently common sense changes frequently, we live in a fast world.


just curious, who do you think the greatest lover is?

( not that it matters especially, as everyone desires a different sort of lover )

*edit* 
And legolas was flirting with Gimli, not Aragorn =P

Modifié par Charsen, 19 avril 2010 - 02:12 .


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Aroihkin wrote...

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Ah, thanks for the explanation.  I agree with the others - there are just so many other hints that he's good in bed.  I did try that option once to see what happened, and I think he laughed it off (although he probably lost approval).   He seems confident of his ability.

Hey, I got the toolset to work for a few minutes! lol

The response is:
Ouch! A fatal blow! Straight to the pride! I may never recover, alas. (VO note: over-the-top wounded, teasing)

That response sounds very funny. I'll try to get that in my city elf playthrough, don't think I will do it actually.. I don't use a lot of the dialogue options because I'm afraid of the reactions. x"D
Pretty stupid it is just a game, but I approach my companions as real people so I will never be able to do a Alistair hate playthrough.. maybe I will succeed in that once I get too bored with the regular responses I get.

And guys... please stop with your discussion. You take all the fun out of the thread.

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Charsen wrote...

Tirigon wrote...
Sorry, didn´t know it´s common sense that Zevran is the greatest lover in the world. Last time I looked it was common sense that male elves are ****** whose sexual experience is limited to tree-hugging and (in case of Legolas) flirting with Aragorn But apparently common sense changes frequently, we live in a fast world.


just curious, who do you think the greatest lover is?

( not that it matters especially, as everyone desires a different sort of lover )

*edit* 
And legolas was flirting with Gimli, not Aragorn =P


I´ve read a great parody in which Legolas flirts with Aragorn.

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LOL, now you're trying too hard.



Ah..... all that hate.

That was not a joke, you know, that was serious. Elves are commonly regarded as a bit on the cammen side.

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LOL, now you're trying too hard.

That was not a joke, you know, that was serious. Elves are commonly regarded as a bit on the cammen side.


what does "the cammen side" mean exactly? 

in defense of elves

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You can tell Alistair he sucked in bed too, can't you? Something like:

Alistair: I should have been struck by lightning by now.

PC: Not for that performance, lol.

Or did I hallucinate that?

... and now I'm curious. Can you tell Leliana and Morrigan that they sucked at sex?

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No, that sounds familiar, UnDutchable. I'm sure I've had that option for Alistair. I can't remember what options I've had for Leliana, but I'm sure there was something jokey you could say to Morrigan.

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Tirigon wrote...

Aroihkin wrote...

LOL, now you're trying too hard.

Ah..... all that hate.

That was not a joke, you know, that was serious. Elves are commonly regarded as a bit on the cammen side.

That wasn't hate, but I suspect you know that. :lol:

I think it's adorable. Can we keep you? None of the other trolls call come back the next morning. It makes us sad.

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Aroihkin wrote...

I think it's adorable. Can we keep you? None of the other trolls call come back the next morning. It makes us sad.


*feels ignored*

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UnDutchable wrote...

You can tell Alistair he sucked in bed too, can't you? Something like:
Alistair: I should have been struck by lightning by now.
PC: Not for that performance, lol.
Or did I hallucinate that?
... and now I'm curious. Can you tell Leliana and Morrigan that they sucked at sex?

I thought that that line was more a compliment actually. o.o'
But that might be my translation handicap.

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Herr Uhl wrote...

Aroihkin wrote...
I think it's adorable. Can we keep you? None of the other trolls call come back the next morning. It makes us sad.

*feels ignored*

if you ask real nicely, Soignee might let you play with the Barrowhand.

also, in defense of elves:
Elrond
Haldir

consider that any elf that died in those fights would never reach (their version of heaven), their souls were lost in the marsh, and so any elf that fought was risking far more than a mortal.
also consider that any non-Uruk goblin is a horribly twisted elf, yet still an elf

disclaimer: 
i am not a huge elf fan, but i can't deny that they were badass.
i am also not especially a LotR fan, but i can't deny they were great movies.

Modifié par Charsen, 19 avril 2010 - 02:36 .


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UnDutchable wrote...

You can tell Alistair he sucked in bed too, can't you? Something like:
Alistair: I should have been struck by lightning by now.
PC: Not for that performance, lol.
Or did I hallucinate that?
... and now I'm curious. Can you tell Leliana and Morrigan that they sucked at sex?


No there's no such options, Morrigan even if she did would you dare? Laliana was/is a bard so I highly doubt she does.

Morriagan goes on about how awesome you are and Leliana does the whole eye lashes thing....

@Charsen - I wouldn't bother responding to him, it's what he wants.

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Morriagan goes on about how awesome you are and Leliana does the whole eye lashes thing....


You can tell Morrigan to shut up though. And Leliana that she is creepy.

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Aroihkin wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

Creature 1 wrote...

Tirigon wrote...
It´s LOL how you all hate me now though in fact I like Zevran.

I don't hate you, I think you're silly and your opinion is not consistent with canon, or with common sense.  



Sorry, didn´t know it´s common sense that Zevran is the greatest lover in the world. Last time I looked it was common sense that male elves are ****** whose sexual experience is limited to tree-hugging and (in case of Legolas) flirting with Aragorn But apparently common sense changes frequently, we live in a fast world.

LOL, now you're trying too hard.

Agree, straw man is pitiful.  :(

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Charsen wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

Aroihkin wrote...
LOL, now you're trying too hard.

That was not a joke, you know, that was serious. Elves are commonly regarded as a bit on the cammen side.


what does "the cammen side" mean exactly? 

in defense of elves

LOL at the end.

L: *eyebrow*
G: ...That still only counts as one!



Herr Uhl wrote...

Aroihkin wrote...

I think it's adorable. Can we keep you? None of the other trolls call come back the next morning. It makes us sad.


*feels ignored*

You don't count. You're a figment of my imagination one of us now. :devil:

#20893
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Charsen wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

Aroihkin wrote...
LOL, now you're trying too hard.

That was not a joke, you know, that was serious. Elves are commonly regarded as a bit on the cammen side.


what does "the cammen side" mean exactly? 

in defense of elves



Whiny, ugly, annoying and a bit sucky. just like Cammen.

#20894
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Whiny, ugly, annoying and a bit sucky. just like Cammen Alistair.


FTFY ;)

edit:
just as you can tell Zevran he sucked in bed, you can also tell Alistair to "Be a man, for once."
just sayin'.

Modifié par Charsen, 19 avril 2010 - 02:44 .


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Image IPB :lol:

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what is this I don't even

At least Herr is funny.
 
*pets Barrowhand*

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Modifié par soignee, 19 avril 2010 - 02:47 .


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soignee, i love you. let's make babies.

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Charsen wrote...

soignee, i love you. let's make babies.


you know they'll be good looking

#20899
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Charsen wrote...

soignee, i love you. let's make babies.




Babies EVERYWHERE.

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Herr Uhl wrote...

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Morriagan goes on about how awesome you are and Leliana does the whole eye lashes thing....


You can tell Morrigan to shut up though. And Leliana that she is creepy.


You can but Morrigan doesn't take offense and Leliana just does that creepy stalker laugh...