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What's the (Romantic) Appeal of Zevran?


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Aroihkin

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Tirigon wrote...
Sorry, but I don´t really understand what you´re saying, probably on account of the twisted grammar...


And, how the f*ck is saying that I think Zevran uses Sex as a tool and not for love trolling? He f*cking tells you he does that HIMSELF!!! Are you too busy looking at him to actually listen to the dialogue or what?!

Yeah, my grammar is so bad. It's like I can't string a coherent sentence together at all. :( I'm glad you're the only one it seems to have an effect on, though, or I'd seriously need a new hobby.

"Too bad it wasn't more enjoyable, then." = Zev is fail in bed = serious arguement = lol
Anything anyone says = YOU GUYS HATE ME = lol

And now:
Getting mocked = switch arguements + f-bomb of rage + lol grammar = lol

I'd break out the MS Paint (internet crayons!) but I have too many windows open already. :(

Edit: Pagetopper!

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Modifié par Aroihkin, 19 avril 2010 - 03:34 .


#20952
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today in the Zevthread

nsfw for language

Modifié par Charsen, 19 avril 2010 - 03:33 .


#20953
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Nonvita wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

And, how the f*ck is saying that I think Zevran uses Sex as a tool and not for love trolling? He f*cking tells you he does that HIMSELF!!! Are you too busy looking at him to actually listen to the dialogue or what?!


Really honey, have a cookie. You like chocolate, right? Great. Here, these will even help calm you down. They're harmless, I swear.

Aro, where's distraction Bowie when we need him?




Wow, you´re so cool. Instead of giving a rational answer you are trying to impress me by giving the good old "doctor-to-raging-kid-talk". That´s a great way to end discussions because it proves you are too stupid to be even worth of talking to......
I honestly wonder how people like you manage to write at all... Or does your mother type for her little Princess?

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Any chance we can stop pointless discussion?

New screenies!

Nyaa, lets try it again...

Modifié par Ramante, 19 avril 2010 - 03:35 .


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Nonvita wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

I planned not to answer to you anymore but continuously seeing this awesome sentence just crushed my plans. You know, I like talking with intelligent people, and something in this sentence makes you seem so very cunning and fascinatingly intelligent I can´t help but seeking for intellectual debates with you.
Especially "this particular fallacy" is such an awesome construction, such high poetry.



This Creature, ladies and Gentlemen, is probably the next winner of the Nobel prize in literature! Behold and be in awe for his / her greatness!!!!!!!


Do you really want to play the sarcasm game around here? *cracks knuckles*



Sure, I LOVE sarcasm. A little sarcasm might make this fun again. Your pointless insults are rather boring...

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Charsen! That's AWFUL! Hahahahaha.  That's just too awesome!~

Modifié par ejoslin, 19 avril 2010 - 03:38 .


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Charsen wrote...

today in the Zevthread

nsfw for language


If you come into his house you will eat the food the way HE F***ING MAKES IT amirite?

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Modifié par soignee, 19 avril 2010 - 03:36 .


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soignee wrote...

Charsen wrote...

today in the Zevthread

nsfw for language


If you come into his house you will eat the food the way HE F***ING MAKES IT amirite?

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Relevent image is relevent.


you're not wrong, dwarf mama of my dwarf babbys

#20959
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Tirigon wrote...

Wow, you´re so cool. Instead of giving a rational answer you are trying to impress me by giving the good old "doctor-to-raging-kid-talk". That´s a great way to end discussions because it proves you are too stupid to be even worth of talking to......
I honestly wonder how people like you manage to write at all... Or does your mother type for her little Princess?


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Did someone say Princess?! :o:wub:

Like, OMG, like, I don't understand what's going on! Like, did someone call me stupid or something? Like, this is totally going to make me cry!


Your loss on the cookies. They're delicious by the way. But oh, right, you have different tastes. How could I forget...

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Aroihkin wrote...

"Too bad it wasn't more enjoyable, then." = Zev is fail in bed = serious arguement = lol



It is clear evidence that the game itself gives you the possibility to say Zevran sucks. It is evidence that this assumption is not a mere creation of my fantasy but backed up in the game.

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Nonvita wrote...


Your loss on the cookies. They're delicious by the way. But oh, right, you have different tastes. How could I forget...




I just ate something better than cookies so the loss isn´t to bad. And yes, you are crying or you wouldn´t entertain me with your attempts to win a little flame-war.

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Aroihkin wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Is this a joke fight? A fight between secret lovers? Or a real fight?
If it's the latter, I side with Creature 1 :P

Loghain/Zevran. I CAN'T HELP IT, MAN, EVERY TIME I SEE YOU POST IN HERE.

That's what you get for getting associated with Loghain in my brain.

...I kinda like it.


Time for another possibly sexually charged shot of a naked Zevran/Loghain duel (what a shame that most of them are unprintable).  I didn't manage to get any shots of the after-duel rub down and massage.   Or kiss and make up.  Or whatever. 

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Oh, for DLC with Loghain as a romanceable option! 

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Tirigon wrote...

It is clear evidence that the game itself gives you the possibility to say Zevran sucks. It is evidence that this assumption is not a mere creation of my fantasy but backed up in the game.


Well, you can tell Alistair he sucks too, but you haven't accounted for that in your argument now have you...

Tirigon wrote...

I just ate something better than cookies
so the loss isn´t to bad. And yes, you are crying or you wouldn´t
entertain me with your attempts to win a little flame-war.


You're right. You're making me cry. :crying: Can I rest my head in your magical bosom? Someone give me a hug! I need healing! Sexual healing! Tirigon is so mean! :crying::crying::crying::crying::crying:

Modifié par Nonvita, 19 avril 2010 - 03:41 .


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KnightofPhoenix

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Tirigon wrote...

Nonvita wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

And, how the f*ck is saying that I think Zevran uses Sex as a tool and not for love trolling? He f*cking tells you he does that HIMSELF!!! Are you too busy looking at him to actually listen to the dialogue or what?!


Really honey, have a cookie. You like chocolate, right? Great. Here, these will even help calm you down. They're harmless, I swear.

Aro, where's distraction Bowie when we need him?




Wow, you´re so cool. Instead of giving a rational answer you are trying to impress me by giving the good old "doctor-to-raging-kid-talk". That´s a great way to end discussions because it proves you are too stupid to be even worth of talking to......
I honestly wonder how people like you manage to write at all... Or does your mother type for her little Princess?


Hey don't insult Nonvita.
She is my girl Image IPB We shared a few nanoseconds in a crate and they mean alot to me.

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Nonvita wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

Wow, you´re so cool. Instead of giving a rational answer you are trying to impress me by giving the good old "doctor-to-raging-kid-talk". That´s a great way to end discussions because it proves you are too stupid to be even worth of talking to......
I honestly wonder how people like you manage to write at all... Or does your mother type for her little Princess?


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Did someone say Princess?! :o:wub:

Like, OMG, like, I don't understand what's going on! Like, did someone call me stupid or something? Like, this is totally going to make me cry!


Your loss on the cookies. They're delicious by the way. But oh, right, you have different tastes. How could I forget...


Ooooh, PRINCESS!  Able to defeat entire hordes of darkspawn without chipping her nail polish.

I envy her so hard :crying:

#20966
Aroihkin

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Charsen wrote...

Nonvita wrote...
Aro, where's distraction Bowie when we need him?


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:wub::wub::wub:

Well, Bowie/Zev certainly distracts me, anyway, but here he is!

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Aroihkin wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Is this a joke fight? A fight between secret lovers? Or a real fight?
If it's the latter, I side with Creature 1 :P

Loghain/Zevran. I CAN'T HELP IT, MAN, EVERY TIME I SEE YOU POST IN HERE.

That's what you get for getting associated with Loghain in my brain.

...I kinda like it.


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But I am glad you like it when I come here at least. I could be even more efficient tete a tete you know Image IPB

Are you hitting on me? Because if you are, since I totally associate you with Loghain now, that's kinda hot.

#20967
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Nonvita wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

It is clear evidence that the game itself gives you the possibility to say Zevran sucks. It is evidence that this assumption is not a mere creation of my fantasy but backed up in the game.


Well, you can tell Alistair he sucks too, but you haven't accounted for that in your argument now have you...



You can´t, the thing that was claimed to be this was a compliment. You can tell him he´s not really a man, yes, but only BEFORE you sleep with him.

#20968
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Nonvita wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

It is clear evidence that the game itself gives you the possibility to say Zevran sucks. It is evidence that this assumption is not a mere creation of my fantasy but backed up in the game.


Well, you can tell Alistair he sucks too, but you haven't accounted for that in your argument now have you...


You can also tell Leliana she's crazy but that doesn't mean...  Oh... Wait.  Ok, Tirigon is right. :unsure:

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Hey don't insult Nonvita.
She is my girl Image IPB We shared a few nanoseconds in a crate and they mean alot to me.



Oh sorry. Didn´t know.

#20970
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Sannox wrote...

Oh, for DLC with Loghain as a romanceable option!




my Orlesian would invade his Fereldan, if you know what i mean

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Ramante wrote...
Any chance we can stop pointless discussion?

New screenies!
Nyaa, lets try it again...

Because imageshack hates me.

I just love my mage, she is so hot. <3
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This sounds seriously wrong considering Zevran has slept with the Warden..
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#20972
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ejoslin wrote...

Nonvita wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

It is clear evidence that the game itself gives you the possibility to say Zevran sucks. It is evidence that this assumption is not a mere creation of my fantasy but backed up in the game.


Well, you can tell Alistair he sucks too, but you haven't accounted for that in your argument now have you...


You can also tell Leliana she's crazy but that doesn't mean...  Oh... Wait.  Ok, Tirigon is right. :unsure:


So this proves that women can't be bad in bed, since you can only say that the males are bad at it.

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Hey don't insult Nonvita.
She is my girl Image IPB We shared a few nanoseconds in a crate and they mean alot to me.


Oh Knight, they meant more to me than you'll ever know. But unfortunately now I'm engaged to my cousin's wife's son and will be moving out to Missouri to eat roadkill and drink Moonshine all night with them. True story. Sad it had to end so soon. :(

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Sannox wrote...

Aroihkin wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Is this a joke fight? A fight between secret lovers? Or a real fight?
If it's the latter, I side with Creature 1 :P

Loghain/Zevran. I CAN'T HELP IT, MAN, EVERY TIME I SEE YOU POST IN HERE.

That's what you get for getting associated with Loghain in my brain.

...I kinda like it.


Time for another possibly sexually charged shot of a naked Zevran/Loghain duel (what a shame that most of them are unprintable).  I didn't manage to get any shots of the after-duel rub down and massage.   Or kiss and make up.  Or whatever. 

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Oh, for DLC with Loghain as a romanceable option! 

@#$% yes. Why is this suddenly so awesome?

I'm going to end up writing it, I just know it.

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ejoslin wrote...

Nonvita wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

It is clear evidence that the game itself gives you the possibility to say Zevran sucks. It is evidence that this assumption is not a mere creation of my fantasy but backed up in the game.


Well, you can tell Alistair he sucks too, but you haven't accounted for that in your argument now have you...


You can also tell Leliana she's crazy but that doesn't mean...  Oh... Wait.  Ok, Tirigon is right. :unsure:




Lol, that one REALLY made me laugh, and not about you but in a friendly way.