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[Sannox]

UnDutchable wrote...

Huh. So that comment to Alistair about his performance was a compliment? Oh Jesus, I fail at social situations even in games. >__<

Me too!  I thought it was an insult, albiet a jokey one.   I'm probably just as bad in IRL but at least IRL you don't get put off by seeing the approval ratings go down. 

Modifié par Sannox, 19 avril 2010 - 03:47 .

[ejoslin]

Tirigon wrote...

Nonvita wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

It is clear evidence that the game itself gives you the possibility to say Zevran sucks. It is evidence that this assumption is not a mere creation of my fantasy but backed up in the game.

Well, you can tell Alistair he sucks too, but you haven't accounted for that in your argument now have you...

You can´t, the thing that was claimed to be this was a compliment. You can tell him he´s not really a man, yes, but only BEFORE you sleep with him.

NOW you've gone into the zone of the weird.  Here you go, with VO notes!

Ali: Hmm. You know, according to all the sisters at the monastery, I should have been struck by lightning by now. (amused -- he's just had sex with the player and is joking that God should have struck him down for sinning)
Warden: Not for that performance.
Ali: Meaning it was so great that the Maker Himself has decided to spare me the usual punishment, right? Right? Aww. (laughing -- the player has just implied that his "performance" in bed was poor and he's laughing it off, making it seem like he's fishing for a compliment)

[Herr Uhl]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Hey don't insult Nonvita.
She is my girl  We shared a few nanoseconds in a crate and they mean alot to me.

I can't be the only one thinking what I'm thinking at this statement.

I'll let you guess.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Aroihkin wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Aroihkin wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Is this a joke fight? A fight between secret lovers? Or a real fight?
If it's the latter, I side with Creature 1

Loghain/Zevran. I CAN'T HELP IT, MAN, EVERY TIME I SEE YOU POST IN HERE.

That's what you get for getting associated with Loghain in my brain.

...I kinda like it.

On one hand I am flattered and on the other I am disturbed
But I am glad you like it when I come here at least. I could be even more efficient tete a tete you know

Are you hitting on me? Because if you are, since I totally associate you with Loghain now, that's kinda hot.

Mmhm I am indeed (and I just noticed a used French words, so out of character!)

Anyways, here is me serving you some champagne

[soignee]

Herr Uhl wrote...

ejoslin wrote...

Nonvita wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

It is clear evidence that the game itself gives you the possibility to say Zevran sucks. It is evidence that this assumption is not a mere creation of my fantasy but backed up in the game.

Well, you can tell Alistair he sucks too, but you haven't accounted for that in your argument now have you...

You can also tell Leliana she's crazy but that doesn't mean...  Oh... Wait.  Ok, Tirigon is right. 

So this proves that women can't be bad in bed, since you can only say that the males are bad at it.

Real Life Says Lol No.

[Tirigon]

Herr Uhl wrote...

So this proves that women can't be bad in bed, since you can only say that the males are bad at it.

It is certainly a comforting thought for both women (as it means they´re good) and men (as it means they´ll not be disappointed).

[MorGothic]

ejoslin wrote...

Nonvita wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

Wow, you´re so cool. Instead of giving a rational answer you are trying to impress me by giving the good old "doctor-to-raging-kid-talk". That´s a great way to end discussions because it proves you are too stupid to be even worth of talking to......
I honestly wonder how people like you manage to write at all... Or does your mother type for her little Princess?

Did someone say Princess?! :wub:

Like, OMG, like, I don't understand what's going on! Like, did someone call me stupid or something? Like, this is totally going to make me cry!


Your loss on the cookies. They're delicious by the way. But oh, right, you have different tastes. How could I forget...

Ooooh, PRINCESS!  Able to defeat entire hordes of darkspawn without chipping her nail polish.

I envy her so hard 

Who doesn't?

I was tempted to try and make someone more pretty/awesome then Princess, then I realised that such as thing would be impossible, and if it did happen would break the laws of time and space and Doom us all!!! DOOOM I TELL YOU DOOOOM!!!


DOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KnightofPhoenix]

Nonvita wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Hey don't insult Nonvita.
She is my girl  We shared a few nanoseconds in a crate and they mean alot to me.

Oh Knight, they meant more to me than you'll ever know. But unfortunately now I'm engaged to my cousin's wife's son and will be moving out to Missouri to eat roadkill and drink Moonshine all night with them. True story. Sad it had to end so soon.

Oh, that's too bad. I will keep the crate as a precious artefact that will be passed on through the generations.

And Herr, it means being in a crate is very unique and original and I won't forget the experience *glares* 

[Aroihkin]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Aroihkin wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Aroihkin wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Is this a joke fight? A fight between secret lovers? Or a real fight?
If it's the latter, I side with Creature 1

Loghain/Zevran. I CAN'T HELP IT, MAN, EVERY TIME I SEE YOU POST IN HERE.

That's what you get for getting associated with Loghain in my brain.

...I kinda like it.

On one hand I am flattered and on the other I am disturbed
But I am glad you like it when I come here at least. I could be even more efficient tete a tete you know

Are you hitting on me? Because if you are, since I totally associate you with Loghain now, that's kinda hot.

Mmhm I am indeed (and I just noticed a used French words, so out of character!)

Anyways, here is me serving you some champagne

Wait, does this smell like chloroform?

[Nonvita]

ejoslin wrote...

NOW you've gone into the zone of the weird.  Here you go, with VO notes!

Ali: Hmm. You know, according to all the sisters at the monastery, I should have been struck by lightning by now. (amused -- he's just had sex with the player and is joking that God should have struck him down for sinning)
Warden: Not for that performance.
Ali: Meaning it was so great that the Maker Himself has decided to spare me the usual punishment, right? Right? Aww. (laughing -- the player has just implied that his "performance" in bed was poor and he's laughing it off, making it seem like he's fishing for a compliment)

Thanks, ejoslin. Couldn't get into the toolset or game, but I HAVE used that response before. Now could we stop this pointless argument and get back to the lovin'? Knight and Herr, I still have a little time before going to join the rednecks. We can work something out, right?

[soignee]

ahaha I use the "not for that performance" line as something else. I always read it as, "it was so good THE MAKER HIMSELF BROUGHT DOWN HIS MIGHTY BROFIST AND FIST BUMPED YOU."



Wait let's not talk about fists and alistair, my mind goes weird places

[Tirigon]

ejoslin wrote...


NOW you've gone into the zone of the weird.  Here you go, with VO notes!

Ali: Hmm. You know, according to all the sisters at the monastery, I should have been struck by lightning by now. (amused -- he's just had sex with the player and is joking that God should have struck him down for sinning)
Warden: Not for that performance.
Ali: Meaning it was so great that the Maker Himself has decided to spare me the usual punishment, right? Right? Aww. (laughing -- the player has just implied that his "performance" in bed was poor and he's laughing it off, making it seem like he's fishing for a compliment)

Ok, I admit defeat.
I take everything back what I have said about Alistair and admit he sucks, too.
I do also make a note NOT to say this anymore when I´m playing a warden who likes Alistair what I did up to now, and I hope Alistair gets a voice actor who can make that clear by the way he says it because it certainly sounded like a compliment to me. Damn the BioWare games and their unclear dialogue choices:ph34r:. Sucks bad.



Edit: Doesn´t mean Zevran is good, though, does it?

Modifié par Tirigon, 19 avril 2010 - 03:50 .

[KnightofPhoenix]

Aroihkin wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Mmhm I am indeed (and I just noticed a used French words, so out of character!)

Anyways, here is me serving you some champagne

Wait, does this smell like chloroform?

Hmm really? Let me have a sip... Yea it's bad. Stupid dwarf Oghren might have drank the champagne I was preparing just for you.
Oh my day is very ruined. I will just admire some maps and try to cheer up again.

[Nonvita]

MorGothic wrote...

Who doesn't?

I was tempted to try and make someone more pretty/awesome then Princess, then I realised that such as thing would be impossible, and if it did happen would break the laws of time and space and Doom us all!!! DOOOM I TELL YOU DOOOOM!!!


DOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awww MG, you're so sweet. Princess says "Like, OMG, teehee thanks! Like, I'm so totally beautiful, I know!"

Now can we get to the lovins? It's been such a long weekend and I need so much comforting. :innocent:

[Aroihkin]

Guys, this thread has me lolling so hard this morning, IRL, that the people on my roommate's Vent in the other room heard me.

Proceed.

[UnDutchable]

So it is an insult, after all? And Alistair tries to laugh it off? Aww, I like him a little bit more now.

And be nice to each other, people. You're making baby Dawson cry.

[ejoslin]

What we need is more naked Zev! Oh, sod, I can't resist adding THIS line to the arguement:

Wynne:You're quite taken with each other, aren't you? (Gently, but with an accusing edge.)
Warden: You know about Zevran and me?
Wynne: I almost wish I didn't. Half of us aren't getting any sleep, the way you two carry on all night. (Exasperated, rolling her eyes.)

All night long? Every night?  Yeh, it's in the game, he's good in bed. 

Edit: Bleh, and so Dawson cries.  I'm a bad woman 

Modifié par ejoslin, 19 avril 2010 - 03:56 .

[soignee]

Nonvita wrote...
Now can we get to the lovins? It's been such a long weekend and I need so much comforting. :innocent:

*comforts you*
*steals your cookies*

[Aroihkin]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Aroihkin wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Mmhm I am indeed (and I just noticed a used French words, so out of character!)

Anyways, here is me serving you some champagne

Wait, does this smell like chloroform?

Hmm really? Let me have a sip... Yea it's bad. Stupid dwarf Oghren might have drank the champagne I was preparing just for you.
Oh my day is very ruined. I will just admire some maps and try to cheer up again.

You realize that you're only encouraging me to write Loghain/Zev porn, right? Right?

Not that I'm complaining.

[Nonvita]

UnDutchable wrote...

So it is an insult, after all? And Alistair tries to laugh it off? Aww, I like him a little bit more now.

And be nice to each other, people. You're making baby Dawson cry.

Oh god. Laughing SO HARD.

soignee wrote...

*comforts you*
*steals your cookies*

Be careful with those! God, I really shouldn't have to warn people about this anymore. But do enjoy them, Soignee. I <3 u so much.

Modifié par Nonvita, 19 avril 2010 - 03:55 .

[Charsen]

Nonvita wrote...

UnDutchable wrote...

So it is an insult, after all? And Alistair tries to laugh it off? Aww, I like him a little bit more now.

And be nice to each other, people. You're making baby Dawson cry.

Oh god. Laughing SO HARD.

*still laughing*

[Tirigon]

ejoslin wrote...

What we need is more naked Zev! Oh, sod, I can't resist adding THIS line to the arguement:

Wynne:You're quite taken with each other, aren't you? (Gently, but with an accusing edge.)
Warden: You know about Zevran and me?
Wynne: I almost wish I didn't. Half of us aren't getting any sleep, the way you two carry on all night. (Exasperated, rolling her eyes.)

All night long of bad means only the desperate keep going back!

Well I refuse to take Wynne´s word for truth. Not only is she the character I hate most of all but she also seems like the kind of person who tells you you get pregnant from kissing, homosexuals will burn in hell and God gets angry if you eat the sweets.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Aroihkin wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Hmm really? Let me have a sip... Yea it's bad. Stupid dwarf Oghren might have drank the champagne I was preparing just for you.
Oh my day is very ruined. I will just admire some maps and try to cheer up again.

You realize that you're only encouraging me to write Loghain/Zev porn, right? Right?

Not that I'm complaining.

I can talk about natural disasters and plagues and somehow you will find a way to write Loghain/zev porn anyways

[soignee]

oh god we've had:

*gaga gifs

*MJ!popcorn.gif

*Dawson's sobfest.gif

*Lafayette's a sexy beast.gif



WHY HAVE YOU NOT DERAILED YET, ALL GO HOME NOW. DO I HAVE TO START POSTING MY PRINCE GIF? BECAUSE THAT ONE ONLY COMES OUT WHEN I'M MAD.

[ejoslin]

Tirigon wrote...

ejoslin wrote...

What we need is more naked Zev! Oh, sod, I can't resist adding THIS line to the arguement:

Wynne:You're quite taken with each other, aren't you? (Gently, but with an accusing edge.)
Warden: You know about Zevran and me?
Wynne: I almost wish I didn't. Half of us aren't getting any sleep, the way you two carry on all night. (Exasperated, rolling her eyes.)

All night long of bad means only the desperate keep going back!

Well I refuse to take Wynne´s word for truth. Not only is she the character I hate most of all but she also seems like the kind of person who tells you you get pregnant from kissing, homosexuals will burn in hell and God gets angry if you eat the sweets.

But she doesn't say anything else about the others keeping her up all night long.  Besides, I ninja edited my post!  Bleh, people just are far too fast for me  Really, though, it's in the game that he at least has lots of stamina.

This thread needs another dwarf kiss!


Edit: HOW did I miss the Loghain/Zev porn? I approve! MUCH!

Modifié par ejoslin, 19 avril 2010 - 04:00 .