Tellervo wrote...
Somehow, I missed this post. My professor for my computer aided cartography classes wrote his own book because all the others sucked. And then he wrote us all checks for his royalties from the sale of each of our books, so we just paid his printing costs. He was about a hundred different kinds of awesome. Him and his bionic knee.
On topic:

::dies again::
I needed your prof. My adviser initially stuck me with ArcView 3, a bad set of instructions for doing the analyses in ArcView 2 written by a long-gone post-doc who didn't speak English, and a computer that took days to run anything. I tracked down the appropriate program in another department, taught myself how to use it via the unhelpful "help" files, and then discovered that all of the results were meaningless because of a mistake on my adviser's part. It's the chapter in my dissertation that I wanted to title, "Reasons My Adviser Should Lose His Tenure." Instead he lost his funding, but that is another story entirely and had nothing to do with me.

And wow...that is just beautiful. *sigh*