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[Nonvita]

UpiH wrote...

The man with the dog says, "They gave me a ****in' chihuahua?"

Oh WTF, seriously!? This has to be the single stupidest post ever to end up on top.

Because it's so pretty it needs to be posted again:

Modifié par Nonvita, 22 avril 2010 - 12:43 .

[SurrealSadi]

UpiH wrote...

G'eve on you and yours!

Nothing related as usual, but couldn't resist:

Two buddies are walking their dogs on a bright Saturday evening.
One with a doberman pinscher and the other with a chihuahua.

As they approach a bar the man with the doberman says,
"Hey, lets go into the bar and get something to drink".
His friend says, "We cant, we have dogs".

The one with the doberman says, "Follow my lead"
The man with the doberman approaches the door and the bouncer stops him, and says
"No pets allowed".

The man with the doberman says "But you don't understand, he's a seeing eye dog".
The bouncer says "A doberman?!"
The man with the dog says "Yes, they're using these, they're quite good".
The bouncer says, "Go ahead" and he does.
The man with the chihuahua knows it's gonna be harder for him so he puts on dark sunglasses and approaches the door.
The bouncer stops him, "No pets allowed".
The man with the dog says "But you don't understand, this is a seeing eye dog".
The bouncer says, "A chihuahua?",
The man with the dog says, "They gave me a ****in' chihuahua?"

.....
.........
*falls over laughing!!!!*

[soignee]

ejoslin wrote...

 So I google "Zevran David Gaider" and somehow come up with this.  Though I'm not crazy about mullets, I still am a bit in love. 

lolwat
what did I just see

[ejoslin]

soignee wrote...

ejoslin wrote...

 So I google "Zevran David Gaider" and somehow come up with this.  Though I'm not crazy about mullets, I still am a bit in love. 

lolwat
what did I just see

A strange hybrid between figure skating, stripping, and a forgivable mullet!

[SurrealSadi]

Aroihkin wrote...

SurrealSadi wrote...

Aroihkin wrote...

Creature 1 wrote...

I used to crush on Raistlin.  In the "you're frickin' scary and it's kind of hot" way.  Like Hani in "Body of Lies". 

"you're frickin' scary and it's kind of hot" is precisely how I write him.

Edit: Also, manipulative, sly, slightly surly, and thinks he knows better than everyone else about everything, especially if it involves doing something duplicitious "for their own good".

My OC is scheduled to run away screaming at the end of the final chapter of TAF 04. Abusive relationship is abusive. And my readers are going to lynch me.

Ooh, yay, I wasn't the only one who had that type of crush on Raistlin! *doesn't feel alone anymore!!*

You, me, and apparently all the TAF readers. Though they're still going to lynch me. They only think they want the last chapter of 04. Considering that I'm not starting 05 anytime soon... no, no, they really don't.

So, you see? I'm doing it for their own good! (Raistlin: *deliberate cough*)

Hehe.  I really wish I hadn't read Dragons of a Summer Flame and its follow-up books.. They ruined the world, IMHO.

[Aroihkin]

SurrealSadi wrote...

Aroihkin wrote...

SurrealSadi wrote...

Aroihkin wrote...

Creature 1 wrote...

I used to crush on Raistlin.  In the "you're frickin' scary and it's kind of hot" way.  Like Hani in "Body of Lies". 

"you're frickin' scary and it's kind of hot" is precisely how I write him.

Edit: Also, manipulative, sly, slightly surly, and thinks he knows better than everyone else about everything, especially if it involves doing something duplicitious "for their own good".

My OC is scheduled to run away screaming at the end of the final chapter of TAF 04. Abusive relationship is abusive. And my readers are going to lynch me.

Ooh, yay, I wasn't the only one who had that type of crush on Raistlin! *doesn't feel alone anymore!!*

You, me, and apparently all the TAF readers. Though they're still going to lynch me. They only think they want the last chapter of 04. Considering that I'm not starting 05 anytime soon... no, no, they really don't.

So, you see? I'm doing it for their own good! (Raistlin: *deliberate cough*)

Hehe.  I really wish I hadn't read Dragons of a Summer Flame and its follow-up books.. They ruined the world, IMHO.

I never read past Legends.

[SurrealSadi]

Aroihkin wrote...

SurrealSadi wrote...

Aroihkin wrote...

SurrealSadi wrote...

Aroihkin wrote...

Creature 1 wrote...

I used to crush on Raistlin.  In the "you're frickin' scary and it's kind of hot" way.  Like Hani in "Body of Lies". 

"you're frickin' scary and it's kind of hot" is precisely how I write him.

Edit: Also, manipulative, sly, slightly surly, and thinks he knows better than everyone else about everything, especially if it involves doing something duplicitious "for their own good".

My OC is scheduled to run away screaming at the end of the final chapter of TAF 04. Abusive relationship is abusive. And my readers are going to lynch me.

Ooh, yay, I wasn't the only one who had that type of crush on Raistlin! *doesn't feel alone anymore!!*

You, me, and apparently all the TAF readers. Though they're still going to lynch me. They only think they want the last chapter of 04. Considering that I'm not starting 05 anytime soon... no, no, they really don't.

So, you see? I'm doing it for their own good! (Raistlin: *deliberate cough*)

Hehe.  I really wish I hadn't read Dragons of a Summer Flame and its follow-up books.. They ruined the world, IMHO.

I never read past Legends.

Very, very, very smart. Though, Tears of the Night Sky wasn't bad, but it was focused entirely on Crysania... *shudder*

The "older" books, the ones telling tales of older times, like the Elven Nations trilogy, the Raistlin duology, Lord Soth's book.... The Dragons... All good, but after Legends I think it just went fins up in the tank and they should have stopped there.

[Aroihkin]

SurrealSadi wrote...

Aroihkin wrote...

SurrealSadi wrote...

Aroihkin wrote...

SurrealSadi wrote...

Aroihkin wrote...

Creature 1 wrote...

I used to crush on Raistlin.  In the "you're frickin' scary and it's kind of hot" way.  Like Hani in "Body of Lies". 

"you're frickin' scary and it's kind of hot" is precisely how I write him.

Edit: Also, manipulative, sly, slightly surly, and thinks he knows better than everyone else about everything, especially if it involves doing something duplicitious "for their own good".

My OC is scheduled to run away screaming at the end of the final chapter of TAF 04. Abusive relationship is abusive. And my readers are going to lynch me.

Ooh, yay, I wasn't the only one who had that type of crush on Raistlin! *doesn't feel alone anymore!!*

You, me, and apparently all the TAF readers. Though they're still going to lynch me. They only think they want the last chapter of 04. Considering that I'm not starting 05 anytime soon... no, no, they really don't.

So, you see? I'm doing it for their own good! (Raistlin: *deliberate cough*)

Hehe.  I really wish I hadn't read Dragons of a Summer Flame and its follow-up books.. They ruined the world, IMHO.

I never read past Legends.

Very, very, very smart. Though, Tears of the Night Sky wasn't bad, but it was focused entirely on Crysania... *shudder*

The "older" books, the ones telling tales of older times, like the Elven Nations trilogy, the Raistlin duology, Lord Soth's book.... The Dragons... All good, but after Legends I think it just went fins up in the tank and they should have stopped there.

Soulforged and Brothers in Arms~ @$#% yes. Especially Brothers in Arms, but I have a thing for mercenary armies in fantasy settings. (*cough* Paksenarrion, I'm looking at you. You too, Tarma and Kethry, and Kerowyn *cough* But mostly Paks. ELIZABETH MOON = FAVORITEST EVER.)

Some of the short stories he's in are good too. And the book with all the cats wasn't shabby, even if it was by a different author and you could tell as much on every page.

[SurrealSadi]

Aroihkin wrote...

SurrealSadi wrote...

Aroihkin wrote...

SurrealSadi wrote...

Aroihkin wrote...

SurrealSadi wrote...

Aroihkin wrote...

Creature 1 wrote...

I used to crush on Raistlin.  In the "you're frickin' scary and it's kind of hot" way.  Like Hani in "Body of Lies". 

"you're frickin' scary and it's kind of hot" is precisely how I write him.

Edit: Also, manipulative, sly, slightly surly, and thinks he knows better than everyone else about everything, especially if it involves doing something duplicitious "for their own good".

My OC is scheduled to run away screaming at the end of the final chapter of TAF 04. Abusive relationship is abusive. And my readers are going to lynch me.

Ooh, yay, I wasn't the only one who had that type of crush on Raistlin! *doesn't feel alone anymore!!*

You, me, and apparently all the TAF readers. Though they're still going to lynch me. They only think they want the last chapter of 04. Considering that I'm not starting 05 anytime soon... no, no, they really don't.

So, you see? I'm doing it for their own good! (Raistlin: *deliberate cough*)

Hehe.  I really wish I hadn't read Dragons of a Summer Flame and its follow-up books.. They ruined the world, IMHO.

I never read past Legends.

Very, very, very smart. Though, Tears of the Night Sky wasn't bad, but it was focused entirely on Crysania... *shudder*

The "older" books, the ones telling tales of older times, like the Elven Nations trilogy, the Raistlin duology, Lord Soth's book.... The Dragons... All good, but after Legends I think it just went fins up in the tank and they should have stopped there.

Soulforged and Brothers in Arms~ @$#% yes. Especially Brothers in Arms, but I have a thing for mercenary armies in fantasy settings. (*cough* Paksenarrion, I'm looking at you. You too, Tarma and Kethry, and Kerowyn *cough* But mostly Paks. ELIZABETH MOON = FAVORITEST EVER.)

Some of the short stories he's in are good too. And the book with all the cats wasn't shabby, even if it was by a different author and you could tell as much on every page.

Reading HOW Rasitlin got so f*cked up in Soulforged was so amazing... Both books give wonderful background into all the Companions. Makes me want to find my copies of Chronicles and Legends.

[Aroihkin]

Hee! The roommate just put her finger on what was boggling me about the skater vid:

[17:58] Aroihkin: his muscles kinda bother me, so weirdly defined like they put makeup on them O_o
[17:58] Aroihkin: and his top half doesn't seem to match his bottom half
[17:58] Aroihkin: but the start is hot, before the coat comes off XD
[18:01] Danielle: it's a suit
[18:01] Danielle: the top half is a muscle suit
[18:01] Aroihkin: it has to be
[18:01] Aroihkin: soweird
[18:02] Danielle: I'd put money on it, the gloves hide where it ends, there was wrinkling at the neck, back and arms when he twisted
[18:02] Aroihkin: I wondered about the gloves, didn't see the wrinkles until now
[18:02] Aroihkin: phew

Mystery solved! He's probably a lot hotter without it. I'd wondered in an earlier edit if it was a suit...

Modifié par Aroihkin, 22 avril 2010 - 01:05 .

[ejoslin]

Aroihkin wrote...

Hee! The roommate just put her finger on what was boggling me about the skater vid:

[17:58] Aroihkin: his muscles kinda bother me, so weirdly defined like they put makeup on them O_o
[17:58] Aroihkin: and his top half doesn't seem to match his bottom half
[17:58] Aroihkin: but the start is hot, before the coat comes off XD
[18:01] Danielle: it's a suit
[18:01] Danielle: the top half is a muscle suit
[18:01] Aroihkin: it has to be
[18:01] Aroihkin: soweird
[18:02] Danielle: I'd put money on it, the gloves hide where it ends, there was wrinkling at the neck, back and arms when he twisted
[18:02] Aroihkin: I wondered about the gloves, didn't see the wrinkles until now
[18:02] Aroihkin: phew

Mystery solved! He's probably a lot hotter without it. I'd wondered in an earlier edit if it was a suit...

!!!!!!  

Gah, I thought it was just poor quality video!  Though usually (always?) figure skaters are wearing flesh colored tops.  But I think you're right!

Edit: But he IS insanely good.  

Modifié par ejoslin, 22 avril 2010 - 01:13 .

[SurrealSadi]

Oh... Gah... Morgaine's up to the Dwarves... I hadn't planned on her killing the Dalish, but my brother kinda said, if you're gonna do it eventually, just do it now. Thankfully, Morgaine asked Zevran before she made that decision about his opinion on the Dalish. It was bad enough hearing him beg her not to kill them, I don't think I could hear his angry, Why are you asking me that NOW? speech...

[Aroihkin]

ejoslin wrote...

Aroihkin wrote...

Hee! The roommate just put her finger on what was boggling me about the skater vid:

[17:58] Aroihkin: his muscles kinda bother me, so weirdly defined like they put makeup on them O_o
[17:58] Aroihkin: and his top half doesn't seem to match his bottom half
[17:58] Aroihkin: but the start is hot, before the coat comes off XD
[18:01] Danielle: it's a suit
[18:01] Danielle: the top half is a muscle suit
[18:01] Aroihkin: it has to be
[18:01] Aroihkin: soweird
[18:02] Danielle: I'd put money on it, the gloves hide where it ends, there was wrinkling at the neck, back and arms when he twisted
[18:02] Aroihkin: I wondered about the gloves, didn't see the wrinkles until now
[18:02] Aroihkin: phew

Mystery solved! He's probably a lot hotter without it. I'd wondered in an earlier edit if it was a suit...

!!!!!!  

Gah, I thought it was just poor quality video!  Though usually (always?) figure skaters are wearing flesh colored tops.  But I think you're right!

The whole thing moves wrong, too, at one point he lifts his arms and his "abs" go up. XD

But, if anything, it makes the skating itself all the more impressive. That's a lot of hot (literally) layers to do a workout in. He's probably a total hottie under all that foam padding. XD And his sense of humor/style is kind of b*tchin.

Edit:

ejoslin wrote...
Edit: But he IS insanely good. 

No arguement there!

Modifié par Aroihkin, 22 avril 2010 - 01:16 .

[Aroihkin]

SurrealSadi wrote...

Oh... Gah... Morgaine's up to the Dwarves... I hadn't planned on her killing the Dalish, but my brother kinda said, if you're gonna do it eventually, just do it now. Thankfully, Morgaine asked Zevran before she made that decision about his opinion on the Dalish. It was bad enough hearing him beg her not to kill them, I don't think I could hear his angry, Why are you asking me that NOW? speech...

Poor Zev, I opened his plea in the toolset to hear it and it was very . I think I'll avoid bringing him for that part (I usually do that dungeon in chunks) when I go to retain the werewolves. And do like  you did and talk to him beforehand about the Dalish.

Modifié par Aroihkin, 22 avril 2010 - 01:18 .

[SurrealSadi]

Aroihkin wrote...

SurrealSadi wrote...

Oh... Gah... Morgaine's up to the Dwarves... I hadn't planned on her killing the Dalish, but my brother kinda said, if you're gonna do it eventually, just do it now. Thankfully, Morgaine asked Zevran before she made that decision about his opinion on the Dalish. It was bad enough hearing him beg her not to kill them, I don't think I could hear his angry, Why are you asking me that NOW? speech...

Poor Zev, I opened his plea in the toolset to hear it and it was very . I think I'll avoid bringing him for that part (I usually do that dungeon in chunks) when I go to retain the werewolves. And do like  you did and talk to him beforehand about the Dalish.

Yeah, every time I click the "Why not kill the Dalish" with him in the party, I wince and wish I hadn't, then let him talk my Warden out of it. This time, however, Morgaine persuaded him that it was the right thing to do... I was going to have to do it to get the achievement eventually anyway. But since I have 2 Dalish and an Elf Mage in various stages of completion, Morgaine was the best choice.

[Aroihkin]

Randomly: I AM CLEAR FOR FANART.

You are all doomed to see my WIPs now.

[UpiH]

Doomed? No way. Priviledged, yeah.

[SurrealSadi]

okay, time to turn on my MP3 player and jam to Gackt and other music for the next few hours while I do Orzammar and it's surrounding quests.

[Aroihkin]

UpiH wrote...

Doomed? No way. Priviledged, yeah.

But I'm being good, and finishing IO 13 before I start playing with my paint chips.

Modifié par Aroihkin, 22 avril 2010 - 01:50 .

[SurrealSadi]

For some reason, I like this version of the opening song for KH2 a lot more than the English... Am I strange???

[Aroihkin]

SurrealSadi wrote...

For some reason, I like this version of the opening song for KH2 a lot more than the English... Am I strange???

...I had that song as a file someone sent me, and didn't know what it was from. Am I strange? XD

(Well, yes, probably.)

Edit: Though the one I had might be a different version. I could swear it was the same song, though. And it wasn't in english. Maybe my memory is going futzy again.

Modifié par Aroihkin, 22 avril 2010 - 02:09 .

[SurrealSadi]

Aroihkin wrote...

SurrealSadi wrote...

For some reason, I like this version of the opening song for KH2 a lot more than the English... Am I strange???

...I had that song as a file someone sent me, and didn't know what it was from. Am I strange? XD

(Well, yes, probably.)

Well, not everyone is interested in playing a colab game between Squenix and Disney... But Kingdom Hearts isn't a bad set of games...I enjoy them 

[sami jo]

I leave for other dramas and miss Terry Pratchett goodness?

EJ: Qwinn's not worth the worry.  His "fix" isn't going to fix what he thinks it will, which certainly won't win him kudos.  Don't feel bad.  You have been amazing.

[Aroihkin]

SurrealSadi wrote...

Aroihkin wrote...

SurrealSadi wrote...

For some reason, I like this version of the opening song for KH2 a lot more than the English... Am I strange???

...I had that song as a file someone sent me, and didn't know what it was from. Am I strange? XD

(Well, yes, probably.)

Well, not everyone is interested in playing a colab game between Squenix and Disney... But Kingdom Hearts isn't a bad set of games...I enjoy them 

I didn't have access to video games other than bargain-bin sega genesis games my mother randomly found and the ocassional discounted PC game of randomness until about 2004ish. XD And even then, I didn't get a PS2 until the PS3 was about to come out, although I did end up with a gamecube in '04 when a friend sent me Skies of Arcadia Legends, and then a week later a cube to play it on. He was determined I play that effing game.

(And it was so worth it.)

So I'm kind of out of the loop. :lol:

[Aroihkin]

sami jo wrote...

I leave for other dramas and miss Terry Pratchett goodness?

EJ: Qwinn's not worth the worry.  His "fix" isn't going to fix what he thinks it will, which certainly won't win him kudos.  Don't feel bad.  You have been amazing.

You did! And agreed on Mr. IAmGoingToGetPAIDForThis.