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soignee wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

soignee wrote...

The only masochism I like is consensual!
*glares at everyone*


You have to ask before you get sexual enjoyment out of pain? Crazy times we live in.


The safeword is: darjeeling


Friggin tea lovers...

Edit: Top again *throws fit*

Just because of that:

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jenovan wrote...

*surfaces from pit o' exchange fics* 

OKAY GUYS.  Serious Zev-lore question:

You know the first time after you go to the tent and you can have that conversation about how you still didn't trust him, and he says something like, "There are poisons that would be completely harmless to me but would be killing you as we speak"?   Does anyone not interpret that to mean, he could have killed someone via sex itself?  (As opposed to using sex as a means to get close enough for some other method.)


I think that comment had a dual-meaning. Zevran, as an assassin, I imagine would have to develop a tolerance for poisons as he deals with them so much, but hearing him say this made me think about Talisen and Rinna--Zevran grew to really regret what he did, wheras Talisen completely brushed off the murder. So to speak, that would be a 'poison' that was completely harmless to Talisen but mentally enervated Zevran to extremes.

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This is for the guys, the legs, and Soignee, the shoes.



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f*ck yeah shoes

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Aroihkin wrote...

Creature 1 wrote...

jenovan wrote...

*surfaces from pit o' exchange fics* 

OKAY GUYS.  Serious Zev-lore question:

You know the first time after you go to the tent and you can have that conversation about how you still didn't trust him, and he says something like, "There are poisons that would be completely harmless to me but would be killing you as we speak"?   Does anyone not interpret that to mean, he could have killed someone via sex itself?  (As opposed to using sex as a means to get close enough for some other method.)

Sure he could have.  For some reason that's more disturbing than poisoning their drink, too.  These kinds of irrationalities are quite interesting. 

For what it's worth, I don't think such a thing is possible. 


Yeah, soignee's idea of contact poison seems likeliest, if it's during that. It's not like he hasn't had sex with a target before killing them before. Slow-acting poison's a possibility.

Nevertheless, Googling "poison semen" is rather entertaining.  :lol:

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Aroihkin wrote...

What? What is this? You want me to write Loghain/Zevran after all?
:innocent:


You mean you haven't already? tsk tsk tsk


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KnightofPhoenix wrote...
*feels left out*

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It's very close to reality I  must admit.

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TripLight wrote...

This is for the guys, the legs, and Soignee, the shoes.

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What you think guys can't appreciate high heels? Because we certainly do Image IPB

And as a admirers of fine legs, I must say these are excellent legs.
 

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Creature 1 wrote...

Aroihkin wrote...

Creature 1 wrote...

jenovan wrote...

*surfaces from pit o' exchange fics* 

OKAY GUYS.  Serious Zev-lore question:

You know the first time after you go to the tent and you can have that conversation about how you still didn't trust him, and he says something like, "There are poisons that would be completely harmless to me but would be killing you as we speak"?   Does anyone not interpret that to mean, he could have killed someone via sex itself?  (As opposed to using sex as a means to get close enough for some other method.)

Sure he could have.  For some reason that's more disturbing than poisoning their drink, too.  These kinds of irrationalities are quite interesting. 

For what it's worth, I don't think such a thing is possible. 


Yeah, soignee's idea of contact poison seems likeliest, if it's during that. It's not like he hasn't had sex with a target before killing them before. Slow-acting poison's a possibility.

Nevertheless, Googling "poison semen" is rather entertaining.  :lol:


I concur, LOL.

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Interesting assortment of responses, hah. XD

@soignee, contact poisons are a good possibility too... makes me think of the poisoned dress in "Elizabeth" :o

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Sure he could have.  For some reason that's more disturbing than poisoning their drink, too.  These kinds of irrationalities are quite interesting. 

For what it's worth, I don't think such a thing is possible. 

Yeah, I'm trying to think about it logically and I don't see how the poison would still be concentrated enough... or whatnot.. :?  But if it sounds like he could have, in the game canon... *scratches head*


@ejoslin, hmm.. I'd need the exact quote (on a laptop at the moment), but the fact that he talks about poisons "harmless to him" but killing the warden "as we speak" kinda inferred to me that he could have poisoned the Warden while they were having their tent time.  Through whatever method. :?

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

TripLight wrote...

This is for the guys, the legs, and Soignee, the shoes.

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What you think guys can't appreciate high heels? Because we certainly do Image IPB

And as a admirers of fine legs, I must say these are excellent legs.
 


I second this opinion.

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TripLight wrote...

Creature 1 wrote...

Aroihkin wrote...

Creature 1 wrote...

jenovan wrote...

*surfaces from pit o' exchange fics* 

OKAY GUYS.  Serious Zev-lore question:

You know the first time after you go to the tent and you can have that conversation about how you still didn't trust him, and he says something like, "There are poisons that would be completely harmless to me but would be killing you as we speak"?   Does anyone not interpret that to mean, he could have killed someone via sex itself?  (As opposed to using sex as a means to get close enough for some other method.)

Sure he could have.  For some reason that's more disturbing than poisoning their drink, too.  These kinds of irrationalities are quite interesting. 

For what it's worth, I don't think such a thing is possible. 


Yeah, soignee's idea of contact poison seems likeliest, if it's during that. It's not like he hasn't had sex with a target before killing them before. Slow-acting poison's a possibility.

Nevertheless, Googling "poison semen" is rather entertaining.  :lol:


I concur, LOL.

I always figured sweat instead of that, or even saliva, but just sticking it on his skin would be a lot easier and more likely. XD

I don't think they have syringes in the DA universe, or I'd wonder if he's a ninja with the needle, lol.

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jenovan wrote...

*surfaces from pit o' exchange fics* 

OKAY GUYS.  Serious Zev-lore question:

You know the first time after you go to the tent and you can have that conversation about how you still didn't trust him, and he says something like, "There are poisons that would be completely harmless to me but would be killing you as we speak"?   Does anyone not interpret that to mean, he could have killed someone via sex itself?  (As opposed to using sex as a means to get close enough for some other method.)


I always took it to mean ingested poisons, but there are some rather nasty contact poisons out there irl, so I suppose it is possible.  I never actually thought of it that way.

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...Although honestly, this is Zevran. He may have been lying just to f*ck with your head. XD

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@KnightofPhoenix and Herr Uhl

I'm glad you've enlightened me then.B)

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jenovan wrote...

Interesting assortment of responses, hah. XD

@soignee, contact poisons are a good possibility too... makes me think of the poisoned dress in "Elizabeth" :o

Creature 1 wrote...
Sure he could have.  For some reason that's more disturbing than poisoning their drink, too.  These kinds of irrationalities are quite interesting. 

For what it's worth, I don't think such a thing is possible. 

Yeah, I'm trying to think about it logically and I don't see how the poison would still be concentrated enough... or whatnot.. :?  But if it sounds like he could have, in the game canon... *scratches head*


@ejoslin, hmm.. I'd need the exact quote (on a laptop at the moment), but the fact that he talks about poisons "harmless to him" but killing the warden "as we speak" kinda inferred to me that he could have poisoned the Warden while they were having their tent time.  Through whatever method. :?


Erm . . . lip balm? 

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Aroihkin wrote...

TripLight wrote...

Creature 1 wrote...

Aroihkin wrote...

Creature 1 wrote...

jenovan wrote...

*surfaces from pit o' exchange fics* 

OKAY GUYS.  Serious Zev-lore question:

You know the first time after you go to the tent and you can have that conversation about how you still didn't trust him, and he says something like, "There are poisons that would be completely harmless to me but would be killing you as we speak"?   Does anyone not interpret that to mean, he could have killed someone via sex itself?  (As opposed to using sex as a means to get close enough for some other method.)

Sure he could have.  For some reason that's more disturbing than poisoning their drink, too.  These kinds of irrationalities are quite interesting. 

For what it's worth, I don't think such a thing is possible. 


Yeah, soignee's idea of contact poison seems likeliest, if it's during that. It's not like he hasn't had sex with a target before killing them before. Slow-acting poison's a possibility.

Nevertheless, Googling "poison semen" is rather entertaining.  :lol:


I concur, LOL.

I always figured sweat instead of that, or even saliva, but just sticking it on his skin would be a lot easier and more likely. XD

I don't think they have syringes in the DA universe, or I'd wonder if he's a ninja with the needle, lol.


Well we could just assume poisoned needles definately. Some poisons only take a drop to be deadly.

Senbon wasn't it?

Modifié par TripLight, 24 avril 2010 - 12:25 .


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hmm. shoes. brb, need to look at shoes. Would Zevran approve? Probably, some shoes can be offensive weapons you know!

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My new girl. (hasn't met up with Zev yet)


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barkingM1 wrote...

jenovan wrote...

Interesting assortment of responses, hah. XD

@soignee, contact poisons are a good possibility too... makes me think of the poisoned dress in "Elizabeth" :o

Creature 1 wrote...
Sure he could have.  For some reason that's more disturbing than poisoning their drink, too.  These kinds of irrationalities are quite interesting. 

For what it's worth, I don't think such a thing is possible. 

Yeah, I'm trying to think about it logically and I don't see how the poison would still be concentrated enough... or whatnot.. :?  But if it sounds like he could have, in the game canon... *scratches head*


@ejoslin, hmm.. I'd need the exact quote (on a laptop at the moment), but the fact that he talks about poisons "harmless to him" but killing the warden "as we speak" kinda inferred to me that he could have poisoned the Warden while they were having their tent time.  Through whatever method. :?


Erm . . . lip balm? 

Zevran pulling a Poison Ivy! XD

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Yeah, I'm trying to think about it logically and I don't see how the poison would still be concentrated enough... or whatnot.. :?  But if it sounds like he could have, in the game canon... *scratches head*

Some drugs do come with warnings that they can be secreted in semen, but nowhere near the levels needed to kill anyone.  I suppose it could be possible supposing some drug that you can easily build super-high resistance to that somehow manages to home to the seminal vesicles by an unknown mechanism.  (Magic! :wizard:

Same problem with poisoning someone and feeding them to a vampire to poison the vampire, cool as it is in concept.  To poison someone, you need to give them so many milligrams drug per kilogram body mass.  Take a few grams of that body mass and put it into another person weighing many kilograms and it's just diluted too much to do any harm. 

So it's either magic :wizard: or he was BSing you.  I'm inclined to think it's magic.  :wizard:

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@KnightofPhoenix and Herr Uhl

I'm glad you've enlightened me then.B)


Then start wearing heels! We demand it! Image IPB
(as long as you don't become taller than me, but I am pretty tall so I presume that won't be a problem).

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TripLight wrote...

Aroihkin wrote...

TripLight wrote...

Creature 1 wrote...

Aroihkin wrote...

Creature 1 wrote...

jenovan wrote...

*surfaces from pit o' exchange fics* 

OKAY GUYS.  Serious Zev-lore question:

You know the first time after you go to the tent and you can have that conversation about how you still didn't trust him, and he says something like, "There are poisons that would be completely harmless to me but would be killing you as we speak"?   Does anyone not interpret that to mean, he could have killed someone via sex itself?  (As opposed to using sex as a means to get close enough for some other method.)

Sure he could have.  For some reason that's more disturbing than poisoning their drink, too.  These kinds of irrationalities are quite interesting. 

For what it's worth, I don't think such a thing is possible. 


Yeah, soignee's idea of contact poison seems likeliest, if it's during that. It's not like he hasn't had sex with a target before killing them before. Slow-acting poison's a possibility.

Nevertheless, Googling "poison semen" is rather entertaining.  :lol:


I concur, LOL.

I always figured sweat instead of that, or even saliva, but just sticking it on his skin would be a lot easier and more likely. XD

I don't think they have syringes in the DA universe, or I'd wonder if he's a ninja with the needle, lol.


Well we could just assume poisoned needles definately. Some poisons only take a drop to be deadly.

Senbon wasn't it?

Very true, doesn't need to be an injection even if it's needles.

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jenovan wrote...

Interesting assortment of responses, hah. XD

@soignee, contact poisons are a good possibility too... makes me think of the poisoned dress in "Elizabeth" :o

Creature 1 wrote...
Sure he could have.  For some reason that's more disturbing than poisoning their drink, too.  These kinds of irrationalities are quite interesting. 

For what it's worth, I don't think such a thing is possible. 

Yeah, I'm trying to think about it logically and I don't see how the poison would still be concentrated enough... or whatnot.. :?  But if it sounds like he could have, in the game canon... *scratches head*


@ejoslin, hmm.. I'd need the exact quote (on a laptop at the moment), but the fact that he talks about poisons "harmless to him" but killing the warden "as we speak" kinda inferred to me that he could have poisoned the Warden while they were having their tent time.  Through whatever method. :?


There are some pretty nasty concentrated contact poisons that take very little to kill. (I sound like a total psycho here, but toxins are kind of my research area). It would be pretty easy to put one of those in a lubricant or massage oil.

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So it's either magic :wizard: or he was BSing you.  I'm inclined to think it's magic.  :wizard:

Additionally, another good reason the HM always tops.  Worried about poison! 

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

TripLight wrote...

@KnightofPhoenix and Herr Uhl

I'm glad you've enlightened me then.B)


Then start wearing heels! We demand it! Image IPB
(as long as you don't become taller than me, but I am pretty tall so I presume that won't be a problem).


I'm 5' 4"..with my heels I get up to 5' 7", I don't think height will be a problem:lol:.