He's so laid-back, he makes Anders, Sebastian, & Aveline look preachy and annoying.
He's so open-minded, he makes Fenris, Carver & Anders look like whiny, bigoted jerks.
He's so smart, he makes Merrill look naive and childish.
He's so gentlemanly, he makes Isabela look like a ****.
He's so sexy, he makes everyone (except Hawke) look unattractive.
He's so badass, he makes everyone (except Hawke) look like weak wimps.
He's so charming, he makes everyone (except Sarcastic Hawke) look like a charmless fool.
In the Hawke's own words, "Varric must be stopped!"
Seriously, if it weren't for Varric, there won't be so much hate on the other characters.
Seriously BioWare, stop making characters as awesome as Varric. He's too awesome to exist and he makes everyone else look bad.

^ Pic by ekocentric
Modifié par iSignIn, 11 octobre 2012 - 01:42 .





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