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Please, no more Varric-like characters!


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Because he's just so good, he makes everyone else look bad.

He's so laid-back, he makes Anders, Sebastian, & Aveline look preachy and annoying.

He's so open-minded, he makes Fenris, Carver & Anders look like whiny, bigoted jerks.

He's so smart, he makes Merrill look naive and childish.

He's so gentlemanly, he makes Isabela look like a ****.

He's so sexy, he makes everyone (except Hawke) look unattractive.

He's so badass, he makes everyone (except Hawke) look like weak wimps.

He's so charming, he makes everyone (except Sarcastic Hawke) look like a charmless fool.

In the Hawke's own words, "Varric must be stopped!"

Seriously, if it weren't for Varric, there won't be so much hate on the other characters.

Seriously BioWare, stop making characters as awesome as Varric. He's too awesome to exist and he makes everyone else look bad.


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Modifié par iSignIn, 11 octobre 2012 - 01:42 .


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Varric Tethras in,

Hard in Hightown 2: Siege Harder!

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Conniving_Eagle

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Lol, I agree about that, but I want moar Varric.

#Winning.

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AresKeith

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Varric was awesome

We need moar Isabela too

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I don't think it would be possible to make another varric

Modifié par Ericander77, 11 octobre 2012 - 01:44 .


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meanieweenie

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AresKeith wrote...

Varric was awesome

We need moar Isabela too


Agreed on both points!

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DeathScepter

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meanieweenie wrote...

AresKeith wrote...

Varric was awesome

We need moar Isabela too


Agreed on both points!


Yeah that is true.


I like Varric a lot. My Rogue/Shadow Hawke are best friends with Varric. There wasn't a scene that they didn't get a long. my hawke was a dedicated Funny hawke too.

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SgtElias

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Conniving_Eagle wrote...

Lol, I agree about that, but I want moar Varric.

#Winning.


For some reason, I read: "I want to moan, "Varric."  :blink:

I think it's time I excused myself from the forums for awhile.

But on topic: Yes! More Varric! ^_^

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KENNY4753

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I think we can all agree that if they tried to create another Varric it would be an epic fail

There can be only one Varric

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frostajulie

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I saw the thread title and thought WTF is WRONG with you but then I read your thread and was all like yeeeeeah....

Varric is to DA as the Fonze is to cool

Modifié par frostajulie, 11 octobre 2012 - 02:10 .


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Didn't you hear? He went home to Orzammar. The Assembly decided to make Varric a Paragon of Manliness. :lol:

SgtElias wrote...

For some reason, I read: "I want to moan, "Varric."  :blink:


I bet quite a few ladies have moaned that over the years.

Modifié par Face of Evil, 11 octobre 2012 - 02:16 .


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syllogi

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I really hope he's a companion again. I think he's got enough potential for future stories and still has a bit of mystery around his background. It doesn't have to be a rehash (unless it's all about his brother, don't do that please).

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Face of Evil wrote...

Didn't you hear? He went home to Orzammar. The Assembly decided to make Varric a Paragon of Manliness. :lol:

SgtElias wrote...

For some reason, I read: "I want to moan, "Varric."  :blink:


I bet quite a few ladies have moaned that over the years.


i thought He was The               Paragon of Sexy Epic Chest Hair, Epic Win and Sex appeal. 

Modifié par DeathScepter, 11 octobre 2012 - 02:31 .


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KiddDaBeauty wrote...

Varric Tethras in,

Hard in Hightown 2: Siege Harder!


Is that the one starring Bianca? Because I remember the very distinct line of, "Bianca,  you mynx, that was beautiful!"

Modifié par Mr Arg, 11 octobre 2012 - 02:59 .


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Quicksilver26

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Varric FTW go Varric

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So no likable, charming characters in DA3? Just more moody and brooding ones, like the rest of the DA2 cast?

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ShadyKat

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Like many have said, Varric was by far the best character in DA2. I was also surprised by how much I liked Isabela. Merrill had a few moments, and Aveline grew on me. The rest were just not ver likable.

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ShadowLordXII

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I loved Varric, bring him in for DA3!

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Arthur Cousland

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I like the Varric Godfather pic.

I always have my dwarven buddy around, even if my Hawke is also an archer.  Without Varric, the game just seems like something is missing.

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varric is pure awesomeness he rocks.

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Varric was probably the most sane. So yes, I approve. I also liked the Hawke siblings (Carver could be whiny, but in his position I'd probably feel the same, and Bethany can be kind of a wimp), Aveline (though I take issue with her and how she handled the whole fugitive who ran to the Qunari thing), and Fenris (who could have toned down the brooding just a bit- but I love his conversations with Varric). And he had the best party banter with the other companions.

He had his moment with the idol and wanting to kill Bartrand, but you can talk him out of it. He's not unreasonable.

Modifié par FenrirBlackDragon, 11 octobre 2012 - 04:25 .


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But if they don't bring back a character like Varric, people will still complain about Varric being too awesome. But if they DO...
Oh no...

VARRIC-CEPTION! (Overused joke, I know, but I'm just an unimaginative dude that repeats every joke he hears.)
(No, I'm serious. Even my sig is a reference to PeanutButterGamer. Look up "Weird Arcade Games 2 G-Files" on Youtube. You'll know then.)

Modifié par bob_20000, 11 octobre 2012 - 05:28 .


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Conniving_Eagle

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-Inserts slideshow of Dwarven art, culture, and pictures of Varric-

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Matchy Pointy

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Ericander77 wrote...

I don't think it would be possible to make another varric


Thats why we need Varric back :)

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I don't need any more sl*ts in my game, so no more Isabela. Thanks.