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Alistair! How could you?? *sob*


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#26
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TeenZombie wrote...

I like to tell myself that when Morrigan blew out that candle she pulled out a cup and a turkey baster. And the Old God baby is going to bring good dental care and new hairstyles to Thedas, since it *is* the Old God of Beauty.

...does that help?


And new styles of footwear for all of Lelianna's fans.

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ReubenLiew wrote...

He is Maric's son.


And Cailans brother.

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ReubenLiew

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So that was his master plan all along.

Sneaky git.

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Hmm, I dumped him for Leliana, so we were "just friends". And then talked him out of sacrifice, so my Dalish elf died, he lived, and that **** Anora wouldn't even hold hands with him at the coronation! If you really want Alistair to live, don't love him.

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Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Oh you two. Keeping my nights warm.

That's just the Brandy.

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Alistair IS Calian. Bobsmyuncle already posted proof.

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Quit giving away trade secrets man!

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Dang. It's a shame that after taking the course that finalizes the ending we're required to do hours of grueling combat just to see how things turn out. I'd have liked the opportunity to play out several scenarios in the same game.

All in all, though, I'd rather visit my love secretly in a warm bed than publicly beside a cold grave. He'll NOT be dying on me again. Not ever! Image IPB

Modifié par Di, 30 décembre 2009 - 01:32 .


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Seallyn wrote...

ReubenLiew wrote...

You leave him at the gates.
And there are worse things to do to avoid death than through sex.

-edit- *shakes fist* ninja'd ><


Agreed!  Even if it is with Morrigan.


Just going on the body double and the mighty fine Claudia Black voicing her, I can think of  a lot worse things than having sex with Morrigan. Like, ummmmm... the brood mother.. yeah. I went there Herr Uhl.

Modifié par ozenglish, 30 décembre 2009 - 01:34 .


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Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Alistair IS Calian. Bobsmyuncle already posted proof.


That explains why you never see them together in the same spot at any one time!
*plays eerie music*

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LostScout wrote...

Hmm, I dumped him for Leliana, so we were "just friends". And then talked him out of sacrifice, so my Dalish elf died, he lived, and that **** Anora wouldn't even hold hands with him at the coronation! If you really want Alistair to live, don't love him.

She is marrying a carbon copy of her dead husband. Her dead husband is dead due to her father. Her father is dead due to Alastairs pal.

Yeah, she is such a cold ****.

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I must be the ONLY woman who told Alistair after he dumped my PC, "Ok, do it then! I'll never forget you!" Geez, by that time I had hooked up with Zevran and went off with him to rebuild the gray wardens. Well, that is after giving Anora all sorts of advice as her chancellor . . .

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Seallyn wrote...

If you're in a romance with Alistair he will kill himself no matter what.

Way to help the woman's self-esteem...

(ok this is totally out of context but i couldn't resist Image IPB

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All I can say on this Allistair thing, is that he has a crush on my dwarf noble chick, and if I were that reluctant to sleep with a woman, I think I would rather become a eunich and join the foreign legion. Like Allistair, I understand being a gentleman, but go and let out some frustration. A girl won't give you too hard a time if you cry after your first lay.. sheesh man.

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ReubenLiew wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Alistair IS Calian. Bobsmyuncle already posted proof.


That explains why you never see them together in the same spot at any one time!
*plays eerie music*

The war-meeting, right? Damn, such a good conspiracy plan.

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Herr Uhl wrote...

LostScout wrote...

Hmm, I dumped him for Leliana, so we were "just friends". And then talked him out of sacrifice, so my Dalish elf died, he lived, and that **** Anora wouldn't even hold hands with him at the coronation! If you really want Alistair to live, don't love him.

She is marrying a carbon copy of her dead husband. Her dead husband is dead due to her father. Her father is dead due to Alastairs pal.

Yeah, she is such a cold ****.

So, what you are saying is Anora has been hardened!Image IPB

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Well she certainly got ME hardened.



In some lights, you can actually spell Cailan's name with Alistair.

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Herr Uhl wrote...

ReubenLiew wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Alistair IS Calian. Bobsmyuncle already posted proof.


That explains why you never see them together in the same spot at any one time!
*plays eerie music*

The war-meeting, right? Damn, such a good conspiracy plan.

Bzzzzt, WRONG.  Alistair is sent off before it.

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Or WAS he?

Dun dun DUNNN!

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Taleroth wrote...
Bzzzzt, WRONG.  Alistair is sent off before it.


Good, now we just have to prove that the footage of Cailan getting killed by an ogre was faked, and we are home safe.

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Taleroth wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

ReubenLiew wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Alistair IS Calian. Bobsmyuncle already posted proof.


That explains why you never see them together in the same spot at any one time!
*plays eerie music*

The war-meeting, right? Damn, such a good conspiracy plan.

Bzzzzt, WRONG.  Alistair is sent off before it.


Wrong to you good sir, there is a secret trap door where he gets into his Cailan Armour. Then he reappears by fade portal over at the table.

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Herr Uhl wrote...

Taleroth wrote...
Bzzzzt, WRONG.  Alistair is sent off before it.


Good, now we just have to prove that the footage of Cailan getting killed by an ogre was faked, and we are home safe.


Stunt double.

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ReubenLiew wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Taleroth wrote...
Bzzzzt, WRONG.  Alistair is sent off before it.


Good, now we just have to prove that the footage of Cailan getting killed by an ogre was faked, and we are home safe.

Stunt double.

Any good king would have one. But the question now is, was Alastair that went to the tower the stunt-double, or Alastair?

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They were both stunt doubles.

Alistair was secretly with Flemeth this whole time.

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Is it possible Maric had more than two sons? Ferelden has lots of maids, Maric is a lusty guy, and maybe the kids all look alike? Cailastair.