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[Herr Uhl]

LadyDamodred wrote...

SarEnyaDor wrote...
Also, an electric shock in the anus will make even a dead man ejaculate, so if you wanna, just imagine that Morrigan prodded him a little.

Also a true story? 

Google electroejaculation.

Edit: Damn ninjas. Might as well add her link clickie

Modifié par Herr Uhl, 05 avril 2010 - 02:13 .

[SarEnyaDor]

Sorry, Herr.



On the other hand, it is very rare when I am the ninja instead of the ninjeed.

[Herr Uhl]

That is what makes it worse. It's supposed to be me that ninjas you.



*sits rocking back and forth in fetal position thinking about how his skillz are deteriorating*

[Axekix]

Well... that is... interesting.

[SarEnyaDor]

Perhaps you should be rocking back and forth wondering how on earth I had such easy access to those links..... *creepy horror music*

[Herr Uhl]

Necrophilia?



Having easy access to such links is a lovable trait in my books.

[SarEnyaDor]

Bwhaaaa! You just reminded me of the worst/funniest line I ever heard in an SVU episode: "You can't tell me you've never had the urge to crack open a cold one..." I swear I was laughing, facepalming, and groaning in disgust all at the same time.

edited to add - now that I think about it, it may have been Criminal Minds....

Modifié par SarEnyaDor, 05 avril 2010 - 02:33 .

[errant_knight]

Mommy, I'm scared of the interwebz....

[LadyDamodred]

Oh, I'm a huge fan of google being your friend. I was trying to be funny. *sighs*

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

SarEnyaDor wrote...


Also, an electric shock in the anus will make even a dead man ejaculate, so if you wanna, just imagine that Morrigan prodded him a little.

Better than Viagra, then?

***starts looking for old truck battery and cables***

[LadyDamodred]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

SarEnyaDor wrote...


Also, an electric shock in the anus will make even a dead man ejaculate, so if you wanna, just imagine that Morrigan prodded him a little.

Better than Viagra, then?

***starts looking for old truck battery and cables***

Might I suggest not using jumper cables?

[SarEnyaDor]

Cattle prod, definately a cattle prod.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

LadyDamodred wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

SarEnyaDor wrote...


Also, an electric shock in the anus will make even a dead man ejaculate, so if you wanna, just imagine that Morrigan prodded him a little.

Better than Viagra, then?

***starts looking for old truck battery and cables***

Might I suggest not using jumper cables?

Why not? Wouldn't that make it even bigger?:devil:

[LadyDamodred]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

SarEnyaDor wrote...


Also, an electric shock in the anus will make even a dead man ejaculate, so if you wanna, just imagine that Morrigan prodded him a little.

Better than Viagra, then?

***starts looking for old truck battery and cables***

Might I suggest not using jumper cables?

Why not? Wouldn't that make it even bigger?:devil:

Oh, it's not the voltage that's the problem.  Jumper cables have a wicked bite.  Although, I suppose the blood would help conduct the electricity better.

[SarEnyaDor]

*backs away slowly and quietly*

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

No, definitely the amps are the problem. Turn you into a pile of dust. Maybe the use of a stungun might yield better results. All the voltage, zero the amps.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

And how the hell did this discussion diverge from "Alistair enjoying making little Satan with Morrigan" to the pros and cons of electructing the anuses of dead men with truck batteries vs stun batons so we can watch them ejaculate?

***Sigh*** However did my mind survive the days before internet message boards?

[sylvanaerie]

ummm I am just gonna ummm yea back away now...

[Count Viceroy]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

And how the hell did this discussion diverge from "Alistair enjoying making little Satan with Morrigan" to the pros and cons of electructing the anuses of dead men with truck batteries vs stun batons so we can watch them ejaculate?

Meh, All you have to do is ask.

[LadyDamodred]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

And how the hell did this discussion diverge from "Alistair enjoying making little Satan with Morrigan" to the pros and cons of electructing the anuses of dead men with truck batteries vs stun batons so we can watch them ejaculate?

***Sigh*** However did my mind survive the days before internet message boards?

Oh, you have no idea.  What the mind's eye has seen cannot be unseen.  I should probably hang out with the internet trolls a little less.

*very carefully replaces the topic back on its track*

[Herr Uhl]

I now have an image of Morrigan reaching around Alastair's back with her staff up his anus casting a lightning spell.



T'is a most amusing image.

[Thor Rand Al]

ROFL OMG this last page is killing me. You guys are just, that's a disturbing image, thanks Herr lmao

[Axekix]

LadyDamodred wrote...
*very carefully replaces the topic back on its track*

I don't think it worked.

[AliceTheGiraffe]

Gahhhh the idea some of you have that Alistair liked Morrigan 's ritual and wants her more in the future makes me want to do this:
/LSNFLSDFNLDFNLSDFNLSDKFHSDLFSLMEL

It's like in Braveheart, when Princess Isabella is all, "Oh, he's so romantic and I'm desperate to have sex with a hairy manly man cuz my husband is gay and dont want me. booo hoo."

William Wallace was with Marion (and poo to Mel Gibson for changing her name to Murron, wtf name is that) and poooooooooooo to Morrigan for the stupid ritual. /Grumble, grumble.

[TheBlackBaron]

Oh, I don't think he wanted her more in the future. But there's no denying that he like the ritual itself, otherwise the whole plan would have flown out the window and there's be splodey bits of Warden soul all over the top of Fort Drakon.

EDIT: I have to admit though, the reactions of female players to the Ritual, especially if they're romancing Alistair, are always interesting and entertaining to read about.

Modifié par TheBlackBaron, 05 avril 2010 - 04:08 .