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[savagesparrow]

Estelle019230 wrote...

I felt dirty just telling Alistair to do that with Morrigan... xD I thought the cutscene where it happened was kinda funny, though. The horrified look on Alistair's face was priceless, haha.

Oh my god, me too. I had to get up and walk around for a sec because I was just like, "Ewwwwwwww...." And the fact that they make you watch, too. The whole time I wanted to be like, "Hey Morrigan, ur doin' it wrong!" XD

(though I do agree that the horrified look was pretty priceless. And he looked kinda sexy on the bed XD )

[ReubenLiew]

They shoulda just let there be a persuade option to do it as a threesome.

Everyone goes back happy!

[hyrulehistorian]

ok so there was an extra morrigan fully clothed in the background during that scene. hilarious. anyway, me being timid around the ladies... if morrigan was approaching me i'd be super nervous... but oh yes I would enjoy it. Alistar is a man, any man would love to do it with Morrigan.

[hyrulehistorian]

ReubenLiew wrote...

They shoulda just let there be a persuade option to do it as a threesome.
Everyone goes back happy!

thats a bad threesom. Get Leliana involved and then holy hell thats awesome.

[Skellimancer]

Taleroth wrote...

On one hand, she's voiced by Claudia Black! How can he not enjoy that?

On the other hand, Maker knows if she has ever washed.

Not to mention she spent a lot of time in animal form, with other animals..

[ReubenLiew]

What, Odor de Moose does not entice you?

[vickiediablos]

Rhinna wrote...

*Alastair hitches up his drawers as he swaggers out of Morrigans room...seeing the PC (female) he puts on a pouty face and sighs heavily*

(female)PC:  "So...how was it?......"

Alastair:  "It was...what I had to do....to save us both"  *He hugs the female PC tightly and  then gives a wink, mouths "HOT!" and gives two thumbs up surreptiously to Zevran and Oghran who are standing in the corner making lewd hand motions behind the female PC's back*

Win.

[hyrulehistorian]

ReubenLiew wrote...

What, Odor de Moose does not entice you?

if that means what i think it means then... its fine... so long as there is no crossing swords.... or streams, cause i dont want every partical in my body to accelarate and explode at the speed of light.

[arntson]

didnt i already say there was no sex after the cut scene

ali: ok the cameras gone get off me ****

morrigan: my pleasure uhg your so smelly

ali:your no rose either do you think we fooled her

morrigan:certainly now go in the bathroom and fill up the jar!

[arntson]

alister:fine dont have to shout...****

[Skellimancer]

I bet the sex cutscene was longer than Alistairs performance. Hard to decide who i felt more sorry for.

[Tirigon]

hyrulehistorian wrote...

ReubenLiew wrote...

They shoulda just let there be a persuade option to do it as a threesome.
Everyone goes back happy!

thats a bad threesom. Get Leliana involved and then holy hell thats awesome.

Why so few people? Come on, Zevran and Oghren should join you. Maybe Wynne, when she has drunken enough with Oghren. We could also invite Eamon. Isolde if she´s still alive. Anora, if PC or Alistair marry her. The Lady of the Forest, so Morrigan is not the only Shapeshifter. All those girls from Redcliff seeking shelter in the castle. Shianni of course - I need some beauty to distract me from killing Anora, Isolde etc... Sten needs education in Fereldan customs, he must join too. Teagan, otherwise Isolde wont come. Lanaya - she wanted to get to know humans, right? Isabella, for she is experieced in that sort of thing. And we should let the soldiers watch or join,  so morale is high for the coming fight. Maybe we should just celebrate the victory over the blight already, before so many die for it in the battle.
And dont even think of inviting the broodmother, that´s perverted!!!!!!!:sick::sick::sick::sick::sick:

[Kohaku]

That's an orgy. Even Maric couldn't do all that in one night.

[AntiChri5]

Tirigon wrote...

hyrulehistorian wrote...

ReubenLiew wrote...

They shoulda just let there be a persuade option to do it as a threesome.
Everyone goes back happy!

thats a bad threesom. Get Leliana involved and then holy hell thats awesome.

Why so few people? Come on, Zevran and Oghren should join you. Maybe Wynne, when she has drunken enough with Oghren. We could also invite Eamon. Isolde if she´s still alive. Anora, if PC or Alistair marry her. The Lady of the Forest, so Morrigan is not the only Shapeshifter. All those girls from Redcliff seeking shelter in the castle. Shianni of course - I need some beauty to distract me from killing Anora, Isolde etc... Sten needs education in Fereldan customs, he must join too. Teagan, otherwise Isolde wont come. Lanaya - she wanted to get to know humans, right? Isabella, for she is experieced in that sort of thing. And we should let the soldiers watch or join,  so morale is high for the coming fight. Maybe we should just celebrate the victory over the blight already, before so many die for it in the battle.
And dont even think of inviting the broodmother, that´s perverted!!!!!!!:sick::sick::sick::sick::sick:

ummm is there any room in the castle big enough??
P.S. Maybe send some messengers to the pearl?

[ReubenLiew]

All that and you forget the dog?

For shame.

[Taleroth]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

That's an orgy. Even Maric couldn't do all that in one night.

He lacked ambition.

[hyrulehistorian]

ReubenLiew wrote...

All that and you forget the dog?
For shame.

poor dog

[savagesparrow]

Broodmother makes it tentacle rape though! And lord knows there's enough tentacles for all! XD

[Tirigon]

AntiChri5 wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

hyrulehistorian wrote...

ReubenLiew wrote...

They shoulda just let there be a persuade option to do it as a threesome.
Everyone goes back happy!

thats a bad threesom. Get Leliana involved and then holy hell thats awesome.

Why so few people? Come on, Zevran and Oghren should join you. Maybe Wynne, when she has drunken enough with Oghren. We could also invite Eamon. Isolde if she´s still alive. Anora, if PC or Alistair marry her. The Lady of the Forest, so Morrigan is not the only Shapeshifter. All those girls from Redcliff seeking shelter in the castle. Shianni of course - I need some beauty to distract me from killing Anora, Isolde etc... Sten needs education in Fereldan customs, he must join too. Teagan, otherwise Isolde wont come. Lanaya - she wanted to get to know humans, right? Isabella, for she is experieced in that sort of thing. And we should let the soldiers watch or join,  so morale is high for the coming fight. Maybe we should just celebrate the victory over the blight already, before so many die for it in the battle.
And dont even think of inviting the broodmother, that´s perverted!!!!!!!:sick::sick::sick::sick::sick:

ummm is there any room in the castle big enough??
P.S. Maybe send some messengers to the pearl?

We are a caste and pious people! We dont want any prostitutes to get involved, right? That would be lewd and wicked. For the same reason I did not mention dog or any other animals. And, savagesparrow, I told you NOT to think about broodmother. You are a bad girl. You shall NOT be allowed to join.

Well the room might be a problem, that´s true. But then, people will be quite close at each other, so we would actually save room. Imagine we *didnt* celebrate. We had to find private, separated rooms for all the people mentioned. This way we always have the great hall.

Modifié par Tirigon, 30 décembre 2009 - 03:39 .

[Wrathra]

Maybe he just closed his eyes and thought of England?

[AntiChri5]

For Ferelden.....For the Grey WARDEEEEEENS!!!!

Modifié par AntiChri5, 30 décembre 2009 - 03:43 .

[hyrulehistorian]

from discussing whether or not allistar enjoyed poking morrigan (which he did). To fantasizing about mass orgies in Dragon Age... gotta love the bioware forums.

[Tirigon]

hyrulehistorian wrote...

from discussing whether or not allistar enjoyed poking morrigan (which he did). To fantasizing about mass orgies in Dragon Age... gotta love the bioware forums.

True.  I didnt write / talk so much sh!t since I finished french classes at school. These forums are great.

[mrofni]

You could hold the orgy in the ring in Orzammar. It should be big enough, It has already had lots of experience with crossing swords and holes that bleed. I think I even remember a few missiles being shot!

[TomBrokaw]

Speaking as a man, I can tell you unequivocally that he did. End of discussion.