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[DaneWolf]

kuurankuiskaus wrote...

I started to read this topic a while ago... and guess what... I got inspired!

The result doodle: kuurankuiskaus.deviantart.com/art/A-Not-So-Private-Ritual-148581819

What can I say... you people inspire me

LOL ROFL OMG OMG!!! 

Best game joke I ever saw drawed!!! 

[Taleroth]

Sabriana wrote...

I meant (for the sake of the Alistair fan-club that he would say something in the lines of "I'll think of my one true love during all that." Or something like that.

So, you agree that he'd be screaming "Oh, Duncan!" then?

[nos_astra]

I'm pretty sure Alistair enjoyed it, although not without an appropriate amount of guilt, shame and awkwardiness. But what about Morrigan?

[Kohaku]

I'm sure she says the same thing she says to the player character male Gray Warden.



Morrigan: (Chuckles) "Finished with me now, are you? Well, you do not get away so easily as that. I will have my way with you until I am satisfied. Out of a sense of fairness, if nothing else...

[Taleroth]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

I'm sure she says the same thing she says to the player character male Gray Warden.

Morrigan: (Chuckles) "Finished with me now, are you? Well, you do not get away so easily as that. I will have my way with you until I am satisfied. Out of a sense of fairness, if nothing else...

I don't remember that!  And I'm rather certain I would have.

[Recidiva]

Taleroth wrote...

So, you agree that he'd be screaming "Oh, Duncan!" then?

He'll keep pulling Morrigan's hair back into a ponytail, just to get it done.

[Kohaku]

Taleroth wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

I'm sure she says the same thing she says to the player character male Gray Warden.

Morrigan: (Chuckles) "Finished with me now, are you? Well, you do not get away so easily as that. I will have my way with you until I am satisfied. Out of a sense of fairness, if nothing else...

I don't remember that!  And I'm rather certain I would have.

Really? I'll unquote it then. I got that from the Unoffical Dragon Age Wiki.

[Taleroth]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Taleroth wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

I'm sure she says the same thing she says to the player character male Gray Warden.

Morrigan: (Chuckles) "Finished with me now, are you? Well, you do not get away so easily as that. I will have my way with you until I am satisfied. Out of a sense of fairness, if nothing else...

I don't remember that!  And I'm rather certain I would have.

Really? I'll unquote it then. I got that from the Unoffical Dragon Age Wiki.

Wait, I see the context it's from.  It occurs in response to "Do you really need to talk?"  which is rather ungentlemanly!  No wonder I never heard it.

[Kohaku]

Taleroth wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Taleroth wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

I'm sure she says the same thing she says to the player character male Gray Warden.

Morrigan: (Chuckles) "Finished with me now, are you? Well, you do not get away so easily as that. I will have my way with you until I am satisfied. Out of a sense of fairness, if nothing else...

I don't remember that!  And I'm rather certain I would have.

Really? I'll unquote it then. I got that from the Unoffical Dragon Age Wiki.

Wait, I see the context it's from.  It occurs in response to "Do you really need to talk?"  which is rather ungentlemanly!  No wonder I never heard it.

She's a prickly little minx.

[Squiggles1334]

The great thing is that Alistair doesn't even have to cuddle or do any pillow-talk or even bother making sure it was good for her as it was for him.

[Lucy Glitter]

AntiChri5 wrote...

For Ferelden.....For the Grey WARDEEEEEENS!!!!

Oh jesus this had to be quoted for it's hilarity! HAHAHAHAHA.

[Wrathra]

tmp7704 wrote...

Sabriana wrote...

Loghain: "An odd request. I will just pretend that it's my dear departed wife I'm sleeping with
Morrigan; "you envision sleeping with a as corpse being better?"

I would bet anything that the Alistair fanclub would prefer that response from him. Yes? No? What?

OK, now i have this weird mental image of cutscene where Alistair travels down Morrigan's body, eyes shut tight, and as he reaches the nether regions he exclaims in teary voice...

"Oh, Duncan!"

You almost killed me. I choked on my water.

I hope you're happy!!

[Gold Dragon]

I think they missed out on another option, one that might have made Alistair more willing...



When the PC is a Female Human Noble, and romancing/Queen to be, she should have a counter-proposal: Use part of that same ritual to get the PC with child (Alistair DOES mention that earlier), and I think he might well go for it...



Duty is Duty, you know....

[Creature 1]

klarabella wrote...

I'm pretty sure Alistair enjoyed it, although not without an appropriate amount of guilt, shame and awkwardiness. But what about Morrigan?

Good question.  I'm not sure. 

[Tirigon]

Creature 1 wrote...

klarabella wrote...

I'm pretty sure Alistair enjoyed it, although not without an appropriate amount of guilt, shame and awkwardiness. But what about Morrigan?

Good question.  I'm not sure. 

She did. After all, she has never had a friend her entire life, as we get to know in Lothering. If you romance Alistair you will also know that he is great in bed. So she would definitely enjoy him.
Nevertheless, she would enjoy a mass orgy even more I think. Definitely without Broodmother, maybe even if it takes part..... And she would enjoy Shianni. Everyone would. Vaughan was even ready to die for doing so.

[Baalzie]

Tirigon wrote...

She did. After all, she has never had a friend her entire life, as we get to know in Lothering. If you romance Alistair you will also know that he is great in bed. So she would definitely enjoy him.
Nevertheless, she would enjoy a mass orgy even more I think. Definitely without Broodmother, maybe even if it takes part..... And she would enjoy Shianni. Everyone would. Vaughan was even ready to die for doing so.

Shianni.... Yes....  I can see that..... Ehrmmm... Where were we? Oh  yes... Orgie...
But alas Morrigan might be a hot little she-Minx, but she's not for sharing.... As she states openly...
So no... No nifty Orgie with Morrie in it...

[Creature 1]

Tirigon wrote...
She did. After all, she has never had a friend her entire life, as we get to know in Lothering. If you romance Alistair you will also know that he is great in bed. So she would definitely enjoy him.

Really?  I romanced him and didn't really notice.  My character had the option to tell Lel he was great, but that was before they'd even had sex, so I suspect she's not 100% honest about that. 

Regardless, even if he's hell on wheels (in a good way), if he's not expending the effort or if her heart's not in it it might not work for her. 

[Emerald Melios]

Maria Caliban wrote...

I'm having an argument with someone who claims Alistair totally hated Morrigan, there's no way he could have enjoyed himself while having sex with her, and having them sleep together is akin to rape. I swear there was a dev quote where one of the writers (possibly David) said he probably enjoyed himself even if Alistair doesn't like Morrigan.

Can anyone help me out?

Starting from Lothering, you could cut the sexual tension between them with a knife......

[Kryyptehk]

As a Ali-fangirl, I am uncomfortable with the thought that he would enjoy himself, but he probably did. I mean, you don't have to like someone to want to have sex with them. And to enjoy yourself during.



I wish there was a option to have a threesome, it would be fair and fun!

[Kryyptehk]

Emerald Melios wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...

I'm having an argument with someone who claims Alistair totally hated Morrigan, there's no way he could have enjoyed himself while having sex with her, and having them sleep together is akin to rape. I swear there was a dev quote where one of the writers (possibly David) said he probably enjoyed himself even if Alistair doesn't like Morrigan.

Can anyone help me out?

Starting from Lothering, you could cut the sexual tension between them with a knife......

I really, really don't get this. I didn't really see it all that much. But there is something Alistair says to Leliana that makes me think he has definitely though about her in a naughty Chantry sister outfit. Where he says something about how bards lull there marks into complacency and that he would take the risk of getting killed.

[Mlai00]

The real question is not "Did he enjoy it?" All men enjoy it.

The real question Alistair-fans want to ask is "Did he mentally enjoy it?"

And yeah I think he did. There's definitely a hate-sex vibe going on between those two.

Doesn't mean he wouldn't be scared and nervous. And guilty. But a big part of him definitely enjoyed it. Um, not a pun.

[Raiil]

I don't understand/follow the hate!sex thing, so my opinion is a little bleh on the matter.





If Alistair's not in a relationship, he's probably enjoying it for what it is- the lights are off and there's a pleasurable sensation. I doubt Morrigan's chattering a lot so he can pretend it's whomever he wants. If he is in a relationship, well, the lights are off and he can pretend it's whomever he wants.





And he doesn't even have to be physically attracted to her for it to work. Enough gay men have impregnated women the 'natural' way for that to be common sense. People are very capable of disassociation in a snap when the need arises. The desire for the end result can be enough. Unless there's true loathing (and I very much doubt Alistair truly loathes Morrigan; he dislikes her, but he doesn't hate her necessarily), one can force themselves into arousal, in this case for the greater good.

[Urshakk]

At first he doesn't seem too thrilled at the idea ( "Couldn't you just knock me out first?" ) but I'm sure once it got down to it he quickly changed his mind.

Modifié par Urshakk, 02 avril 2010 - 08:30 .

[Kryyptehk]

Urshakk wrote...

At first he doesn't seem too thrilled at the idea ( "Couldn't you just knock me out first?" ) but I'm sure once it got down to it he quickly changed his mind.

Yeah, because in the end, Morrigan is a girl. Even if he is in love with the Warden you know he is still thinking, "Heheh, boobs." He's a man. It feels good. Doesn't take a genius to know that once stuff starts happening, he's just gonna sit back and enjoy it.

[CalJones]

Kryyptehk wrote...

Yeah, because in the end, Morrigan is a girl. Even if he is in love with the Warden you know he is still thinking, "Heheh, boobs." He's a man. It feels good. Doesn't take a genius to know that once stuff starts happening, he's just gonna sit back and enjoy it.

QFT.