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[amethyst_rose2009]

me: Now ladies and gents, oh you're really going to love this one........so cute and sweet and most of all innocent (until I got my hands on him anyway ), from the wilds of the Brecilian Forest, I introduce to you the young and handsome elven hunter Cammen.

Cammen: *smiles nervously and stares timidly at the audience*

me: Welcome Cammen *flashes flirty smile*

Alistair: *Glares disapprovingly*

me: It's so nice of you to come all the way from the Brecilian Forest to be here with us tonight.

Cammen: *blushes* I......I.....really needed to.........

me: Awww, isn't that so cute, girls.  Isn't he just adorable the way he stutters and is so shy. *giggles*  That really is attractive in men, you know.

Alistair: *Glares angrily at Cammen and tenses jaw*

me: And girls, he's a........gasp.......virgin......if you can believe that.  Isn't that just too sweet?  Well, at least he was a virgin until I offered to teach him how to woo Gheyna.  Silly me, I actually thought he just wanted me to show him how to kiss.  Then the next thing I know we're in his tent.  He's a real tiger when he wants to be. *giggles* It's that Dalish stamina, I guess.

Alistair: *Stands up angrily and walks toward the stage*

me: So how is Gheyna?

Camman: Well, that's.......what I wanted to talk to you about.   Y.....you s...see.......I......um......we

me: *giggles* Girls, too cute, am I right?  That's alright sweetie, I won't bite, tell me what you were going to say.

Camman: Well, you see, after..........our joining..........

me: Yours and Gheyna's?

Camman: No, mine and yours...........

me: *starts to feel faint*  Uhhhhh.........our joining?  Well, we didn't........I mean that wasn't.......a.......a joining......that was just .......um.......educational.  I was just showing you how to woo Gheyna, remember?

Cammen: Well, according to Dalish law, you and me, well, we're married now!  I tried to tell you but you ran off too quickly afterwards, something about werewolves or something.  And when you returned to the camp, I waited to talk to you but you just brushed right past me........and well I.......I followed you here.  Anyway, you have to come with me now.  I'll take you to the Brecilian Forest where we can raise a family and I'll prove to you I can be a great hunter.........in time.......

me: *all color in face gone, feeling a bit ill, wished I had read up a bit on Dalish law first*

Alistair: *jumps on the stage and takes out his sword* Die elf-boy!

Cammen: Help! *flees backstage and screams like a little girl*

me: sigh........note to self.......before bedding anyone else find out if they have..........issues.

*Arrow flies past my ear and I duck just in time*

Gheyna: *runs toward the stage with her bow shooting more arrows toward me*  You little elf-stealing  bit**!!!!!!!

me: Ahhhhhhh, Ali!!!!!! *flees backstage and screams like a little girl*

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 06 janvier 2010 - 06:53 .

[Sialater]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Ok, one more, then I'm completely exhausted and I'll hand the mic back to Ms. Kerridan........



me: Now ladies and gents, oh you're really going to love this one........so cute and sweet and most of all innocent (until I got my hands on him anyway ), from the wilds of the Brecilian Forest, I introduce to you the young and handsome elven hunter Cammen.

Cammen: *smiles nervously and stares timidly at the audience*

me: Welcome Cammen *flashes flirty smile*

Alistair: *Glares disapprovingly*

me: It's so nice of you to come all the way from the Brecilian Forest to be here with us tonight.

Cammen: *blushes* I......I.....really needed to.........

me: Awww, isn't that so cute, girls.  Isn't he just adorable the way he stutters and is so shy. *giggles*  That really is attractive in men, you know.

Alistair: *Glares angrily at Cammen and tenses jaw*

me: And girls, he's a........gasp.......virgin......if you can believe that.  Isn't that just too sweet?  Well, at least he was a virgin until I offered to teach him how to woo Ghena.  Silly me, I actually thought he just wanted me to show him how to kiss.  Then the next thing I know we're in his tent.  He's a real tiger when he wants to be. *giggles* It's that Dalish stamina, I guess.

Alistair: *Stands up angrily and walks toward the stage*

me: So how is Ghena?

Camman: Well, that's.......what I wanted to talk to you about.   Y.....you s...see.......I......um......we

me: *giggles* Girls, too cute, am I right?  That's alright sweetie, I won't bite, tell me what you were going to say.

Camman: Well, you see, after..........our joining..........

me: Yours and Gheyna's?

Camman: No, mine and yours...........

me: *starts to feel faint*  Uhhhhh.........our joining?  Well, we didn't........I mean that wasn't.......a.......a joining......that was just .......um.......educational.  I was just showing you how to woo Gheyna, remember?

Cammen: Well, according to Dalish law, you and me, well, we're married now!  I tried to tell you but you ran off too quickly afterwards, something about werewolves or something.  And when you returned to the camp, I waited to talk to you but you just brushed right past me........and well I.......I followed you here.  Anyway, you have to come with me now.  I'll take you to the Brecillian Forest where we can raise a family and I'll prove to you I can be a great hunter.........in time.......

me: *all color in face gone, feeling a bit ill, wished I had read up a bit on Dalish law first*

Alistair: *jumps on the stage and takes out his sword* Die elf-boy!

Cammen: Help! *flees backstage and screams like a little girl*

me: sigh........note to self.......before bedding anyone else find out if they have..........issues.

*Arrow flies past my ear and I duck just in time*

Gheyna: *runs toward the stage with her bow shooting more arrows toward me*  You little elf-stealing  bit**!!!!!!!

me: Ahhhhhhh, Ali!!!!!! *flees backstage and screams like a little girl*

See?  Bad news.  And you've upset Al.

[amethyst_rose2009]

OMG.  Two different Cammen interviews.  That is too funny!  You must have posted as I was still typing.  Well, girls, now you get to vote not only on the sexiest Fereldon hottie, but now you get to vote on the best Cammen interview.

BTW, I've got cookies.........and a panda. *bribes audience*

[Tirigon]

Heeeeee, Cammen was mine, don´t steal him!!!!!!!

[Tirigon]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

OMG.  Two different Cammen interviews.  That is too funny!  You must have posted as I was still typing.  Well, girls, now you get to vote not only on the sexiest Fereldon hottie, but now you get to vote on the best Cammen interview.

BTW, I've got cookies.........and a panda. *bribes audience*

And I AM a panda. Isn´t that better? Besides, I´m running away, so I have that Outlaw charmB)
And if I rule you shall have Pandas for ever!!!! Ehm, cookies, lol....


Edit: I just noticed I´ll win. Amethyst_Rose has no signature, so I am obviously the more experienced person!

Modifié par Tirigon, 03 janvier 2010 - 04:02 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

Tirigon wrote...

So, I have finished playing Halo Wars. After about 5 minutes ingame it turned out to be as interesting as a naked nug, and about as difficult and challenging too. So, I have threatened I would bring my annoying you all to the next level, and noone shalt say I don´t do what I say.
First, I considered interviewing Teagan. I had to abandon this thought, however, for two reasons, one being that after interviewing Teagan, noone would be interested in the other contestants anymore.  The other reason was simply that when I spoke to him in private it became rather quiet really soon. Darn, you don´t know how hard it is to ask questions if there is such a huge, awesome... youknowwhat..... as Teagan´s.. right in front of your mouth....
So, next idea was fulfilling Amethyst_Rose´s wish and speaking with Cullen. However, I just couldnt resist the urge to invite him in a quiet room (with no sexual intention whatsoever!!!!), and it turned out that Cullen has mental problems that give him a terrible fear of closed rooms. He ran off crying, and I couldnt catch him on account of rolling around laughing as if there was no tomorrow...:D:D:D:D:D

Well, to cut this short, I finally found a good, awesome, and famous person to talk to.

WARNING!! I´m a decadent, bored person and the following text will definitely involve sex, drugs, Rock´n´Roll, metal lingerie, Shianni, NO broodmothers, and other things that might be inappropriate to children below the age of 80. You have been warned.


Gentlemen, hold your wifes firmly, Ladies, save your breath and throw your pants, for HE will come soon, the one, THE ONLY, THE FAMOUS, STUNNING, INCREDIBLE CAMMEN!!!!!!

*Cammen walks in, nods to the female audience and smiles shyly*
*The interview is ready to start, or well, it would be if the crying ladies could shut up for a second...*

Tirigon (in a rather apathic mood; you can see clearly that the meeting with Teagan was impressive....): "So, Cammen. I guess I can cut the salutation, these ladies have already greeted you, I understand?"
Cammen: "Well, hello to you my f-f-f-f-.....-friend."
Tirigon: "Oh, I didn´t know you were so scared to be here. Don´t tell me they were THAT hard to you, most of them seem quite nice to have around, especially the one over there in the metallic bra..." (He winks to the girl and throws a kiss)
Camen (slightly reassured): "Oh, well my dear, it´s just... I have never been outside of the Brecilian Forest. It´s a ... quite new experience, so many people in one place.... And so many WOMEN!!! I didnt know there were so many women in the entire WORLD!!"
Tirigon: "Ah, all right. You know, i expected you would be terrified by even a single person actually looking at you without vomiting, so, you keep yourself together fairly well. Oh, and have you really ever been in the Forest? I hear you are not even able to hunt a single wolf?"
Cammen (now surprised by Tirigon´s friendly speech): "Ehm, y-y-y-y-you know, I, I think I.. m-m-mis-misunderst-stood you there. Did y-y-yyou a-actually say p-people VOMIT if they s-s-see m-me?!"
Tirigon (friendly, benevolent): "Oh, you´re right, why would I say such a thing about someone with such an astonishing face as you have? Dang, if it wasn´t for my dear Shianni, I would lick your lamppost right here, in front of all those Ladies and Gentlemen!" (He chuckles and grins.)
Cammen (blushing, clearly flattered): "Oh darling, thanks for those friendly words, the last time I´ve heard that was in the Pearl when I was employed this awesome Warden, you know, Alistair´s girl..."

*The audience is silent. You don´t hear a single tone for a while, then:*

Gheyna (running from the backstage-area onto the stage, screaming on the top of her voice, her face reddened by anger and shame): "Cammen! CAMMEN! You dirty, rotten, son-of-a-human-B*tch! What have you done to me?! I always thought you were the innocent, slightly retarded, friendly young looser our Clan has known for years!! and now I hear you work in the PEARL?! DENERIM´S GREATEST, FAMOUS WH0REHOUSE?!"
Tirigon (smiling devilish): "Well, Gheyna, I TOLD you it would be worth to come, didn´t I?  But.. Am I the only one who wonders how you know about the Pearl, what with you being the first time away fro your clan?"
Gheyna (her voice broken, her anger gone): "Oh, Maker... It all breaks down, doesn´t it... You found out....."
Tirigon: "Yes, I did. And, funnily enough, we are on TV. About 500 Million people, and another 200 million Orlesians, dwarfs, Dalish and templars, did so, too."
Cammen: "So... What´s gonna happen, now?"
Gheyna: "I know! We need to tell them, and they will forgive us!!!"
Tirigon: "I doubt it. But I´m bored right now, and I like lewd stories, so go ahead. Oh, and someone bring me a glass of wine and a nice girl. In metal lingerie."
Gheyna and Cammen, together: "Well, you know... It all started a while ago, when Anora came to us and told us about her plan.... She wanted to conquer Thedas, and we all knew that such a thing can´t happen. Unless, of course, if we would hold the control rods of the majority of Thedas´ population. So we thought we would gather the most awesome people of Ferelden under our banners [these may not be shown here, or the FBI would intervene] to take control of every man - and quite a lot of women, too - in the entire universe. HARHARHAR!!!! NOONE would resist us!!!!!!!! We put awesome agents in every part you will eventually visit if you try to save Ferelden from the Blight (which is paid by Anora, btw)."

*Shianni, wearing metal lingerie, apears on stage. She starts making out with Tirigon.*

Cammen: "Yeah. You know many of these agents. There is Cullen, the hot girls in the Lothering chantry, me and Gheyna of course, this Bella in Redcliff, ....  Yeah, pretty much everyone featured in your °Miss° shows. And every contestant here of course. Oh, even the nugs you can get in the Pearl belong to us!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!! 4LL_Y0UR_G1RLS_4R3_B3L0NG_T0_US!!!!!! 0wn3d!!!!!"
Gheyna: "Eh, all right, I guess he´s finally gone nuts now. This was too much. Well, I understand him. Our plan of world domination has just been discovered. By a guy who does not even listen to our confessions."
(She glares at Tirigon and Shianni, doing something that should not be shown in Free-TV)
Cullen (suddenly appearing on stage, waving an old, wooden sword usually used by children): "No worries, I will kill these bloodmages, I will save you all, kill, save, like a real templar, save, kill, kill, save, chill, shave..." (he knocks himself unconscious with his own sword)

*the audience is in uproar. some are commiting adultery, others steal TVs out of burning stores, yet others simply run for their life. You know that kind of thing, it happens all the time, if something happens*

Tirigon (making himself free of Shianni, smiling, dressing himself again): "Ok Ladies and Gentlemen, now this was quite a discovery. You know, I only found out that Cammen and Gheyna both work at the Pearl, I would not have dreamed of a plan to conquer the universe. Things can happen, lol."
*he stares at Anora´s Secret Service agents coming into the hall, then continues:*
"Well, and me and Shianni will now go quite fast, quite quite far away. I will probably be hunted by the entire Fereldan Secret Service, the templars, every Fan of any of those people featured today, and of course Amethyst_Rose2009, who inspired me to involve metal lingerie into my show, and, to be honest, to write this bullsh*it at all. Thanks alot to you, my fair lady!!!! So, in the unlikely case of surviving this, we might well meet again! If not, I wish you to have, reading this,at least half the fun I had writing it. Cause if so, i might even have a chance NOT to be burned for heresyB)"

Sorry it took so long.  I wanted to read Tirigon's post in its entirety.

OMG.  *falls to the floor laughing* *tears streaming down face*  I just want you to know you've ruined my makeup.  I now have dark mascara streaks running down my face.

I bow to you.  Your Cammen post was better than mine.  *runs away in shame*

(You still don't get the pic though)

[amethyst_rose2009]

Tirigon wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

OMG.  Two different Cammen interviews.  That is too funny!  You must have posted as I was still typing.  Well, girls, now you get to vote not only on the sexiest Fereldon hottie, but now you get to vote on the best Cammen interview.

BTW, I've got cookies.........and a panda. *bribes audience*

And I AM a panda. Isn´t that better? Besides, I´m running away, so I have that Outlaw charmB)
And if I rule you shall have Pandas for ever!!!! Ehm, cookies, lol....


Edit: I just noticed I´ll win. Amethyst_Rose has no signature, so I am obviously the more experienced person!

Never got around to that.  Not sure what to say anyway.  Suggestions?

Note: Not anything involving metal lingerie.

[Tirigon]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Sorry it took so long.  I wanted to read Tirigon's post in its entirety.

OMG.  *falls to the floor laughing* *tears streaming down face*  I just want you to know you've ruined my makeup.  I now have dark mascara streaks running down my face.

I bow to you.  Your Cammen post was better than mine.  *runs away in shame*

(You still don't get the pic though)

Damn! What else do I have to do to get it?!
(And could i at least get a pic of you with ruined mascara? I like that, it has a certain style:wub:)

Edit: The idea of metal lingerie in your sig is good. You could even get paid for it by the producer^^

Modifié par Tirigon, 03 janvier 2010 - 04:10 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

Tirigon wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Sorry it took so long.  I wanted to read Tirigon's post in its entirety.

OMG.  *falls to the floor laughing* *tears streaming down face*  I just want you to know you've ruined my makeup.  I now have dark mascara streaks running down my face.

I bow to you.  Your Cammen post was better than mine.  *runs away in shame*

(You still don't get the pic though)

Damn! What else do I have to do to get it?!
(And could i at least get a pic of you with ruined mascara? I like that, it has a certain style:wub:)

Edit: The idea of metal lingerie in your sig is good. You could even get paid for it by the producer^^

I'm not going to be able to stop laughing tonight.  lol.

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 03 janvier 2010 - 04:53 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

Sialater wrote...







See?  Bad news.  And you've upset Al.

I know.  I really should treat that boy better, shouldn't I?

[Tirigon]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Sialater wrote...







See?  Bad news.  And you've upset Al.

I know.  I really should treat that boy better, shouldn't I?

Yes, you should. Apparently, he´s the only guy in Ferelden NOT trying to kill me atm... And he wears metal lingerie. Or so I hear. I wouldn´t know of course. I´m straight.

[amethyst_rose2009]

Tirigon wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Sialater wrote...







See?  Bad news.  And you've upset Al.

I know.  I really should treat that boy better, shouldn't I?

Yes, you should. Apparently, he´s the only guy in Ferelden NOT trying to kill me atm... And he wears metal lingerie. Or so I hear. I wouldn´t know of course. I´m straight.

So says Duncan anyway.......

[AtreiyaN7]

Cammen?! Noooo, no Cammen, nooooo! Hmm, waaait, if you guys keep Cammen, does that mean my mage gets to keep Alistair? *shifty look*

[Mahumia]

Whahaha, you guys are great ^^ And I suck at being funny, so I'd better not attempt to write an interview XD

[amethyst_rose2009]

AtreiyaN7 wrote...

Cammen?! Noooo, no Cammen, nooooo! Hmm, waaait, if you guys keep Cammen, does that mean my mage gets to keep Alistair? *shifty look*

Oh, nonono.  My pc can't stay married to Camman.  I have a reputation after all.   Being married to a Dalish elf would completely ruin that reputation I've worked so hard since Darrien to create.


So, ummm no, you can't have Ali..........well not all to yourself anyway.    Besides Ali likes to share.

[westiex9]

Prince Thorin Aeducan Interviews Arl Eamon
Me:So Arl Eamon Its great having you on the show(and quite frankly id prefer an interview without screaming fangirls)
Eamon: what are you implying by that statement Dwarf I have Fans Too!
Me: Errr of course my lord.....
Eamon: no really i do!
Me: Your wife doesn't count
Eamon:How dare you! i have never been so insulted in all my years! im leaving
(Gets up)
Me: wait my lord! i have some more questions! Serious ones!
Eamon: no more silly comments and mockery?
Me: none my lord i swear on the honour of House Aeducan
Eamon:well...alright then
Me: before i forget can i call you Emo?
Eamon:no!
Me: Little Arly poo?
Eamon: No!
Me: how about sugar buns no fan pants?
Eamon: You Swore on your houses Honour!!
Me: Pffft i killed my older brother My younger brother had me exiled and poisoned my father and then i lied to harrowmont to get my throne back...honour shmoner!
Eamon: none the less now you die!
Me: Errr my lord i think i see a desire demon and shes really errrr....Horny...yeah!
Eamon: ooooohhhh where
Me: Tune in soon for our exclusive interview with the archdemon!
Eamon: get back here!
Me: but now ive gotta run Back to Orzammar before beardo here guts me!!

Modifié par westiex9, 03 janvier 2010 - 12:52 .

[westiex9]

Double Post

Modifié par westiex9, 03 janvier 2010 - 12:49 .

[Kohaku]

Oh snap! People are adding! I think, I may cry. ~Cries~



Great Job amethyst, Tirigon and West.



I kinda got lost in the Deep Roads yesterday. I'll see if I can update today though.

[amethyst_rose2009]

Now on to our next contestant.................


me (human mage pc): You ladies are going to swoon when you see this next contestant, especially you mage girls.  This templar has all the things we female mages need to stay happy little mages in that tower of ours, huh? *winks slyly*

Alistair: *looking rather smug with himself walks toward the stage*

me: *looking rather annoyed at Alistair*  Wait a dang minute!  What part of "keeping the mage girls happy in the tower" made you think I was talking about you?

Alistair: *blushes* Oh, um.........nothing........nothing......... *sits back down hurriedly*

me: *glares at Alistair*  You told me you were a .................

Alistair: And you told me you had never licked a lamppost! And you were married to a Dalish elf the whole time!!!

me: *glares at Alistair*

Cailan: Oh for the love of the maker, now is not the time for your first fight.  Get on with the show already.

me: Sigh.  Alright, Cailan, but only because you asked so nicely. *bats eyelashes at Cailan*

Alistair: *sighs and glares at Cailan* *puts on pouty face that we girls think is just too darn adorable*

me: *notices Alistair's pouty face that is too darn adorable and swoons*

Cailan: Sigh *rolls eyes*

me: Before we introduce our next contestant, I just wanted to let everyone know (especially Alistair), *bats eyelashes innocently* that I was able to procure a quickie Vegas Dalish annulment from Cammen.  Ehhh, sorry Cammen..........but it just wouldn't have worked.

Cammen: *sad puppy dog eyes staring at pc rather annoyingly*

me: *notices Cammen's annoying and uncomfortable stare*  Ummmm, Ali sweetums, could you uh......... *motions toward the tearful elf*

Alistair: On it!  *jumps across five rows and pulls out his sword Starfang pointing it toward Cammen* Stop stalking her! I won, you lost. End of story. 

Cammen: *nervously* Y......yes ser Alistair, ser.  An......And thank you for not k....k.....killing me with your sparkly sword, s....ser Alistair, s....ser.

Alistair: That's King Alistair!

Cailan: Excuse me!

Alistair: Sigh.  Nevermind.............. *puts on adorable pouty face again and retakes his seat*  *glares at Cailan jealously*

me: Ooooh pretty sparkly sword..............*thinks of Alistair jumping across five rows of seats with his pretty sparkly sword like a knight out of one of those smutty romance novels*   *swoon*   *drool*

Cailan: *Raises eyebrow*  Is she ok?

Alistair: You get used to it after awhile.

me: *snaps out of it*  Oh where was I?  Oh yeah, the next contestant.  From the mysterious mages tower surrounded by beautiful Lake Calenhad (romantic, right girls?) I introduce to you the the studliest and most handsome templar in the Fereldon Mages Tower............Cullen!!!! *smiles excitedly*

Alistair: *rolls eyes and sighs*

me: *bats eyelashes at Cullen*  Isn't he just too cute, girls?   With thick, wavy hair you would just love to run your fingers through, strong, masculine arms, and such a cute little a**. *giggles*

Cullen: *blushes and takes his seat on stage looking shy and uncomfortable*  *stares nervously at the audience*

Alistair: *glares disapprovingly at Cullen, but has to admit Cullen has nice hair*  I wish my hair were thick and wavy. Sigh. *puts on adorable pouty face again*

me:  So Cullen you are a templar in the mages tower and you are assigned the grim task of um.........putting down......mages who can't pass their harrowing, is this true?  What a strong man you must be to overcome........your personal feelings *bats eyelashes* toward the female apprentices.  Now don't deny it.  I was there.  I've seen the way you look at the female mages. *flashes flirty smile*

Cullen: *beads of sweat start to form on his brow*  I......I don't know what you're talking about.   I.....I've never.........you know........with an apprentice.

me: *flashes flirty smile at Cullen* But you've wanted to........*winks at Cullen*

Alistair: *stiffens jaw and places one hand on the hilt of Starfang*

Cullen: M......me?  N....no.  That kind of thing isn't allowed between templars and mages.   It....It's just wrong! *breaks out in nervous sweat*

me: *moving my chair closer to Cullen* So tell me Cullen would you really have killed little ol' me *bats eyelashes* if I hadn't passed that silly little harrowing? *smiles slyly*

Cullen: Oh Maker!  Why are you doing this to me?  *looks both terrified and nervous at the same time as nervous beads of sweat trickle down the side of his face*

me: Doing what Cullen?  Little ol' me?  Why I wouldn't do anything to you........not anything that you didn't want anyway *bats eyelashes at Cullen*

Cullen: Oh Maker!  You wicked, wicked woman.  Why must you torment me?!!  You teased me the entire time you were at the tower and now............now you continue your mesmerizing hold over me.  It's evil magic, I tell you!!!

me: *moves chair farther away from Cullen* Now, now, calm down Cullen.  There's no evil magic being used here.  Just a harmless interview, that's all. *looking somewhat frightened*

Alistair: Sigh.  Here we go again.  *pulls out Starfang and walks toward the stage*

Cullen: No, you evil wicked woman.  You've done this to me for the last time.  Now everyone knows my shameful secret..........!!!!

me: Well, not everyone.......only about 50 million of our viewers at home and of course everyone here in our studio audience........but I mean that's not everyone.

Cullen: You mages have tormented me for the last time!  With your long-flowing hair, long elegant magical fingers, form-fitting robes that accentuate your.......very feminine features........... *foams at mouth*

me: *stands up and backs away nervously*  Cullen, now let's just stay calm.........

Cullen: *snaps* Wicked, evil mages everywhere must die for their teasing and torment!!!!!

me: Ahhhhhhhh!!!!! Alistair!!!!!! *flees backstage*

Alistair: *jumps gallantly on the stage wielding his pretty sparkly sword*

Cullen: *grunts disapprovingly*  What, I'm supposed to be frightened of someone who failed his templar training?

Alistair: Why does everyone always assume I failed my templar traning.  *angry sigh*  I left........was conscripted........I DID NOT FAIL!!!!!  *lunges his sword at Cullen and chases him backstage*

me: *tiptoes back out onto the stage carefully*  Well, that could have gone so much better.  Note to self: must run psychological assessments on all future contestants.

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 06 janvier 2010 - 07:06 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Oh snap! People are adding! I think, I may cry. ~Cries~

Great Job amethyst, Tirigon and West.

I kinda got lost in the Deep Roads yesterday. I'll see if I can update today though.

Oh, yay!!! She's back! *jumps and down excitedly*

Edit: Good job West on the Eamon interview.  I didn't want to do his.  His beard freaks me out.

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 03 janvier 2010 - 01:59 .

[westiex9]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Oh snap! People are adding! I think, I may cry. ~Cries~

Great Job amethyst, Tirigon and West.

I kinda got lost in the Deep Roads yesterday. I'll see if I can update today though.

Oh, yay!!! She's back! *jumps and down excitedly*

*joins Amethyst in excited jumping

Now we can show her the Qunari cannon i borrowed

edit: lol thanks Amethyst i didn't think it was going to work but eamon's needed to be done

Coming up a VHS special "Arch-demon A Hollywood insider story"

Archdemon- i had a really bad childhood my father was really abusive and that was kinda what led me down the path i took. First i did drugs then i got into a rock band and then i...Wanted to KILL AND BURN ALL HUMANITY....REVENGE!!!!

Me: sooooo.......rock bands  yeahhhh how bout those

ONLY ON VHS!! 

Modifié par westiex9, 03 janvier 2010 - 02:03 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

westiex9 wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Oh snap! People are adding! I think, I may cry. ~Cries~

Great Job amethyst, Tirigon and West.

I kinda got lost in the Deep Roads yesterday. I'll see if I can update today though.

Oh, yay!!! She's back! *jumps and down excitedly*

*joins Amethyst in excited jumping

Now we can show her the Qunari cannon i borrowed

Ooooh, Qunari cannon!  Only if Kerridan has a set of full plate armor.

[amethyst_rose2009]

westiex9 wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Oh snap! People are adding! I think, I may cry. ~Cries~

Great Job amethyst, Tirigon and West.

I kinda got lost in the Deep Roads yesterday. I'll see if I can update today though.

Oh, yay!!! She's back! *jumps and down excitedly*

*joins Amethyst in excited jumping

Now we can show her the Qunari cannon i borrowed

edit: lol thanks Amethyst i didn't think it was going to work but eamon's needed to be done

Coming up a VHS special "Arch-demon A Hollywood insider story"

Archdemon- i had a really bad childhood my father was really abusive and that was kinda what led me down the path i took. First i did drugs then i got into a rock band and then i...Wanted to KILL AND BURN ALL HUMANITY....REVENGE!!!!

Me: sooooo.......rock bands  yeahhhh how bout those

ONLY ON VHS!! 

Oh darn.  And I was hoping it would be on dvd!  I was just about to place my order too.

[Kohaku]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

westiex9 wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Oh snap! People are adding! I think, I may cry. ~Cries~

Great Job amethyst, Tirigon and West.

I kinda got lost in the Deep Roads yesterday. I'll see if I can update today though.

Oh, yay!!! She's back! *jumps and down excitedly*

*joins Amethyst in excited jumping

Now we can show her the Qunari cannon i borrowed

Ooooh, Qunari cannon!  Only if Kerridan has a set of full plate armor.

Oh we have plate armor alright.

[Kohaku]

Small intermission guys. I just thought about him after taking pictures. I hope I can update it once more today but here is one if I can't. Don't beat me.



Nemiah: ~She looks around~ Everything is a mess. All this fighting… all this strife.
Noemi: And all this mess that WE have to clean up.
Gilmore: Hello there girls! Need a hand I see.
Nemiah: Ser Gilmore? What are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be home?
Gilmore: Well your father and mother are watching.
Noemi: Ha… really? Daddy we really are good girls!
Nemiah: Don’t believe Anora! She just wants to take over Highever!
Anora: What?! I’ll OWN Highever if the mood strikes me. I’m like that.
Gilmore: ~He takes out his sword~ You will not threaten my ladies like that!
Anora: ~She backs up~ You dare pull a sword on me! Cailan!
Cailan: I don’t care about that. Everyone is trying to take the throne from me. Am I that bad?
Alistiar: Well you are going to get snapped in half by an Ogre. That’s probably the best you could hope for.
Anora: Insane! ~She runs back stage~
Gilmore: ~He glares at the retreating Anora but smiles at his ladies~ Anyway, your parents saw all the damage and thought I could help. So off I set off from Highever. So, tell me where to start. ~He takes off his breastplate and his shirt. His muscles rippling under the lights~
Noemi: ~Her mouth drops~ How did we never see this before?
Nemiah: So that’s the reason dad was hiding him! Thanks for nothing daddy!
~Gilmore goes off to clean up the broken set and Nemiah looks at him in awe~
Alistair: What does he have that I don’t?!
Noemi: Red hair.
Alistair: I could have red hair too!
Nemiah: You know, I think Amethyst was looking for you. She had a panda that was actively seeking you out.
Alistair: A… panda?
Noemi: Looked big.
Nemiah: And scary.   
Alistair: Uh… I’ll just go over there for now. ~He bolts~
Cailan: Come back brother! Shouldn’t we lament together?! ~He sulks off stage~

Modifié par Kerridan Kaiba, 03 janvier 2010 - 02:26 .