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[amethyst_rose2009]

Sialater wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

Mahumia wrote...

Hold on... I thought Wade was an obvious gay human, or am I mistaking him for someone else now?

Wade is the dwarf who makes Dragonscale items for you. And dragonscale lingerie, since recently.

I just want you to know that my face hurts from laughing so hard. It took several minutes just for me to recover enough to type.   And I agree with with Mahumia, I thought he was gay too.  He and his partner acted like an old married couple every time my female pc would go in there to get dragonscale lingerie........um I mean armor. 

Wait, did I just read Alistair and Cullen were doing a striptease!!!  *jaw drops* *falls to the floor drooling*

Oooh, naked templars............ *stares off dreamily*  

I take time off for Kaiden and Mass Effect and come back to stripping Templars..... !  :innocent:

Now see?  You take time off and end up missing all this?

Oh, um by the way........you might want to take a look over on the Miss Fereldon forum.  Someone ........don't know who............volunteered me, you, and Kerridan to tie up Tirigon and wax his chest.  Some others have included some rather naughty things since I......I mean whomever came up with that silly idea , wrote it earlier.  Bad, naughty people and them trying to take away from a decent chest wax!

[Tirigon]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Sialater wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

Mahumia wrote...

Hold on... I thought Wade was an obvious gay human, or am I mistaking him for someone else now?

Wade is the dwarf who makes Dragonscale items for you. And dragonscale lingerie, since recently.

I just want you to know that my face hurts from laughing so hard. It took several minutes just for me to recover enough to type.   And I agree with with Mahumia, I thought he was gay too.  He and his partner acted like an old married couple every time my female pc would go in there to get dragonscale lingerie........um I mean armor. 

Wait, did I just read Alistair and Cullen were doing a striptease!!!  *jaw drops* *falls to the floor drooling*

Oooh, naked templars............ *stares off dreamily*  

I take time off for Kaiden and Mass Effect and come back to stripping Templars..... !  :innocent:

Now see?  You take time off and end up missing all this?

Oh, um by the way........you might want to take a look over on the Miss Fereldon forum.  Someone ........don't know who............volunteered me, you, and Kerridan to tie up Tirigon and wax his chest.  Some others have included some rather naughty things since I......I mean whomever came up with that silly idea , wrote it earlier.  Bad, naughty people and them trying to take away from a decent chest wax!

You misunderstood me there..... I said we could have a little fun with ropes. Nothing more.

[amethyst_rose2009]

Tirigon wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Sialater wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

Mahumia wrote...

Hold on... I thought Wade was an obvious gay human, or am I mistaking him for someone else now?

Wade is the dwarf who makes Dragonscale items for you. And dragonscale lingerie, since recently.

I just want you to know that my face hurts from laughing so hard. It took several minutes just for me to recover enough to type.   And I agree with with Mahumia, I thought he was gay too.  He and his partner acted like an old married couple every time my female pc would go in there to get dragonscale lingerie........um I mean armor. 

Wait, did I just read Alistair and Cullen were doing a striptease!!!  *jaw drops* *falls to the floor drooling*

Oooh, naked templars............ *stares off dreamily*  

I take time off for Kaiden and Mass Effect and come back to stripping Templars..... !  :innocent:

Now see?  You take time off and end up missing all this?

Oh, um by the way........you might want to take a look over on the Miss Fereldon forum.  Someone ........don't know who............volunteered me, you, and Kerridan to tie up Tirigon and wax his chest.  Some others have included some rather naughty things since I......I mean whomever came up with that silly idea , wrote it earlier.  Bad, naughty people and them trying to take away from a decent chest wax!

You misunderstood me there..... I said we could have a little fun with ropes. Nothing more.

Have you not ever seen 40 Year Old Virgin?  Chest waxing can be fun.  The lady giving him the chest wax was laughing her a** off!

Edit: Oh no, when I mentioned bad, naughty people I wasn't referrring to you Tirigon (huh, that can't be right), I was talking about the broodmother fanatics and their dirty thoughts.  Ewwww.

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 03 janvier 2010 - 10:13 .

[Sialater]

It's only funny if you take Kelly Clarkson's name in vain.

[Herr Uhl]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...
Edit: Oh no, when I mentioned bad, naughty people I wasn't referrring to you Tirigon (huh, that can't be right), I was talking about the broodmother fanatics and their dirty thoughts.  Ewwww.

I feel a slight indignation at that statement.

[amethyst_rose2009]

Herr Uhl wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...
Edit: Oh no, when I mentioned bad, naughty people I wasn't referrring to you Tirigon (huh, that can't be right), I was talking about the broodmother fanatics and their dirty thoughts.  Ewwww.

I feel a slight indignation at that statement.

You see, Sialater?  I'm not the one who started it.........okay well technically I did, but Herr Uhl brought the whole dirty business with the broodmother into it.  *points at Herr Uhl and flees*

[westiex9]

Fiona Cousland Interviews Kolgrim

Fiona: well folks after the last interview Thorin suffered a teeny weeny nevrous breakdown, thankfully me sending anora off the roof of fort frakon tied to a rock proved a ratings bonanza so ive been asked to interview our next guest while thorin recovers in orzammar. so lets welcome Kolgrim to the studio!

(booing and tomatoe throwing)

Kolgrim: what am i doing here? this is not the temple! heretic i demand answers!!

Fiona: quite simple really this is the Mister ferelden 2009 competition and you have been selected to compete along with countless other males from across the land!

Kolgrim: i have no time for your sinful pageant....ooohhh are those flowers for me...........no on has ever given me flowers before....and i run a friggin mountain cult...

Fiona: so tell the audience a little bit about yourself

Kolgrim: well i live in a big icy temple in the frostbacks, my hobbies inlude yelling loudly,killing intruders and trying to defile the prophets remains

Fiona: Errr....okay and why do you think you are the best candidate for winner of this title

kolgrim:well not blow my own horn(hehehhe) but i am like the most fit and well endowed cult leader in all of ferelden, heck david koresh and charlie manson Aint got nothing on me!

Fiona: right very creepy......

Kolgrim: oh and also im best freinds with a high dragon and so anyone who votes against me votes against andraste herself!!! HERETICS VOTE KOLGRIM OR BE DEVOURED!!!

Fiona: hey settle down  we've only just cleaned up the mess from the arch-demon interview

kolgrim: you allowed the horror of thedas to come on your show

Fiona: yeah he's in the audience smoking an elf

Arch-demon-hey man.....im soooooo......wasted

 Kolgrim:
 
FIona: so kolgrim how are you liking denerim

Kolgrim: SIN SIN EVERYWHERE!!! this city has turned away from the makers light, but now that you mention it those chantry women have such pretty golden robes.....we need to get some of those back in haven.....so shiny......

The Grand cleric: there he is sisters!!!

Sister Justine: ee stole my knickers and robes ee did!!!
 
Kolgrim: but they are all so shiny and silky smooth.......my precious!!!(rubs face in stolen clothing)

Fiona: Kolgrim?

Kolgrim: yes?

Fiona: congratulations you are mister ferelden 2009 now the final part of the show involves you moving to the edge of the roof

Kolgrim: is here good?

Fiona: Perfect

(Fiona kicks kolgrim off the roof)

Fiona: Makers breath this shows standards have been slipping ever since we invited vaughan   kendall  onto the show.....yuck....

Grand cleric: just for the record the chantry does not approve of this competition!

Fiona: and why ever not

Grand cleric: The chantry was invented so attractive women could have  a place to hang out in stunning dresses away from men.....and the maker loves women.....

Fiona: errr Could you move to the edge of the roof your holiness

Grand cleric: what are you doing? this is blasphemy! this is madness!

Fiona: NO!! THIS IS FERELDEN!!!!

(kicks grand cleric off the roof)

(Somewhere in the royal orzammar palace living room)

Thorin: NOOOO!!!! WE WILL GET SUED FOR COPYRIGHT YOU CRAZY (expletive deleted)

[Tirigon]

@ Westiex: Great work. Except for killing Kolgrim, I like to do that myself....

But kicking the grand cleric more than pays that back, hehe...

Especially Fiona´s scream, hehe. (Though i hope she has not such a big beard as the one originally calling that, ehm...)

[westiex9]

Tirigon wrote...

@ Westiex: Great work. Except for killing Kolgrim, I like to do that myself....
...
Especially Fiona´s scream, hehe. (Though i hope she has not such a big beard as the one originally calling that, ehm...)

lol yeah i can't stand kolgrim, he dies on all my playthrough for being a sanctimonious jerk

And yeah i would be worried about the sex of fereldens queens if Fiona has a beard.....mind you she could have donned a fake one for the occasion lol !

Modifié par westiex9, 03 janvier 2010 - 10:34 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

westiex9 wrote...


Grand cleric: just for the record the chantry does not approve of this competition!

Fiona: and why ever not

Grand cleric: The chantry was invented so attractive women could have  a place to hang out in stunning dresses away from men.....and the maker loves women.....

Fiona: errr Could you move to the edge of the roof your holiness

Grand cleric: what are you doing? this is blasphemy! this is madness!

Fiona: NO!! THIS IS FERELDEN!!!!

(kicks grand cleric off the roof)

Alistair: *still stripteasing with Cullen and making girls swoon*  I've been wanting to do that for years!!!! You just have no idea.

Alistair approves+ 100

[Sialater]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...
Edit: Oh no, when I mentioned bad, naughty people I wasn't referrring to you Tirigon (huh, that can't be right), I was talking about the broodmother fanatics and their dirty thoughts.  Ewwww.

I feel a slight indignation at that statement.

You see, Sialater?  I'm not the one who started it.........okay well technically I did, but Herr Uhl brought the whole dirty business with the broodmother into it.  *points at Herr Uhl and flees*

Yeah, but he's easy to deal with.  Hey, Herr Uhl!  I have an onyx demon statuette for you!  It's backstage.


Now, where the hell did Al get to?

[amethyst_rose2009]

Sialater wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...
Edit: Oh no, when I mentioned bad, naughty people I wasn't referrring to you Tirigon (huh, that can't be right), I was talking about the broodmother fanatics and their dirty thoughts.  Ewwww.

I feel a slight indignation at that statement.

You see, Sialater?  I'm not the one who started it.........okay well technically I did, but Herr Uhl brought the whole dirty business with the broodmother into it.  *points at Herr Uhl and flees*

Yeah, but he's easy to deal with.  Hey, Herr Uhl!  I have an onyx demon statuette for you!  It's backstage.


Now, where the hell did Al get to?

 
Seriously, we girls demand pictures!!!! Ali and Cullen striptease pics!!!


Duncan: *walks toward the stage wearing his metal corset* Ladies you ain't seen nothing yet til you've seen THE BEARD!!!   *Slithers up beside Alistair*  Mind if I join you boys?

Alistair:

Amethyst:

[Herr Uhl]

Sialater wrote...
Yeah, but he's easy to deal with.  Hey, Herr Uhl!  I have an onyx demon statuette for you!  It's backstage.

My one weakness, shiny things and action figures. Damn you! *shakes fist*

[Sialater]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Sialater wrote...
Yeah, but he's easy to deal with.  Hey, Herr Uhl!  I have an onyx demon statuette for you!  It's backstage.

My one weakness, shiny things and action figures. Damn you! *shakes fist*

Yep.  I promise, it's backstage.


~cone of cold at Duncan~  Hey, I'm a really good shot.  ~holds hand out~  Al, you coming?  ~Al escapes, nervously looking at the frozen Duncan.~

[amethyst_rose2009]

Sialater wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Sialater wrote...
Yeah, but he's easy to deal with.  Hey, Herr Uhl!  I have an onyx demon statuette for you!  It's backstage.

My one weakness, shiny things and action figures. Damn you! *shakes fist*

Yep.  I promise, it's backstage.


~cone of cold at Duncan~  Hey, I'm a really good shot.  ~holds hand out~  Al, you coming?  ~Al escapes, nervously looking at the frozen Duncan.~

Yay!! Go Sia.

Edit: Umm.......will you share the Ali and Cullen pics now?

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 03 janvier 2010 - 11:01 .

[Sialater]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Sialater wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Sialater wrote...
Yeah, but he's easy to deal with.  Hey, Herr Uhl!  I have an onyx demon statuette for you!  It's backstage.

My one weakness, shiny things and action figures. Damn you! *shakes fist*

Yep.  I promise, it's backstage.


~cone of cold at Duncan~  Hey, I'm a really good shot.  ~holds hand out~  Al, you coming?  ~Al escapes, nervously looking at the frozen Duncan.~

Yay!! Go Sia.

Edit: Umm.......will you share the Ali and Cullen pics now?

Pst!  ~hands Amethyst a small envelope.~  Here are your own copies.  Don't show anyone.  I promised a certain ex-Templar I'd burn them.

[Tirigon]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Sialater wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...
Edit: Oh no, when I mentioned bad, naughty people I wasn't referrring to you Tirigon (huh, that can't be right), I was talking about the broodmother fanatics and their dirty thoughts.  Ewwww.

I feel a slight indignation at that statement.

You see, Sialater?  I'm not the one who started it.........okay well technically I did, but Herr Uhl brought the whole dirty business with the broodmother into it.  *points at Herr Uhl and flees*

Yeah, but he's easy to deal with.  Hey, Herr Uhl!  I have an onyx demon statuette for you!  It's backstage.


Now, where the hell did Al get to?

 
Seriously, we girls demand pictures!!!! Ali and Cullen striptease pics!!!


Duncan: *walks toward the stage wearing his metal corset* Ladies you ain't seen nothing yet til you've seen THE BEARD!!!   *Slithers up beside Alistair*  Mind if I join you boys?

Alistair:

Amethyst:

I dont know how to get pics of Cullen, but I guess I can provide some of Ali, hehe...

[-Conspirator]

So, erm, just to make this clear, Wade definitely is a human, no dwarf :-)



But best entertainment here, nice to see how women think *g*

[amethyst_rose2009]

Sialater wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Sialater wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Sialater wrote...
Yeah, but he's easy to deal with.  Hey, Herr Uhl!  I have an onyx demon statuette for you!  It's backstage.

My one weakness, shiny things and action figures. Damn you! *shakes fist*

Yep.  I promise, it's backstage.


~cone of cold at Duncan~  Hey, I'm a really good shot.  ~holds hand out~  Al, you coming?  ~Al escapes, nervously looking at the frozen Duncan.~

Yay!! Go Sia.

Edit: Umm.......will you share the Ali and Cullen pics now?

Pst!  ~hands Amethyst a small envelope.~  Here are your own copies.  Don't show anyone.  I promised a certain ex-Templar I'd burn them.

Ooooh, nice. *drool*    My lips are sealed.

Thanks Sia and if I ever get around to writing anything else tonight, I'll be sure to include you.

[Tirigon]

-Conspirator wrote...

So, erm, just to make this clear, Wade definitely is a human, no dwarf :-)

But best entertainment here, nice to see how women think *g*

You sure that we are talking about the same Wade? The one in the armor shop in Denerim? He is a dwarf for sure....

And btw, should you have referred to me with your second statement too, I´m male.

[amethyst_rose2009]

Tirigon wrote...

-Conspirator wrote...

So, erm, just to make this clear, Wade definitely is a human, no dwarf :-)

But best entertainment here, nice to see how women think *g*

You sure that we are talking about the same Wade? The one in the armor shop in Denerim? He is a dwarf for sure....

And btw, should you have referred to me with your second statement too, I´m male.

I think he's human.  There was a dwarf out in the market that sold armor and weapons, but Wade has his own shop.  Anyway, I'll see if I can find his pic.  Btw, is Wade's voice the same voice as the drug-addicted guy you have to kill for one of the assasins' quests in Oblivion?  I know I've heard that voice before.

[amethyst_rose2009]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

-Conspirator wrote...

So, erm, just to make this clear, Wade definitely is a human, no dwarf :-)

But best entertainment here, nice to see how women think *g*

You sure that we are talking about the same Wade? The one in the armor shop in Denerim? He is a dwarf for sure....

And btw, should you have referred to me with your second statement too, I´m male.

I think he's human.  There was a dwarf out in the market that sold armor and weapons, but Wade has his own shop.  Anyway, I'll see if I can find his pic.  Btw, is Wade's voice the same voice as the drug-addicted guy you have to kill for one of the assasins' quests in Oblivion?  I know I've heard that voice before.

Ok, here's a link to his picture, although it's not very good.  Tried to find something on youtube with him, but just came across something about dwarf and elf sex  and I ain't posting that link.   

 http://dragonage.wik...le:NPC-Wade.jpg

[Sialater]

Wade the armorer is a dark-skinned bald and bearded human male. His partner, Herron is a blond haired human who, for some reason, vaguely resembles the Thierin brothers. Gorim, out in the marketplace is the dwarf from the dwarf noble origin story.

[Sialater]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Sialater wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Sialater wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Sialater wrote...
Yeah, but he's easy to deal with.  Hey, Herr Uhl!  I have an onyx demon statuette for you!  It's backstage.

My one weakness, shiny things and action figures. Damn you! *shakes fist*

Yep.  I promise, it's backstage.


~cone of cold at Duncan~  Hey, I'm a really good shot.  ~holds hand out~  Al, you coming?  ~Al escapes, nervously looking at the frozen Duncan.~

Yay!! Go Sia.

Edit: Umm.......will you share the Ali and Cullen pics now?

Pst!  ~hands Amethyst a small envelope.~  Here are your own copies.  Don't show anyone.  I promised a certain ex-Templar I'd burn them.

Ooooh, nice. *drool*    My lips are sealed.

Thanks Sia and if I ever get around to writing anything else tonight, I'll be sure to include you.

Uh... include me how?  ~suspecting elf mage suspects~

[ReubenLiew]

Gorim is the dwarf in Denerim.