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[ReubenLiew]

Well you have to admit that chest is pretty hairless alright.

[westiex9]

Tirigon wrote...

Westiex, don´t you feel ashamed? You betray your manliness to side with these girls?! You should change your attitude!!!! Or did amethyst_rose give you a picture of her metal lingerie? Now that would excuse any treachery....

 HAAHAH!!! years of english schooling have made me the man i am today.........(whispers) tell no one about the metal lingerie its not called gentlemans relish for nothing

[Tirigon]

westiex9 wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

Westiex, don´t you feel ashamed? You betray your manliness to side with these girls?! You should change your attitude!!!! Or did amethyst_rose give you a picture of her metal lingerie? Now that would excuse any treachery....

 HAAHAH!!! years of english schooling have made me the man i am today.........(whispers) tell no one about the metal lingerie its not called gentlemans relish for nothing

you know, I am a Gentleman too. But there must be a certain pride. You can´t go around casting glyphs... That´s a bad thing...

[amethyst_rose2009]

[quote]westiex9 wrote...

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Oh and i have the latest zevran action figure complete with Massage and rope tying action! good for us discerning and so inclined gentlemen and the ladies too!!
[/quote]

Oooh, I want, I want, I want.....*jumps up and down excitedly*

Um.....you don't happen to have an Alistair one too, do you?

[Tirigon]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote....

Oh and i have the latest zevran action figure complete with Massage and rope tying action! good for us discerning and so inclined gentlemen and the ladies too!!

Oooh, I want, I want, I want.....*jumps up and down excitedly*

Um.....you don't happen to have an Alistair one too, do you?

I have one at home. But, unfortunately, Shianni won´t let me sell it. She does not even let me take a photo to post it.....

Modifié par Tirigon, 04 janvier 2010 - 04:12 .

[westiex9]

[quote]amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

[quote]westiex9 wrote...

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Oh and i have the latest zevran action figure complete with Massage and rope tying action! good for us discerning and so inclined gentlemen and the ladies too!!
[/quote]

Oooh, I want, I want, I want.....*jumps up and down excitedly*

Um.....you don't happen to have an Alistair one too, do you? [/quote]

Unfortunatley the allistair shipment was delayed due to fangirls attacking the convoys carrying the dolls (selfish )  however i managed to get a few others Cullen,loghain,cailan and Bhelen

Side note: is no one else disturbed that there are characters called bella and cullen in this game not to sound paranoid but i fear an infiltration by twilight fanatics(MAKER WATCH OVER US ALL IF THIS IS SO!!! )

Modifié par westiex9, 04 janvier 2010 - 04:12 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

[quote]Tirigon wrote...

[quote]amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

[quote]westiex9 wrote...

[/quote]



Oh and i have the latest zevran action figure complete with Massage and rope tying action! good for us discerning and so inclined gentlemen and the ladies too!!
[/quote]

Oooh, I want, I want, I want.....*jumps up and down excitedly*

Um.....you don't happen to have an Alistair one too, do you? [/quote]

I have one at home. But, unfortunately, Shianni won´t let me sell it. She does not even let me take a photo to post it.....

[/quote]


Umm, why don't you send Shianni over here.  I'll .....umm ......have a little chat with her (wearing my metal lingerie).

I'm sure she and I can work something out...........

[Tirigon]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Umm, why don't you send Shianni over here.  I'll .....umm ......have a little chat with her (wearing my metal lingerie).

I'm sure she and I can work something out...........

Unfortunately, Shianni is waiting for me to go to bed right now....
I won´t let her cheat on me anyways. Unless I may watch. But no. That´s not a gentlemanlike thought, so stop it. Don´t tempt me. You will not get Shianni.

[amethyst_rose2009]

Tirigon wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Umm, why don't you send Shianni over here.  I'll .....umm ......have a little chat with her (wearing my metal lingerie).

I'm sure she and I can work something out...........

Unfortunately, Shianni is waiting for me to go to bed right now....
I won´t let her cheat on me anyways. Unless I may watch. But no. That´s not a gentlemanlike thought, so stop it. Don´t tempt me. You will not get Shianni.

*winks at Shianni*   I've got metal armor for Shianni too.

I will get that Alistair action figure........

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 04 janvier 2010 - 04:20 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

westiex9 wrote...
Unfortunatley the allistair shipment was delayed due to fangirls attacking the convoys carrying the dolls (selfish )  however i managed to get a few others Cullen,loghain,cailan and Bhelen

Side note: is no one else disturbed that there are characters called bella and cullen in this game not to sound paranoid but i fear an infiltration by twilight fanatics(MAKER WATCH OVER US ALL IF THIS IS SO!!! )

I'll take the Zev action figure and the Cullen action figure (I have this thing about vampires).  As payment, here's a brownie and smooch . 

*runs off to play with Zev and Cullen action figures.......still waiting for Alistair action figure though* *sad puppy dog eyes*

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 04 janvier 2010 - 04:31 .

[westiex9]

soooooo.....who are our 10 most likely winners?

[Tirigon]

• Me
• Teagan
• amethyst_rose
• Kerridan Kaiba
• KnightOfPhoenix
• Broodmother (I WON´T support her; but unfortunately, I hear we are holding an election, so the perverts will have a voice too:crying::crying:)
• Mabari War dog
• Shianni
• hairless tentacles (thx Reuben....)
• some random guy, maybe Cullen or Alistair, or Iowan....  Whatever, noone cares for number 10 anyways.

[Lotion Soronarr]

Ladies and gentlemen, sorry for interrupting the show, but since everyone seem to be..."busy" at the moment backstage and have left the cameras running I have come to offer you an interesting proposal.

Eelect ME! Why? Because I shall share my two greatest spells I recently cereated with all who vote for me!
Cue ad!

****(text rolls across the screen*

Spell1:
Lotions Reveal
Target - single creature
Effect - disintegrates clothes of the traget (if target is hot). All of it. Pice by piece. Strategily.

Spell2:
Lotions Warmup
Target - single
Effect - cleans the target and covers the body in lotion. Conjures various accesories.

Spell3: (Initiate Ability)
The Right Stuff
Targt - AOE
Effect - get's em ready and wanting. hormone overdose. Target becomes more horny than in any porn.
Do not use with stimulants and pheremones. Contains trace ammounts of Chuck Norris.

*Spell 3 not included in the inital package, reserved for VIP's only.

*****
So vote for me!!! And remember - Lotion is good for you!

Modifié par Lotion Soronnar, 04 janvier 2010 - 11:02 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

Lotion Soronnar wrote...

Ladies and gentlemen, sorry for interrupting the show, but since everyone seem to be..."busy" at the moment backstage and have left the cameras running I have come to offer you an interesting proposal.

Eelect ME! Why? Because I shall share my two greatest spells I recently cereated with all who vote for me!
Cue ad!

****(text rolls across the screen*

Spell1:
Lotions Reveal
Target - single creature
Effect - disintegrates clothes of the traget (if target is hot). All of it. Pice by piece. Strategily.

Spell2:
Lotions Warmup
Target - single
Effect - cleans the target and covers the body in lotion. Conjures various accesories.

Spell3: (Initiate Ability)
The Right Stuff
Targt - AOE
Effect - get's em ready and wanting. hormone overdose. Target becomes more horny than in any porn.
Do not use with stimulants and pheremones. Contains trace ammounts of Chuck Norris.

*Spell 3 not included in the inital package, reserved for VIP's only.

*****
So vote for me!!! And remember - Lotion is good for you!

 Ummmm................ I suddenly feel the need for moisturizer.




Oh, wait, you said the cameras were left running last night.  Oh my........*blushes*  Well, if anyone happened to see two girls wearing metal lingerie .........um, chatting..........and one of the girls making a .......um, deal........for a certain Alistair action figure.........well, one of those girls soooooo was not me!!!! I will deny it til the end.


Ooooh, Alistair action figure.  *drools*  *runs off to play with Zev, Cullen, and brand new Alistair action figures* *blows kiss to Shianni*

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 04 janvier 2010 - 01:24 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

Tirigon wrote...

• Me
  
• Teagan
  
• amethyst_rose
  
• Kerridan Kaiba
  
• KnightOfPhoenix
  
• Broodmother (I WON´T support her; but unfortunately, I hear we are holding an election, so the perverts will have a voice too:crying::crying:)
  
• Mabari War dog
  
• Shianni
  
• hairless tentacles (thx Reuben....)
  
• some random guy, maybe Cullen or Alistair, or Iowan....  Whatever, noone cares for number 10 anyways.

Darn, Kerridan and I were beat out by Teagan and Tirigon.  We demand a recount!  Oh, wait.......hey she and I can't be Mister Fereldon winners.  We lack.........certain aspects.  Anora, however, can still be a runner-up.  And Ali would be so much higher on the list, definitely better than broodmother.   Broodmother fans beware: we have honey, hot wax, and West's evil ideas of torture planned for all heretics today.  You've had fair warning.   And yes West is on the girls' side - we give him smoochies  and brownies.

[Tirigon]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

• Me
  
• Teagan
  
• amethyst_rose
  
• Kerridan Kaiba
  
• KnightOfPhoenix
  
• Broodmother (I WON´T support her; but unfortunately, I hear we are holding an election, so the perverts will have a voice too:crying::crying:)
  
• Mabari War dog
  
• Shianni
  
• hairless tentacles (thx Reuben....)
  
• some random guy, maybe Cullen or Alistair, or Iowan....  Whatever, noone cares for number 10 anyways.

Darn, Kerridan and I were beat out by Teagan and Tirigon.  We demand a recount!  Oh, wait.......hey she and I can't be Mister Fereldon winners.  We lack.........certain aspects.  Anora, however, can still be a runner-up.  And Ali would be so much higher on the list, definitely better than broodmother.   Broodmother fans beware: we have honey, hot wax, and West's evil ideas of torture planned for all heretics today.  You've had fair warning.   And yes West is on the girls' side - we give him smoochies  and brownies.

So, you know, I agree Alistair beats Broodmother. But, unfortunately, there are certain wicked persons (Reuben, mrofni, Herr Uhl...) who will definitely vote for her.
And why can´t you be Mister Ferelden? Obviously you could make out with Shianni while she was in my bed... And still has HER Alistair action figure... So, compared to that, you can certainly manage to be a Mister. I fully trust you there:kissing:

[Tirigon]

Lotion Soronnar wrote...

Ladies and gentlemen, sorry for interrupting the show, but since everyone seem to be..."busy" at the moment backstage and have left the cameras running I have come to offer you an interesting proposal.

Eelect ME! Why? Because I shall share my two greatest spells I recently cereated with all who vote for me!
Cue ad!

****(text rolls across the screen*

Spell1:
Lotions Reveal
Target - single creature
Effect - disintegrates clothes of the traget (if target is hot). All of it. Pice by piece. Strategily.

Spell2:
Lotions Warmup
Target - single
Effect - cleans the target and covers the body in lotion. Conjures various accesories.

Spell3: (Initiate Ability)
The Right Stuff
Targt - AOE
Effect - get's em ready and wanting. hormone overdose. Target becomes more horny than in any porn.
Do not use with stimulants and pheremones. Contains trace ammounts of Chuck Norris.

*Spell 3 not included in the inital package, reserved for VIP's only.

*****
So vote for me!!! And remember - Lotion is good for you!

I shall promise you to vote for you, get the spells and CHEAT YOU!! I WILL WIN!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
:devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil:

[amethyst_rose2009]

Tirigon wrote...
And why can´t you be Mister Ferelden? Obviously you could make out with Shianni while she was in my bed... And still has HER Alistair action figure... So, compared to that, you can certainly manage to be a Mister. I fully trust you there:kissing:

Oh, no, not like that.  Shianni sneaked out last night and came to the Mister Fereldon studios and we........chatted.....wearing metal lingerie.......completely innocent..........  Anyway, I don't usually swing that way, but a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do........for a really cool Alistair action figure complete with Starfang. *swoon*

*runs to take film out of camera*

[Sialater]

I need to play my elf mage again. Emma Cousland has Starfang.





And no, I really don't like that order of winners....

[Tirigon]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Tirigon wrote...
And why can´t you be Mister Ferelden? Obviously you could make out with Shianni while she was in my bed... And still has HER Alistair action figure... So, compared to that, you can certainly manage to be a Mister. I fully trust you there:kissing:

Oh, no, not like that.  Shianni sneaked out last night and came to the Mister Fereldon studios and we........chatted.....wearing metal lingerie.......completely innocent..........  Anyway, I don't usually swing that way, but a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do........for a really cool Alistair action figure complete with Starfang. *swoon*

*runs to take film out of camera*

Shianni disagrees.... She says, however, that you might have met her twin, she is currently visiting America.
But not herself. Shianni is completely satisfied with me No chance for you, sorry. Not even in metal lingerie.
I just hope her twin has taken photos, hehe :devil:
Anyways, Gz to your new action figure. Shianni and I had to do more to get ours. Those things are so damn rare....

[Herr Uhl]

Sialater wrote...
And no, I really don't like that order of winners....

I agree, there seems to be an awful lot of transvestites if this is mister Ferelden.

[Tirigon]

Sialater wrote...

I need to play my elf mage again. Emma Cousland has Starfang.


And no, I really don't like that order of winners....

You will soon enough. So far you have always seen my bad sides only, but this will change. I have an appointment this evening to be interviewed. It´ll be great, AND it will involve chest waxing. Just for you:kissing: 


Hmm well, maybe not. Teagan disapproves, I am told. I don´t want to mess with him.

[ReubenLiew]

Pfeh, we all know the only person in this thread to actually stand a chance of beating Teagann is Taleroth anyway.

The rest of us are poseurs!

[Herr Uhl]

True.



Even tough I have no interest in winning.

[Taleroth]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Sialater wrote...
And no, I really don't like that order of winners....

I agree, there seems to be an awful lot of transvestites if this is mister Ferelden.

Pretty new to the internet, are we?