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[amethyst_rose2009]

ReubenLiew wrote...

Where is Sten? This is a travesty! Qunari right activist, formate!

I think he's the bouncer.  I was rooting for him to kick Anora's and Cauthrien's butts.  Hee-hee.  That would be such a funny cutscene.

[ReubenLiew]

That is unacceptable! If it weren't for Teagan Sten would win this competition hands down!

[Taleroth]

I dunno. Sten has jowls. Big ones.

[Kohaku]

So the guys are on Team Sten. Interesting.

[AndreaDraco]

No, no... I'm on Team Zevran

[Ilvra]

TrinityDivine wrote...

As long as you're using Jowan to bring back the dead, how about Awesome Beard himself - Duncan?

You hear a rising chant from the audience:

Duncan!
Duncan!
DUNCAN!

[Tirigon]

As a guy I want to make clear that the ONLY one who has the slightest chance to win (or would have, if there was no Teagan) is definitely Cammen, the young Dalish hunter apprentice. I mean, do you know WHY he has never gotten a wolf? Right. Because he´s getting women all the time. He´s too busy to hunt. And he´s not experienced. He doesnt need to hunt women, they come to him voluntarily. No wonder with this awesome face and his cool personality. Damn, if he was into guys I would be with him, and I´m hetero...

[Kohaku]

Tirigon wrote...

As a guy I want to make clear that the ONLY one who has the slightest chance to win (or would have, if there was no Teagan) is definitely Cammen, the young Dalish hunter apprentice. I mean, do you know WHY he has never gotten a wolf? Right. Because he´s getting women all the time. He´s too busy to hunt. And he´s not experienced. He doesnt need to hunt women, they come to him voluntarily. No wonder with this awesome face and his cool personality. Damn, if he was into guys I would be with him, and I´m hetero...

~Scribbles~ Really now? Any more info? I might be able to pull him from the forest... if they don't shoot me with arrows first.

[Tirigon]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

As a guy I want to make clear that the ONLY one who has the slightest chance to win (or would have, if there was no Teagan) is definitely Cammen, the young Dalish hunter apprentice. I mean, do you know WHY he has never gotten a wolf? Right. Because he´s getting women all the time. He´s too busy to hunt. And he´s not experienced. He doesnt need to hunt women, they come to him voluntarily. No wonder with this awesome face and his cool personality. Damn, if he was into guys I would be with him, and I´m hetero...

~Scribbles~ Really now? Any more info? I might be able to pull him from the forest... if they don't shoot me with arrows first.

They won´t shoot a beautiful woman like you, at least not before you were with Cammen. He would go nuts otherwise and stab them all to death. However, you might want to send someone else, preferably someone male, unless you enjoy getting seduced by a Dalish hunter apprentice. Just a friendly warning.

Oh, btw, I nominated you as Mister Ferelden in the other well-known show, is this all right?

[Kohaku]

Tirigon wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

As a guy I want to make clear that the ONLY one who has the slightest chance to win (or would have, if there was no Teagan) is definitely Cammen, the young Dalish hunter apprentice. I mean, do you know WHY he has never gotten a wolf? Right. Because he´s getting women all the time. He´s too busy to hunt. And he´s not experienced. He doesnt need to hunt women, they come to him voluntarily. No wonder with this awesome face and his cool personality. Damn, if he was into guys I would be with him, and I´m hetero...

~Scribbles~ Really now? Any more info? I might be able to pull him from the forest... if they don't shoot me with arrows first.

They won´t shoot a beautiful woman like you, at least not before you were with Cammen. He would go nuts otherwise and stab them all to death. However, you might want to send someone else, preferably someone male, unless you enjoy getting seduced by a Dalish hunter apprentice. Just a friendly warning.

Oh, btw, I nominated you as Mister Ferelden in the other well-known show, is this all right?

Ohh. Beautiful. I like those words. I'm coming for you Cammen!

Sure! That's fine by me. :happy:

[Taleroth]

I knew I should have killed that Cammen when I had the chance!

[Tirigon]

Taleroth wrote...

I knew I should have killed that Cammen when I had the chance!

You had a chance? I hadn´t. I would have loved to do so. He tried seducing my PC. Of course he failed - not even Cammen is better than Shianni. But still. For the attempt he should die.

Btw, I nominate Shianni as Mister Ferelden. She is so beautiful and interesting that only Miss Ferelden is not enough. She needs to be Mister Ferelden too. Even Mistress Ferelden. And Queen of Ferelden.

[DragonRageGT]

Will there be a Mister Teen South Carol... I mean.. South Amaranthine in this contest???

"He's really good, boss. Remember! Good enough to kills a king!"

Modifié par RageGT, 31 décembre 2009 - 02:59 .

[th3warr1or]

Tirigon wrote...

Nice work so far, BUT!!! you did one thing terribly, TERRIBLY wrong...
You should really NOT use Iowan to bring back the dead. It wont work. I wouldnt trust this looser to revive a cat which has still 8 lives left.... Instead, you might want to bring him in as contestant, after all he managed to seduce a rather pretty forbidden fruit... Though noone can understand how.

A few more people that should take part:

• Keeper Zathrian: The only real badass elf in Ferelden. And he manages to maintain his good looks even at an age of 300 or so.
• Vaughan: Renowned as the Casanova of Ferelden, experienced in seducing women with as little help as violence and 20 armed guards, he could really add some action to the show.
• Oghren: The biggest hammer of Orzammar - and that even when unarmed...
• Leske: Is there a woman who DOESN`T want to see his majesty (though its said to be rather soft lately)?
• Cammen: This young elf is a must-have. Pretending to be the innocent child, most women I know tell otherwise about him....
• Anora: Yea, I know, strictly speaking she is not as such a "Mister", but we all know that in her marriage with Caillan SHE was the one with the balls....
• Loghain: He doesnt need justification. Just ask Ser Cauthrien, and you WILL know why we need him.... Unless, he is not a contestant for the Teagan-reason. That might well be the case.
• Master Ignacio: He´s a crow. Says it all.
• Sten. His sword is not the only big thing about him.

I agree with everything, EXCEPT CAMMEN. That f_ucking whiny, useless elf is not only sissy, ugly but also a coward.

[amethyst_rose2009]

How about Ser Perth?    Anyone?  *crickets *  He's nice and kinda cute.  Did I mention he's nice?  Great hair, too.  Oh darn.  I guess he never had a chance being in the same town as the Bann of Studliness.

[Freckles04]

Hehe, great thread! Who else can we nominate...?



How about Carroll, the peckish sentry at the Lake Calenhad docks? He's at least as "cute" as Cammen, and he's got something of a backbone. And a tiny bit of wit. Just a tiny bit.



Oh, and I second whoever said Ser Gilmore. Wowza.



And what about Dairren? He was handsome and sweet and quite taken with my female Cousland.



Oh! And Daveth (since we're raising the dead). Anyone else wish he'd actually become a Grey Warden? I think he would have made a good one. One of my favourite lines in the game is when he says to Ser Jory: "Are you blubbering *again*?"



And let's not forget Bryce Cousland! And Fergus!



Okay, I'll stop now before I nominate the whole damn country.

[Euteras]

Very good write up Kerridan. Fun to read. You were worried about this:

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

So I lied last night. I decided to try this when I was on the bus this morning. I may need some help though. I don’t think I’m that interesting of a person to do this all by myself. If anyone wants to add anything they certainly can. I’d really appreciate it.

You have plenty of imagination and creativity. Keep it up because I'm enjoying it.

Not into guys but I would vote for Duncen. For the coolness factor. Plus the beard and hair. I had that most of my adult life so its got to be cool.

[amethyst_rose2009]

Freckles04 wrote...

Hehe, great thread! Who else can we nominate...?

How about Carroll, the peckish sentry at the Lake Calenhad docks? He's at least as "cute" as Cammen, and he's got something of a backbone. And a tiny bit of wit. Just a tiny bit.

Oh, and I second whoever said Ser Gilmore. Wowza.

And what about Dairren? He was handsome and sweet and quite taken with my female Cousland.

Oh! And Daveth (since we're raising the dead). Anyone else wish he'd actually become a Grey Warden? I think he would have made a good one. One of my favourite lines in the game is when he says to Ser Jory: "Are you blubbering *again*?"

And let's not forget Bryce Cousland! And Fergus!

Okay, I'll stop now before I nominate the whole damn country.

I was hoping I wasn't the only one who found Bryce Cousland to be such a hottie.  And considering you only ever see him as his daughter (or son) that's......just......so .......very........ wrong.

[Ponce de Leon]

I want Ruck. He may say he's ugly compared to beautiful woman (PC), but he's kind of cute, as well as one heck of a resistant guy (heck, try eating darkspawn for 6 years like he has).

[Freckles04]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

I was hoping I wasn't the only one who found Bryce Cousland to be such a hottie.  And considering you only ever see him as his daughter (or son) that's......just......so .......very........ wrong.

Uh, yeah. Hehe. I guess we're all a little sick...

But the "wench" conversation was awesome. And he's so heroic. I love the scene at the end of the origin story with him and Eleanor. It tears me up every time.

Modifié par Freckles04, 31 décembre 2009 - 02:20 .

[Kohaku]

Thank you everyone for the responses! You really don't know how much it means to me. I'm going to try to work more guys into this shindig. I need to take more ingame pictures though. I may do two more updates today. Suprises are just around the corner!



Jowan: We have an…um… issue?
Noemi: Issue?
Jowan: Well what we set out to do… worked. Kind of.
Noemi: ~She looks around and doesn’t see Maric~ Kind of?
Jowan: Um…
Nemiah: Oh forget it! Welcome back to Mister Ferelden 2009. Our next contestant hails all the way from Orlais.
Noemi: He’s charming, a real go getter and a team leader. Duncan of the Gray Wardens!
Duncan: ~He walks out and sits in his chair. Leaning back in it~ Bring me a drink would you Alistair?
Alistair: ~He scurries off to find a Gin and Tonic~ Coming right up Duncan!
Noemi: Right…
Nemiah: Is he like an errand boy now?
Duncan: He keeps me warm at night.
Noemi: I’m NOT touching that.
Nemiah: ~She looks at her sister nervously~ Well Duncan. We know that you are a Gray Warden. How did you get such a position?
Duncan: My beard. It gives me special fortune telling abilities.
Noemi: So it talks?
Duncan: All the time. Calian, Alistair and I have lots of talks with it. Deep in the woods, late at night. ~He leans back nursing his tonic~ The good old days. Maric, Logahin and I used to go into the woods. Have fun. Kick back. Dance naked in the woods. Now I have Calian and Alistair to keep me company. Not the same but it’ll have to do.
Noemi: Why can’t we have any normal contestants?
Loghain: That never happened.
Duncan: It did. Remember when we were nineteen? That Royal Guard spotted us and we—
Loghain: NEVER HAPPENED! Maric would be appalled at this sort of bawdry talk.
Duncan: He got us to do it or did that “never happen”?
Noemi: You know this is going in a direction that I never would have seen coming…
Maric: ~He smirks at Loghain~ You always did have a nice a—
Loghain: ~He looks at Maric shell-shocked~ Maric?
Nemiah: ~She glares at Jowan~ You said there was a problem Jowan!
Jowan: And he is the problem. He’s kind of messed up. Sorry! ~He jets off~
Cailan: Daddy?
Noemi: Maker, what have we done?!
Nemiah: We’ll be back after this commercial break!

Modifié par Kerridan Kaiba, 31 décembre 2009 - 02:43 .

[Freckles04]

Great pics, Kerridan!

[amethyst_rose2009]

OMG! LOL!  Can't breath..........Laughing too hard..........Just choked on my juice. 

[Kohaku]

Freckles04 wrote...

Great pics, Kerridan!

Thanks! I'm trying. Some of them are a bit darker than I liked but I'm ok with them for the most part.

[Kohaku]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

OMG! LOL!  Can't breath..........Laughing too hard..........Just choked on my juice. 

I wonder if I'm insane sometimes.